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"How Do I Tell My Hubby His Pen!s Is Too Small"? by Edun12(f): 8:19pm On Dec 10, 2017
10. Buy Him an Oversized Cond0m

If you buy him a c0nd@m that is obviously too small for him, not only will he finally have to admit his cassava is tiny, but he can easily return it for his correct size.

9. Sign Him Up for Pen*s Stretching Exercises under the Pretense of "Stress Relief

This works particularly well if your boyfriend still hasn't worked out the link between stretching and exercise and emotional well-being. Tell him you have found exactly what he needs to help him relax, a regular spiritual cleanse in the form of an elongation class.

8. Set Out On your Own v*ginaElasticity Plan

Here's an interesting experiment for you using reverse psychology. A subtle way to tell him his package is too tiny is to tell him that you're not happy with your own level of v*gina elasticity. He may begin to open his eyes to the wider picture.

7. Provide Unsatisfactory ***

When dishing up favors in za oza room, try withholding. By making him ask for se*, you might succeed in shaming him into an acknowledging the minuscule size of his "wee-wee", and hopefully to instigate a conversation about what he's going to do about it.

6. Ma*turb*te More Frequently

Focus on your own needs and stake your right to a satisfying s*x life, with or without him. It might even be the only way of separating him from the reality of his wee dingler, which is what's the root of the problem in the first place.

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Re: "How Do I Tell My Hubby His Pen!s Is Too Small"? by Emvico34: 8:36pm On Dec 10, 2017
By buying him penis enlarger grin
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But op, is that tin penis or finger:|
Re: "How Do I Tell My Hubby His Pen!s Is Too Small"? by donstan18: 8:55pm On Dec 10, 2017
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Re: "How Do I Tell My Hubby His Pen!s Is Too Small"? by Nobody: 9:00pm On Dec 10, 2017
TF! Is that even a dïck? How will someone with that size not know it's small?
Re: "How Do I Tell My Hubby His Pen!s Is Too Small"? by Lovetinz(m): 9:39pm On Dec 10, 2017
After he has inserted it.
Whisper to him...
"Honey, I don't like the way you use your Finger everytime.
Put-in your Dick! "

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Re: "How Do I Tell My Hubby His Pen!s Is Too Small"? by AuroraB(f): 11:03pm On Dec 10, 2017
Kai!
The comments above sad

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Re: "How Do I Tell My Hubby His Pen!s Is Too Small"? by Topestbilly(m): 11:32pm On Dec 10, 2017
Lovetinz:
After he has inserted it.
Whisper to him...
"Honey, I don't like the way you use your Finger everytime.
Put-in your Dick! "

Chai!!

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Re: "How Do I Tell My Hubby His Pen!s Is Too Small"? by apenaola(m): 12:16am On Dec 11, 2017
Get a Love Machine or vibrator to help his career.
Re: "How Do I Tell My Hubby His Pen!s Is Too Small"? by migeoart(f): 5:15am On Dec 11, 2017
NoFavors:
TF! Is that even a dïck? How will someone with that size not know it's small?
grin grin grin
Re: "How Do I Tell My Hubby His Pen!s Is Too Small"? by festwiz(m): 7:09am On Dec 11, 2017
NoFavors:
TF! Is that even a dïck? How will someone with that size not know it's small?
I thought it was a 'boil'...lol grin

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