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Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Can Remember Your Mom/dad For. by Martin0(m): 5:41pm On Dec 13, 2017
lhawarl1:
Noooooooo.... The tv carried him to work

gringringrin hahahah iffa run enter u ehgringringrin

How far nagrin

Ur profile and dp put fear for ma body oogringrin
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Can Remember Your Mom/dad For. by Ginaz(f): 7:20pm On Dec 13, 2017
Mine was my grandpa, when angry he would shout "what thy hell and wonderful!" in a row multiple times till he would be satisfied.

Missed the old man though! Sleep on.
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Can Remember Your Mom/dad For. by Nobody: 7:24pm On Dec 13, 2017
Ginaz:
Mine was my grandpa, when angry he would shout "what thy hell and wonderful!" in a row multiple times till he would be satisfied.

Missed the old man though! Sleep on.
keep lying..
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Can Remember Your Mom/dad For. by Ginaz(f): 7:26pm On Dec 13, 2017
DrinkLimca:
keep lying..

Lie on what? Would I gain anything from lying on my late grandfather's memory? Please don't honestly get me angry.
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Can Remember Your Mom/dad For. by Nobody: 7:28pm On Dec 13, 2017
Ginaz:


Lie on what? Would I gain anything from lying on my late grandfather's memory? Please don't honestly get me angry.
shut up..
you are a liar.
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Can Remember Your Mom/dad For. by Ginaz(f): 7:34pm On Dec 13, 2017
DrinkLimca:
shut up..
you are a liar.

sighs!
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Can Remember Your Mom/dad For. by Nobody: 7:36pm On Dec 13, 2017
Ginaz:

sighs!
sigh for your head..
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Can Remember Your Mom/dad For. by Ginaz(f): 7:41pm On Dec 13, 2017
DrinkLimca:
sigh for your head..

I do not have your time, fool yourself. An adult that don't have comprehensive brain!
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Can Remember Your Mom/dad For. by Nobody: 7:53pm On Dec 13, 2017
Ginaz:


I do not have your time, fool yourself. An adult that don't have comprehensive brain!
calm down bitchh..

Go hug a transformer.
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Can Remember Your Mom/dad For. by lhawarl1(m): 12:54pm On Dec 14, 2017
Martin0:



Ur profile and dp put fear for ma body oogringrin

thanks undecided
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Can Remember Your Mom/dad For. by Martin0(m): 1:01pm On Dec 14, 2017
lhawarl1:
thanks undecided

gringrin u sef eh,abeg go arrange am well,which one be get rich or die againgringrin
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Can Remember Your Mom/dad For. by lhawarl1(m): 1:58pm On Dec 15, 2017
Martin0:



gringrin u sef eh,abeg go arrange am well,which one be get rich or die againgringrin
It's 'get rich or die trying'...... please don't quote me again...
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Can Remember Your Mom/dad For. by Nobody: 4:07pm On Dec 15, 2017
Dear Mom, would never stop loving you.

Whenever she took you out on visitation and you are offered food or drinks. You need to get clearance, by reading that her look (you know that Yoruba mother's look). God help you that you eat when she does not expect you to..

Adieu Mama..#stillfresh
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Can Remember Your Mom/dad For. by ozodigboo(m): 4:42pm On Dec 15, 2017
elyna:
my dad advicing me to get married at 18 and promising to sponsor the wedding, its still the funniest thing till date. he even asked to meet my boyfriend unfortunately i haven't started dating then, he would answer my calls and ask any male caller what is your relationship with my daughter, it was annoying at first, as the only girl he was desperate. im still not married. and he's still waiting.
as the 1st son, immediately after nysc, my dad told me to get married ....that he will sponsor. I was 25. I refused. I didn't feel ready. I wanted to rock more.
as time for marriage come reach later, I begin find money. I asked my dad....he started laughing. of course he didn't drop a kobo
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Can Remember Your Mom/dad For. by tochivitus(m): 5:11pm On Dec 15, 2017
That year I think I was 7 then and it's Christmas Eve, our normal family Christmas tradition my dad bought palm win, juice, wine and fruits, stock them in a fridge to chill, my dad wasn't home and my mother and siblings where outside busy getting Christmas choopings ready so my mother sent me to go get her a chilled sachet water in the deep freezer, I opened the freezer and behold I was graced by the chilly feeling of the palm win, so I brought it out and tasted it and behold the thing sweet well well, na so I manage drink almost halve of it. I became so wasted and I could remember how my legs where unable to carry my wight and I collapsed and passed out only to wake up in the hospital on the 25th December and behold my whole family trembling, I could remember how my mother hugged me, kiss me in the mouth and say she loves me and will always do and I was feeling like a drunk celebrity because of the love and care all my family was showering on me grin unforgettable moment

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Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Can Remember Your Mom/dad For. by Martin0(m): 5:19pm On Dec 15, 2017
lhawarl1:
It's 'get rich or die trying'...... please don't quote me again...
Oh I seegrin Ok ooo ciaogrin

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