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What Will Christians Do To Save Yahweh? by OtemSapien: 12:05pm On Oct 29, 2017
According to the DOCTUFOS OF TRUTH, Yahweh and all the gods of religion are currently held captive in a spiritual cage so that people can frequently lose their faith and embrace reason.
We see how people daily recant their faith without being forced and it's more or less a proof of the thummim of the light God Almighty which reveals that religions of the sheeple and the terrorists which are the two most populous beliefs of our time will become drastically reduced in population as more brains are getting enlightened globally.

Now my question is, as a Christian, what are the efforts you are making to rescue Yahweh out of the spiritual cage where the gods of science have subjected him and Allah his friend to?

Doctufos: Otem Erectus 226:13-30


13. And Otem saw how all gods of religion gather and say, we shall not let humanity and dwellers of the earth have rest of mind. And Allah said, I cannot let go my impact upon the earth.
14. Now many homos who died religious had been made the same with the gods. And they had almost equal powers with the gods. And they said also, the religion which we practise on earth must not be defeated.
15. Now Yahweh said, what shall my great name become in the mouths of the people of the earth if i agree that religion should be made of none effect in their minds? Shall they not curse my name forever?
16. And Eubius said, what shall happen to the history of Krishtanite which I have written? I shall rather protect it, or else I shall be found the greatest liar in history. And Mirza and Moloch and Eshu and many other gods said, the fun of the earth shall be lost when they do not call upon our names anymore.
17. And their continual weeping to the gods, being fun to us, shall be a thing of the past. No, we shall not allow this. Now while they spoke, the gods who wanted science and development in the world came and said, are you ready for the battle? And they said, we are ready.
18. And the battle began.
19. And Otem heard voices and saw many gods how they did all manner of inexplicable things. And there were vacuums, but only Otem and the gods of findings saw the vacuums.
20. And when the gods of religion had entered into the vacuums, they were not seen anymore.
21. And Otem awoke. And his pupils had broken the door of his house when he did not appear in the school that day. And they had done many things to revive him.
22. And Otem said, I saw all the things which you do to my body to rescue me. Why do you sit on my chest and blew my nose? Why do you disturb my sweet sleep? For the words which are made flesh are currently being conquered.
23. And henceforth, all sacred texts shall be seen as the things useful for refuse dump. And they shall lose the powers behind them, because all gods who insist on continual deception of the world through their threatening and motivational books are currently being held captive in vacuums.
24. Now for a space of three months, Otem continually saw how the gods stepped into vacuums and were not seen anymore.
25. Now when eighty-nine days was complete, the gods of findings began to carry the vacuums in their hands, dumping them into a larger vacuum. For the vacuums began to become visible when they had carried them. And they dumped more than two hundred and fifty nine thousand vacuums into a larger one.
26. And they said, Otem of truth, we have overcome the gods by vacuums, so go and make known all the things which you have seen. For we imagined the vacuums with our thoughts for the capture of the gods who are antihumans.
27. And in the vacuums shall they be for a thousand years. This is the spiritual cage of all gods who oppose development. And focus shall be shifted from the words in the books to the thoughts of the heads.
28. And a period shall come when the pastors and the priests of many religions shall begin to misbehave. For their gods are encaged. And the minds of many homos shall begin to go after the truth within themselves rather than the lies written in the books of lies.
29. Now Otem, we have done our own part, therefore go and do your part also. Be not lazy in the compilation and interpretation of the texts of histories which we have given to you.
30. And we shall breathe life into the history which you shall write and it shall live on in the minds of the people, rather than religious texts. And humanity shall begin to use their own brains, worshipping no god while they do good to themselves.

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Re: What Will Christians Do To Save Yahweh? by terrezo2002(m): 2:41pm On Oct 29, 2017
Jehovah Almighty can't be caged. The great deliverer cannot be in captive. He is Omnipresent and Omnipotent which means He is everywhere, so how do begin to capture the one that is everywhere and at the same time most powerful. No power is great enough to bound Him.

