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20 House Visitation Rules: by sylvesterxyz(f): 9:54am On Oct 09, 2017
1. Always call before
visiting.
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2. Kindly remove your
shoes before entering
ones house, you dont
clean it.
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3. If you're from the
rural, kindly carry some
chicken, fish, beans or
other products. Cost of
living is high.
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4. If in the same city,
try visiting after meal
times, observe family
budget.
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5. If whoever you want
isn't in, go back...stop
entertaining the spouse
or the maid.
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6. If you must go for a
long call, kindly flush
and leave the loo as
clean as you found it.
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7. Visit on your own,
don't carry groups to
someone's house.
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8. Take your
complicated nonsense
far away... I don't eat
red fish, I'm allergic to
starch etc. No one
forced you here.
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9. If you're an overnight
guest...you must bathe.
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10. If you have a
running stomach... stay
in your house.
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11. Cease all stupid
questions like...have you
completed mortgage, is
that your landlord, how
much was this carpet.
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12. When serving food
do not overload, you're
not the only hungry
soul.
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13. Don't confuse the
household claiming
you're full and satisfied
and can only taste a
bit... and end up tasting
four full bowls.
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14. As much as possible
invite your host to your
home as well.
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15. Don't start haggling
for the remote with
your hosts kids. That's
their home.
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16. If your host assists
you with an umbrella,
raincoat or flashlight...ki
ndly return promptly
with gratitude. Do not
keep.
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17. When visiting a
household with kids.
Kindly carry for them
some biscuits, sweets
etc. These are proper
manners.
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18. If you do breakfast
with your host, try your
utmost best, not to do
lunch, as well. They
don't offer food relief.
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19. If you're staying for
overnight, you dont
have to embarrass
everyone by washing
your underwear and
hanging it like a flag in,
awkward places...
simply Rewind it until
you get to your home.
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20. Ensure that you help
around. Dont wait for
everything to be done
for you.

If you don't agree with any of the rule please indicate........lol grin grin.

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