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You Can't Wear Glasses If You Don't Have Ears! by CasaFFa(f): 10:56am On Dec 20, 2017
Source: www.eagleee.com

A man was injured in a horrible accident, but the only permanent damage he suffered was the amputation of both of his ears. After the accident, he was always very self-conscious about having no ears. Fortunately, he received a large sum of money from the insurance company as compensation for the damage.

He decided to use the money he received to start a business and purchased a small, but expanding computer firm. Since he had no business knowledge, he had to hire someone to run the business. He picked out three top candidates, and interviewed each of them.

The first interview went really well. His last question for this first candidate was, 'Do you notice anything unusual about me?' The guy said, 'Now that you mention it, you have no ears.' The man got really angry and threw the guy out.

The second interview went even better than the first. This candidate was much better than the first. Again, to conclude the interview, the man asked the same question, 'Do you notice anything unusual about me?' This guy answered, 'Yes, you have no ears.' The man was really angry, and threw this second candidate out.

Then he had the third interview. The third candidate was even better than the second, the best out of all of them. Almost certain that he wanted to hire this guy, the man once again asked, 'Do you notice anything unusual about me?' The guy replied 'Yeah, you're wearing contact lenses.' Surprised, the man replied, 'Wow! That's quite perceptive of you! How could you tell?' The guy burst out laughing and said, 'Well, You can't wear glasses if you don't have ears!'
Re: You Can't Wear Glasses If You Don't Have Ears! by Nobody: 5:14pm On Aug 19, 2020

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