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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by goody1shoe73(m): 10:37am On Oct 21, 2017
niyot124:



You didn't have to Slap her tho. That's not gentlemanly. You could have just sent her out.


And you had to quote the fool text
Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by Nobody: 10:37am On Oct 21, 2017
Daeylar:



I'm out, I can't, I just can't, my God shocked where do you keep your chill sometimes?

Lol. These soldier boys are very annoying.

They don't even know that within civilian communities, and during peace-time, the Police and other paramilitary forces have more authority than buffoonish khaki boys, and they must subject to them.

While sane countries carry out Military excercises with the Military of OTHER nations, in form of drills depicting REAL LIFE SITUATIONS, Nigerian soldiers carry out "Military excercises" within civilian communities, going from one Nigerian state to another.

Nigeria needs to enter intergalactic trade and export these moròns to another galaxy. grin

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by begwong: 10:37am On Oct 21, 2017
Wetin carry your nose � go there? Abi u ma dey lick pussy ni?

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by Sterope(f): 10:37am On Oct 21, 2017
He is but she is more lucky.

udemzyudex:


And he is a lucky man too..

Though I don't support the fact that he slap the lady.

Now you've given her something to defend herself with, the best thing he should have done is to leave her alone.

Only God knows how many months or years the op left her, human are emotional being not logical being.


It takes the grace of God for a person to remain faithful in such condition.
Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by Tapout(m): 10:38am On Oct 21, 2017
AuroraB:
kiss kiss kiss
Nigerian soldiers shouldn't be dated talk more of being married to! The girl got what she deserved by dating one of 'em.
My in-law is the only sane one among them grin grin grin grin

Lol.. That's what u think, mess with his wife first... Then come bk and edit ur post smiley
Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by Nobody: 10:38am On Oct 21, 2017
I have every right to slap her, in fact I commend the guy, he held his temper well, if the guy wasn't interested all she should have done is say, I have told my girl that if she wants another dick, another man, she is free, she should just tell me before hand and she can leave my life, but if I expend the energy to find out, I will take my time to destroy her, her family, to inflict enough damage on her, she kokuma knows that I don't fight to win, I fight to annilate my enemy.

Ladies , just tell the guy you are not interested any more, if he still holds on tell him you will cheat on him, make sure you are in the right, because south African justice is real.


ev4real:

You have no right to slap any female personality. It doesn't make sense. You could have gotten your answer without slapping her. Learn to control your anger going forward. Sorry for the heart break.

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by Nobody: 10:39am On Oct 21, 2017
Cheapy:


You know that doesn't apply to everyone, not everyone have the time and opportunity to date a lot of girls.


This has nothing to do with time n opportunity.

It has to do with paranoia.

Only a Paranoid man smells a woman to confirm smell n even confirm the type of condom involved.

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by zzzzy: 10:39am On Oct 21, 2017
Funny how people here are defending the girl just because he slapped her, every other issue is out. A girl might be steal money from a man, sell his items and run away. If the man sees the girl somewhere and lays hands on her, every other thing is out, the man's at fault. Pathetic people. Just similar to how blacks see everything against them as racism. No matter the reason why.

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by BrainnewsNg(f): 10:39am On Oct 21, 2017
Tapout:


after slapping her and sending her out of ur house, u still threatened to shoot her, why?? Because the federal government set up a facility to train and equip individuals with firearms to defend and protect its citizens... But idoits and fools like you mis-interpreted the whole idea.

She cheated on you, Yes she doesn't deserve you.... But believe me, I strongly believe this act of unfaithfulness from her has just saved her life

BTW, keep studying the different scents of condom.... #Rottweiler

And where did he say, he threatened to shot her ?

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by zzzzy: 10:40am On Oct 21, 2017
ZandhaZaraZ:
Lol. These soldier boys are very annoying.

They don't even know that within civilian communities, and during peace-time, the Police and other paramilitary forces have more authority than buffoonish khaki boys, and they must subject to them.

While sane countries carry out Military excercises with the Military of OTHER nations, in form of drills depicting REAL LIFE SITUATIONS, Nigerian soldiers carry out "Military excercises" within civilian communities, going from one Nigerian state to another.

