LAST WEEK WAS MY BIRTHDAY AND I DIDN'T FEEL VERY WELL WAKING
UP THAT MORNING. I WENT DOWNSTAIRS FOR BREAKFAST HOPING MY WIFE WOULD
BE PLEASANT AND SAY, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!", AND POSSIBLY HAVE A
PRESENT FOR ME.

AS IT TURNED OUT, SHE BARELY SAID "GOOD MORNING", LET ALONE
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY".

I THOUGHT, WELL, THAT'S MARRIAGE FOR YOU, BUT THE KIDS WILL
REMEMBER.

MY KIDS CAME INTO BREAKFAST AND DIDN'T SAY A WORD. SO WHEN I
LEFT FOR THE OFFICE, I WAS FEELING PRETTY LOW AND SOMEWHAT DESPONDENT.


AS I WALKED INTO MY OFFICE, MY SECRETARY JANE SAID, "GOOD
MORNING, BOSS, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" IT FELT A LITTLE BETTER
THAT AT LEAST SOMEONE HAD REMEMBERED. I WORKED UNTIL ONE O'CLOCK AND THEN JANE KNOCKED ON MY DOOR AND SAID, "YOU KNOW, IT'S SUCH A BEAUTIFUL DAY OUTSIDE,
AND IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY. LET'S GO OUT TO LUNCH, JUST YOU AND ME."

I SAID, "THANKS JANE, THAT'S THE GREATEST THING I'VE HEARD
ALL DAY.

LET'S GO!" WE WENT TO LUNCH. BUT WE DIDN'T GO WHERE WE
NORMALLY WOULD GO. WE DINED INSTEAD AT A LITTLE PLACE WITH A PRIVATE TABLE.
WE HAD TWO MARTINIS EACH AND I ENJOYED THE MEAL TREMENDOUSLY.

ON THE WAY BACK TO THE OFFICE, JANE SAID, "YOU KNOW, IT'S
SUCH A BEAUTIFUL DAY, WE DON'T NEED TO GO BACK TO THE OFFICE, DO
WE?"

I RESPONDED, "I GUESS NOT.
WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN MIND?"

SHE SAID, "LET'S GO TO MY APARTMENT."

AFTER ARRIVING AT HER APARTMENT JANE TURNED TO ME AND SAID,
"BOSS, IF YOU DON'T MIND, I'M GOING TO STEP INTO THE BEDROOM FOR A
MOMENT. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK."


"OK." I NERVOUSLY REPLIED.

SHE WENT INTO THE BEDROOM AND, AFTER A COUPLE OF MINUTES; SHE
CAME OUT CARRYING A HUGE BIRTHDAY CAKE,
FOLLOWED BY MY WIFE, KIDS, AND DOZENS OF MY FRIENDS AND CO-WORKERS,
ALL SINGING "HAPPY BIRTHDAY".



AND I JUST SAT THERE,





ON THE COUCH,





NAKED.

HA ha ha.

Damn, that guy Bleep up, he was too fast

Damn!!!!!!

fuckkk up

Oh thou unfaithful man, that day was your day of shame and disgrace.Hope you learnt at least a little lesson. How is your marriage?

hilarious

Old

LMSAO, good one.

old but funny so i donate my laff hhhahahhhahahahahahaha

Anticipation don kill that man.E for wait make dem serve the food b4 e wash hand abi? Yeye!!!!!!