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A Doctor Tells Akpos That He His HIV Positive by donblade85555(m): 9:15am On Oct 26, 2017
A doctor adviced Akpos to stay away from unprotected sex.
8 months later Apos went to the hospital for a blood test, after the test he gave the result to the doctor.

Doctor:- Am sorry Akpos

Akpos:- sorry for what?

Doctor:- You are HIV positive

Akoos:- That is impossible

Doctor:- Did you have unprotected sex since the day I told you not to?

Akpos:- I have not seen a woman unclothedness for the past 8 months, infact after I left here 8 months ago,I made a covenant with God by visiting an HIV patient and I told God to let me contact HIV if I ever slept with any woman till the day I marry, I even licked the blood of the HIV infected patient in order to make my convenant strong with God.

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Re: A Doctor Tells Akpos That He His HIV Positive by jdluv(f): 9:31am On Oct 26, 2017
he licked the blood?
Re: A Doctor Tells Akpos That He His HIV Positive by donblade85555(m): 9:48am On Oct 26, 2017
jdluv:
he licked the blood?
yea he did

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