Nigeria needs to enter intergalactic trade and export these moròns to another galaxy. grin
mention those sane countries. Don't let Hollywood deceive you.

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by BrainnewsNg(f): 10:40am On Oct 21, 2017
jashar:
1. You hit a woman. undecided

2. You engage in premarital sex. undecided

3. Have you met Jesus? He loves you and desires that you live a life above your banal instincts.

4. Call upon his name today and be saved.

5. May you find the path of life that gives real peace and love.

Can't you be rational for once.

What's the relationship of your comment with the post.

You better marry Jesus at once.

Case close.

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by Ospic2014: 10:40am On Oct 21, 2017
FreeSpirited:
Smelling a condom is not a confirmatory proof. Your sense of smell could have misled u. You were too hasty to jump into conclusion
No, she used the condom to tie wrapper that why she smelt condom on her under.

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by Nobody: 10:43am On Oct 21, 2017
You are a f*olish man. I even thank the girl for cheating on your miserable a$$. Tramp
Davindal:
Shut you gutter, man.

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by jashar(f): 10:43am On Oct 21, 2017
BrainnewsNg:


Can't you be rational for once.

What's the relationship of your comment with the post.

You better marry Jesus at once.

Case close.

You have a problem with my comment?

Jump and pass...

What's rational about immortality?

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by zzzzy: 10:43am On Oct 21, 2017
BrainnewsNg:


And where did he say, he threatened to shot her ?
as in? He said his other mates would've. He even said that was his 1st time of laying hands on her(in 2 yrs) . "pundits" here are just bringing military shit here. Civilians have done worse.
Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by Nobody: 10:43am On Oct 21, 2017
ZandhaZaraZ:
Lol. These soldier boys are very annoying.

They don't even know that within civilian communities, and during peace-time, the Police and other paramilitary forces have more authority than buffoonish khaki boys, and they must subject to them.

While sane countries carry out Military excercises with the Military of OTHER nations, in form of drills depicting REAL LIFE SITUATIONS, Nigerian soldiers carry out "Military excercises" within civilian communities, going from one Nigerian state to another.

Nigeria needs to enter intergalactic trade and export these moròns to another galaxy. grin
Dont mind the OP,he is no soldier and he copied the story...No cadet as a warrant to walk out of the gate with a gun!!!People just Love 2 minute fame...I bet my balls,he is just a key pad warrior......

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by Zinny25(f): 10:44am On Oct 21, 2017
NDA guys are not saints too. I rest my case

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by crisycent: 10:44am On Oct 21, 2017
modelmike7:
Silence means consent, she's guilty as charged!

Sure condoms do have this rubber smell all over them, even we that are Virgin knows that!!

Virgin?

Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by KinSlayer: 10:44am On Oct 21, 2017
babtaima:
Another one has learned from his mistakes lol..

Why give a bxxxh your heart when she'll rather have a purse? - Lil Wayne.
Always have options so when she flops, you NEXT her and focus more energy on your other options (girls).. There's no such thing as soul mate or other half.. humans are natural selfish.. people even do good and give to the needy because it makes them feel better... So be confident, have other options and don't rush to get married yet..

There's an exception though.. We call them givers.. they're rare, a giver is any female that commits to a relationship 100%.. every guy wants a giver as a wife.. Don't be deceived about this feminist rants.
1) Men's purpose in life is not women. It is something else. Find it, do it. Women are the distraction, preferably a pleasant one.

2) Women's purpose in life is to find a good man and procreate, have a family. Her career/job is just a distraction from that purpose.

Because we got these two all mixed up, we find a lot of problems between men and women nowadays. We have men who make their relationship their life purpose (like me about a 1 year ago) and it never ends up well and we have women who wanna make a career and think that is going to make them happy. It doesn't, neither side. We need to get back to the basics.

A good relationship, if you ask me about it? A man following his life purpose everyday, with passion + a woman that has her own interests, but does not confuse their importancy and is there to support her man.



Anyone need quality dating advice can pm me, I'm willing to help anyone. Peace!


