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Re: Why Did You Break Up With You Ex? by Lalas247(f): 2:03pm On Oct 12, 2017
BlaQWolf:


Shey you fit say something good about him? Even if na thief, at least say it didn't work out instead of labelling him that..na person boyfriend or husband now you dy call thief o... Don't worry, he will still answer this same question andand guess what he will tag you?? Lols
nope can't see past the stealing bit
kolewerk
Re: Why Did You Break Up With You Ex? by Nobody: 2:04pm On Oct 12, 2017
Deefuray:


yes

perfect!!! smiley

okay so something (dont ask me what) just commanded me to send u a pm.................

Should i? sad
Re: Why Did You Break Up With You Ex? by Lalas247(f): 2:05pm On Oct 12, 2017
thepussyhunter:


grin grin grin

hey you work out? .................some routine exercise i mean
what type of workout grin
we have two
Re: Why Did You Break Up With You Ex? by Deefuray(f): 2:07pm On Oct 12, 2017
thepussyhunter:


perfect!!! smiley

okay so something (dont ask me what) just commanded me to send u a pm.................

Should i? sad


I can't access my mail.... forgot the password....
Re: Why Did You Break Up With You Ex? by Nobody: 2:09pm On Oct 12, 2017
Lalas247:

what type of workout grin
we have two

like you do some yoga excercise or something?........

How do you maintain and keep ur tummy flat like that.......................its rare to see ladies without protruding stomach these days o
Re: Why Did You Break Up With You Ex? by Lalas247(f): 2:13pm On Oct 12, 2017
thepussyhunter:


like you do some yoga excercise or something?........

How do you maintain and keep ur tummy flat like that.......................its rare to see ladies without protruding stomach these days o
the key is reverse cowgirl grin

I dey play o .....
really is it rare ? here its a norm o ..... no excuse for DAT shit ... only if u are pregs
seen like really big girls wit flat tummy ... but the gym culture ain't really trending in Naija ... it will tho soon
Re: Why Did You Break Up With You Ex? by Nobody: 2:13pm On Oct 12, 2017
Deefuray:



I can't access my mail.... forgot the password....

dang!!!.........thats the worst and most depressing thing i've heard this month sad sad

i think i know you though.................i think i remember seeing you on the front page of some magazine

you're a model right?
Re: Why Did You Break Up With You Ex? by Nobody: 2:17pm On Oct 12, 2017
Lalas247:

the key is reverse cowgirl grin

I dey play o .....
really is it rare ? here its a norm o ..... no excuse for DAT shit ... only if u are pregs
seen like really big girls wit flat tummy ... but the gym culture ain't really trending in Naija ... it will tho soon

cheesy cheesy cheesy..........na so you like this reverse cowgirl thingy cheesy cheesy

and yeah it is.............6 out of 10 naija babes have got protruding tummy

its nice though...........i've got a thing for ladies with flat tummy............i could literally do anything for them wink

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Re: Why Did You Break Up With You Ex? by Lalas247(f): 2:19pm On Oct 12, 2017
thepussyhunter:


cheesy cheesy cheesy..........na so you like this reverse cowgirl thingy cheesy cheesy

and yeah it is.............6 out of 10 naija babes have got protruding tummy

its nice though...........i've got a thing for ladies with flat tummy............i could literally do anything for them wink
u mean anything cheesy
well on that note e get plenty things u fit do for me
I go pm u tomorrow wit list ... sha don't run
Re: Why Did You Break Up With You Ex? by Deefuray(f): 2:22pm On Oct 12, 2017
thepussyhunter:


dang!!!.........thats the worst and most depressing thing i've heard this month sad sad

i think i know you though.................i think i remember seeing you on the front page of some magazine

you're a model right?


No... I'm not a model
Re: Why Did You Break Up With You Ex? by Apina(m): 3:25pm On Oct 12, 2017
I know say Nobody go ever agree say dem dump them cheesy
Re: Why Did You Break Up With You Ex? by Nobody: 3:33pm On Oct 12, 2017
Lalas247:

u mean anything cheesy
well on that note e get plenty things u fit do for me
I go pm u tomorrow wit list ... sha don't run

lmfao cheesy cheesy
okay babe................i'm up for it grin grin

see ya around hun.............make i go do reverse cowgirl with........ lipsrsealed
Re: Why Did You Break Up With You Ex? by Nobody: 3:41pm On Oct 12, 2017
Deefuray:



No... I'm not a model

hmmm i see.........even though i find it hard to believe considering the fact that you're ______, ______ and very ______ smiley smiley

hey ermm how do i get to talk to the lady with the heart of a goddess then since ur email aiint available? sad...............
Re: Why Did You Break Up With You Ex? by chiraqDemon(m): 4:03pm On Oct 12, 2017
Her towtow stank. Shit always had my face sqouze when she goes, It was hard work keeping my face straight when she got wet. Like 3 oe 4 days n my deek n fingers will still be stankin upon the fact that I use dettol to bath n I bath 2x daily.
I stopped eating eba throughout our relationship cos of that, I couldn't even bring my hand close to my face without my face getting squoze all up. The upside is that it made me stop chewing my nails.
Re: Why Did You Break Up With You Ex? by Lalas247(f): 4:45pm On Oct 12, 2017
thepussyhunter:


lmfao cheesy cheesy
okay babe................i'm up for it grin grin

see ya around hun.............make i go do reverse cowgirl with........ lipsrsealed
Lol Okies

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Re: Why Did You Break Up With You Ex? by Deefuray(f): 4:59pm On Oct 12, 2017
thepussyhunter:


hmmm i see.........even though i find it hard to believe considering the fact that you're ______, ______ and very ______ smiley smiley

hey ermm how do i get to talk to the lady with the heart of a goddess then since ur email aiint available? sad...............



I don't know o
Re: Why Did You Break Up With You Ex? by Nobody: 8:34pm On Oct 12, 2017
Deefuray:




I don't know o


i've got an idea.........how 'bout i drop me digits and u buzz me wink tongue
Re: Why Did You Break Up With You Ex? by Ifakiland(m): 8:43pm On Oct 12, 2017
She caught me winking at her mom....I was confused also
Re: Why Did You Break Up With You Ex? by roarik(f): 11:31pm On Oct 12, 2017
we both AS...still friends tho
Re: Why Did You Break Up With You Ex? by roarik(f): 11:34pm On Oct 12, 2017
we r both AS..best partner eva ...still friends tho
Re: Why Did You Break Up With You Ex? by Deefuray(f): 11:36pm On Oct 12, 2017
thepussyhunter:



i've got an idea.........how 'bout i drop me digits and u buzz me wink tongue


OK.... mention me so I'll see it
Re: Why Did You Break Up With You Ex? by Dasherz(f): 11:45pm On Oct 12, 2017
Lalas247:
He is a thief ......

he stole ya heart and ya Money right? grin grin grin
Re: Why Did You Break Up With You Ex? by burner44(m): 10:34am On Oct 13, 2017
She always complained about my dick being too big for her to handle so I got annoyed and told not to come see me again den we broke up
Re: Why Did You Break Up With You Ex? by stanboy28(m): 2:11pm On Oct 13, 2017
RETIREDMUMU:
she Bleep real good,she sleeps like log of wood when we doing it, she only want me to suck her pussyyy, da fuq,the place where smelly blood comes from, then i breakup

and her attitude lemme know that yoruba girl are local and sex starved
...savagery.... Dude u cold

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