MaryBenn:
So funny, I was in front of your back
Especially....

Sister pls Are you the last person??

I will NOT be the last in JESUS NAME

Flashh:
To avoid all these. Have your own bank in your room.

emeijeh:
You forgot the ones forming posh, but cannot fill deposit or withdrawal slips properly.

nastycgolden:
2. The nausea-inducing combination of heat and body odour.
Banks like to do this thing where they turn most of the air conditioners off when the banking hall is chock full of people, forcing everyone present to inhale the combined stench of all the people there who decided to not shower that morning before leaving their homes. Because I'm paranoid, I believe they do this to mess with us.

lazygal:



Link for the discussion group isn't opening

wunmi590:


Honestly, thanks to diamond bank, with their fast response, I don't even know the last time I entered into the banking hall to lodge complain.

Any issue I got, I just send email, and I get response almost immediately, even sometimes if my money hangs, I dint bother calling or sending mails to them.

They have seen it on their system, max is two days, they would revert it, without calls or mails from me.

Going to the bank to lodge complain, is a No No to me these days, because your 30min would be changed to 3hours

nastycgolden:
1. The insanely long queues
If you ever need to go into a banking hall to do whatever, be sure to cancel all your plans for the rest of that day because for some reason, it's impossible to go into a banking hall and not meet at least 5000 men (excluding women and children). With the crowd, you'd think Jesus was about to show up to start sharing bread and fish.

murmee:
What a good advertisement for Diamond Bank!

lazygal:



I give it diamond on efficiency how ever the other value added services such as selling of pta is drawing them back .
Of recent they seem to be having rude staff ...which bi hope they will deal with aso have been hearing complaints from people .

shallysgirl:
I believe diamond bank has the best customer care services. Very efficient. Thumbs up to them.

Silentscreamer:
that moment when someone walks up to u and ask: is someone in your back?... No he's not in my back he's inside my stomach...

decatalyst:
The most annoying for me is the ATTITUDE of the bankers!

On top my money wey them dey do profit sharing every year, one opportuned mofo will still be forming for me

wolextayo:

Why did you exclude women in the first place?
Are they not also human?

nastycgolden:
5. The occasional terrible customer service.
After spending what seems like the better part of your youth standing in line, you'll then get to the cashier/customer care person and get a Bleep ton of attitude thrown in your face. It's either the person is doing things in slow motion (like Nick, the DMV sloth in Zootopia) or they're answering your questions as if you're disturbing them. Right then you just feel like shouting:

"Listen, Miss. Chioma. I'm not here to toast you. Stop doing face like monkey wey lick lime and fix my dispense error problem abeg!"

Silentscreamer:
that moment when someone walks up to u and ask: is someone in your back?... No he's not in my back he's inside my stomach...

Pidginwhisper:
But I sabi annoy dem by making deposit of 30naira on the counter to add join the 39,997 I get for account to cmot 40k.


Even if na 1k I wan cmot and dem cmot 10naira, na that 10naira I dey deposit

But I dey borrow pen like say tmorow no dey

nastycgolden:
3. Those people that do this:
You lend someone your pen so they can fill their teller or whatever and the next thing you know, they're gone. Vanished. With your pen! Pens are like N20! If you have a bank account then you definitely have more than N20 so WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM YOU FUCKING KLEPTOMANIAC?! DO YOU WANT ME TO SWEAR FOR YOU?!!!

favourmic:
i hate going to bank like mad, thank God for internet banking and mobile banking all i need is look for someone that need money transfer to his/her account and collect the money....

favourmic:



you're 100% right but i deal with my close relatives not outsiders

mamajaz:

If bigger boys should visit you @night, nah MMM( Moku, Mogbe, Modaran) bus you entered niyen.

Flashh:
You ought to had understand what I mean.

What I was saying was, if you are finding all those things anoying, why can't you have your own personal bank in your room, In which, you don't have to queue at all.

mamajaz:

How can I understand when buhari doesn't understand the economic situation of the country

Hmm... I like your humor.

Dfinex:


Lol....one point one million indeed