Im guessing the irony is lost on you

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by Vacora(m): 10:44am On Oct 21, 2017
OP I stole your girl and that smell you perceived emanating from her southern region was the aroma of rampant and satisfying sex from a stud muffin such as myself. In the words of Beyonce if you liked it you should’ve put a ring on it grin

PS send me your address so you can enjoy our bout in glorious high definition.

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by Nobody: 10:45am On Oct 21, 2017
DeadRat:
Please What Does Condom smell Like embarassed
it smells like rubber, cocoa butter, chocolate or any flavour it was finished with. My uncle told me

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by Nobody: 10:45am On Oct 21, 2017
zzzzy:
as in? He said his other mates would've. He even said that was his 1st time of laying hands on her(in 2 yrs) . "pundits" here are just bringing military shit here. Civilians have done worse.
He is no NDA cadet,where would his other mates get guns from?let him continue lying like his father

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by AuroraB(f): 10:46am On Oct 21, 2017
Tapout:


Lol.. That's what u think, mess with his wife first... Then come bk and edit ur post smiley
Naaaaa, she's my baby, my sister smiley

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by Amberon11: 10:47am On Oct 21, 2017
you're a goat devoid of common sense. no wonder boko haram targets and kills soldiers like you. idiots who think themselves demigods.
Davindal:
Ok, noted. As an officer Cadet, I even tried. If it were to be my coursemates, she for don murd by now, because, you don't Bleep with soldiers.

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by Nobody: 10:48am On Oct 21, 2017
Rayhandrinni:
cheat or not, you abused a woman.... You are a mong




But if he abused a man he is a Hero abi? undecided







The way some of you defend women is so pathetic

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by Smartademu(m): 10:48am On Oct 21, 2017
Davindal:
I'm sure of what I perceived. It was condom Scent.
No mind dat guy, na their type girls de use their head anyhow.

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by Praktikals(m): 10:48am On Oct 21, 2017
Sterope:
She is one lucky woman


You don't see anything wrong in what the lady did? I think the guy is the lucky one; no one deserves a promiscous wifey. I think the slap was well deserved

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by HopeRisingmatte(m): 10:48am On Oct 21, 2017
Tapout:


after slapping her and sending her out of ur house, u still threatened to shoot her, why?? Because the federal government set up a facility to train and equip individuals with firearms to defend and protect its citizens... But idoits and fools like you mis-interpreted the whole idea.

She cheated on you, Yes she doesn't deserve you.... But believe me, I strongly believe this act of unfaithfulness from her has just saved her life

BTW, keep studying the different scents of condom.... #Rottweiler
grin grin A human rottweiler woof woof

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by Faithscharms2(f): 10:49am On Oct 21, 2017
Davindal:
gerarahere mehn.

Just ignore all this hypocrites talking gibberish here,they have no idea what real heartbreak feels like when you genuinely love someone and put in your 110% into it only to find out she went to open her legs for another man who might even not be upto your level..I am a woman and I don't blame you for your reaction,I even come nd you for not killing her like others that didn't even have real evidence like the small of condom yet the shot the lady..God will give you a good woman who will make you happy,trust me you escaped a bullet by finding out she is a b.itch.

I don't know why humans can't just be satisfied with what they have especially if what they have is what they have been looking for,that girl self must be a very dirty ho.e for having sex with one guy immediately and not even washing up before going to have sex with another..Pls did this happen in lagos or kd?

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by zzzzy: 10:50am On Oct 21, 2017
Benz4pimp:
He is no NDA cadet,where would his other mates get guns from?let him continue lying like his father
"she for don murd by now" that's what he said, hr didn't talk about guns
Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by Nobody: 10:50am On Oct 21, 2017
FreeSpirited:
Smelling a condom is not a confirmatory proof. Your sense of smell could have misled u. You were too hasty to jump into conclusion
I did not buy, every fvcking nerd knows the smell. Nose dont lie
Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by IForgotMyLoginD(f): 10:50am On Oct 21, 2017
Sense fall on you. Olofofo.


DanielsParker:


why pick that one? didn't you see the whole post?

He slapped her and so?

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