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Re: What Will Christians Do To Save Yahweh? by OtemSapien: 3:22pm On Oct 29, 2017
terrezo2002:
Jehovah Almighty can't be caged. The great deliverer cannot be in captive. He is Omnipresent and Omnipotent which means He is everywhere, so how do begin to capture the one that is everywhere and at the same time most powerful. No power is great enough to bound Him.
Hmm, you speak as if you're so sure of what you're saying. Pls go on your knees and tell the power of nature to reveal to you the exact place where Yahweh is presently. Do this for three days and meditate, then return to tell me if you didn't spot him in his spiritual cage. Peace.

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Re: What Will Christians Do To Save Yahweh? by Zither(m): 7:15pm On Oct 29, 2017
terrezo2002:
Jehovah Almighty can't be caged. The great deliverer cannot be in captive. He is Omnipresent and Omnipotent which means He is everywhere, so how do begin to capture the one that is everywhere and at the same time most powerful. No power is great enough to bound Him.

Simply ignore his rants. Works every time.

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Re: What Will Christians Do To Save Yahweh? by OtemSapien: 7:33pm On Oct 29, 2017
Zither:


Simply ignore his rants. Works every time.
And you commented on my thread. Anyway, goodluck to you for ignoring the truth. May the light of God Almighty quickly open your brain, ase!

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Re: What Will Christians Do To Save Yahweh? by OtemSapien: 8:27am On Oct 30, 2017
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Re: What Will Christians Do To Save Yahweh? by Ahasco(m): 12:33pm On Oct 30, 2017
I won't call Allah his friend but his brother, so says the doctofus, then i can add partner in crime.

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Re: What Will Christians Do To Save Yahweh? by Ahasco(m): 12:36pm On Oct 30, 2017
terrezo2002:
Jehovah Almighty can't be caged. The great deliverer cannot be in captive. He is Omnipresent and Omnipotent which means He is everywhere, so how do begin to capture the one that is everywhere and at the same time most powerful. No power is great enough to bound Him.

How are you guys still coping with religion? I bet you are a pastor not wanting to loose all that you have been deceptively collecting from your members.

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Re: What Will Christians Do To Save Yahweh? by Ahasco(m): 12:37pm On Oct 30, 2017
Simply ignore his rants. Works every time.[/quote]
what works all the time?
Re: What Will Christians Do To Save Yahweh? by OtemSapien: 6:13am On Oct 31, 2017
Ahasco:

what works all the time?
Let's ask him o.
Re: What Will Christians Do To Save Yahweh? by Freeze007(m): 1:41pm On Nov 25, 2017
OtemSapien:
Hmm, you speak as if you're so sure of what you're saying. Pls go on your knees and tell the power of nature to reveal to you the exact place where Yahweh is presently. Do this for three days and meditate, then return to tell me if you didn't spot him in his spiritual cage. Peace.

The Creator is Omnipresent, Omnipotent and Omniscient

Now if he makes you believe He is in a CAGE does it limit Him to that cage? your answer is as good as mine. Now a quick recap to the stated words

Omnipotent :: having complete or unlimited power or
om·nip·o·tent

\äm-ˈni-pə-tənt\

noun

1 : one who has unlimited power or authority : one who is omnipotent

2 capitalized : god 1

Origin: (see 1omnipotent ).

First use: 1600

Synonyms: all-powerful, almighty

for the others it gives an insight to what I am trying to say, in order words, God Himself could still be in a believed-bad-place to the carnal man but since He is all knowing and all welcoming it is not because He Created and Has the Master of all Created, I am herein recalling the same personified Holy Spirit in Leader Olumba Olumba Obu in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ Amen. I hope you are not talking about Him!
Re: What Will Christians Do To Save Yahweh? by OtemAtum: 11:03am On Apr 23, 2019
Yahweh remains imprisoned
Re: What Will Christians Do To Save Yahweh? by OtemAtum: 1:41pm On May 06, 2019
Yahweh is still in his cage.
Re: What Will Christians Do To Save Yahweh? by OtemAtum: 3:48am On Jun 06, 2019
Save your god, o ye Christians

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