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I Expect Erudite Responses To These Not Rants. by Newnas(m): 4:06pm On Dec 28, 2017
We live in a world where 2 + 2 = 5, Just as 1 + 1 +1 = 1

If you are confused, read this:

Who is god?
Jesus

Is Jesus the son of Mary?
Yes

Who created Mary?
God.

Who is God?
Jesus

Jesus is the begotten son.
Yes

Who is his father?
God.

Who is God?
Jesus.

Jesus is a servant of God?
Yes

Who is God?
Jesus.

Jesus died on the cross?
Yes

Who resurrected him?
God.

Who is God?
Jesus

Jesus is a messenger?
Yes

Who sent him?
God.

Who is God?
Jesus.

Did Jesus worship while on earth? Yes

Whom did he worship?
God.

Who is God?
Jesus.

Did God have a beginning?
No....

Then who was born on 25 DEC?Jesus.

Who is God?
Jesus.

Where's God?
In heaven

How many are there in heaven?Only one God.

Where's Jesus?
He is sitted on the right hand of his father.

Who is God?
Jesus.

Then how many are they in heaven?
Only one God

Then how many seats?
One

Where's Jesus?
Seated next to God.

Then how are they seated?
On one chair

Its only understood by those with the holy spirit.

Who is God?
Jesus.

Hmm! what a confusion. So beautiful to be a Muslim, Allah (SWT) have mercy on us all and grant us His straight path for us not to go astray.Salam alaykum to you all.(HASIMIYU)
Re: I Expect Erudite Responses To These Not Rants. by hopefulLandlord: 4:11pm On Dec 28, 2017
how does invalidating Christianity automatically validates islam?

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Re: I Expect Erudite Responses To These Not Rants. by LionDeLeo: 4:11pm On Dec 28, 2017
OP, just guard op for the insults that will soon be rolling in.

As for erudite response, forget that one. It will be much easier to squeeze water out of a dry stone than getting a logical response.
Re: I Expect Erudite Responses To These Not Rants. by respect80(m): 4:28pm On Dec 28, 2017
hopefulLandlord:
how does invalidating Christianity automatically validates islam?

U said it all. I wonder how people display ignorance and call it logic

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Re: I Expect Erudite Responses To These Not Rants. by CAPSLOCKED: 4:36pm On Dec 28, 2017
hopefulLandlord:
how does invalidating Christianity automatically validates islam?



EVERY RELIGION THINKS IT'S THE RIGHT ONE, AND THEY'VE BEEN HAVING THIS FIGHT FOR AGES.

NOT ONCE HAS THE DEITY THEY FIGHT FOR COME UP TO MAKE A PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT, TO AT LEAST SETTLE THE SCORES ONCE AND FOR ALL.


WHAT OTHER PROOF DO WE NEED THAT ALL OF THEM ARE WRONG AT ONCE?

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Re: I Expect Erudite Responses To These Not Rants. by Ranchhoddas: 8:20pm On Dec 28, 2017
hopefulLandlord:
how does invalidating Christianity automatically validates islam?
Million dollar question...
Re: I Expect Erudite Responses To These Not Rants. by JesusPeople: 8:30pm On Dec 28, 2017
Newnas:
We live in a world where 2 + 2 = 5, Just as 1 + 1 +1 = 1

If you are confused, read this:

Who is god?
Jesus

Is Jesus the son of Mary?
Yes

Who created Mary?
God.

Who is God?
Jesus

Jesus is the begotten son.
Yes

Who is his father?
God.

Who is God?
Jesus.

Jesus is a servant of God?
Yes

Who is God?
Jesus.

Jesus died on the cross?
Yes

Who resurrected him?
God.

Who is God?
Jesus

Jesus is a messenger?
Yes

Who sent him?
God.

Who is God?
Jesus.

Did Jesus worship while on earth? Yes

Whom did he worship?
God.

Who is God?
Jesus.

Did God have a beginning?
No....

Then who was born on 25 DEC?Jesus.

Who is God?
Jesus.

Where's God?
In heaven

How many are there in heaven?Only one God.

Where's Jesus?
He is sitted on the right hand of his father.

Who is God?
Jesus.

Then how many are they in heaven?
Only one God

Then how many seats?
One

Where's Jesus?
Seated next to God.

Then how are they seated?
On one chair

Its only understood by those with the holy spirit.

Who is God?
Jesus.

Hmm! what a confusion. So beautiful to be a Muslim, Allah (SWT) have mercy on us all and grant us His straight path for us not to go astray.Salam alaykum to you all.(HASIMIYU)

Meditate on this

1 Timothy 2:5 For there is one God, and one mediator between God and men, the man Christ Jesus;
Re: I Expect Erudite Responses To These Not Rants. by Deicide: 8:36pm On Dec 28, 2017
Lol that sitting on the chair really got me laughing grin
But like hopefullandlord said "How does invalidating one religion validates the other?" Pot calling kettel black.
Re: I Expect Erudite Responses To These Not Rants. by JesusPeople: 8:53pm On Dec 28, 2017
Jesus is a man, Christ is God. Not hard to comprehend.

Jesus was born by Mary, Jesus is the flesh that was nailed to the cross, Christ was God inside Jesus.

2 Corinthians 5:19 To wit, that God was in Christ, reconciling the world unto himself, not imputing their trespasses unto them; and hath committed unto us the word of reconciliation.

I can run countless verses

God is a spirit, the Spirit of God(God)(engine) indwelled Mary(fleshy being), Mary convinced a child(a fleshy being(Jesus) (noun) with God on the inside(the person of God on the side).

I submit to you that the reason Jesus is called the son of man is because He was born of a woman to accomplish a task

Hebrews 2:14 Forasmuch then as the children are partakers of flesh and blood, he also himself likewise took part of the same; that through death he might destroy him that had the power of death, that is, the devil; 2:15 And deliver them who through fear of death were all their lifetime subject to bondage.

Note, Spirits don't die(Christ) but a flesh can die (Jesus).

So, Christ won the victory over Satan so we can also exercise our authority over the devil and over lands and kingdom through evangelism until the coming of Christ.

Romans 5:12 Wherefore, as by one man sin entered into the world, and death by sin; and so death passed upon all men, for that all have sinned: 5:15 But not as the offence, so also is the free gift. For if through the offence of one many be dead, much more the grace of God, and the gift by grace, which is by one man, Jesus Christ, hath abounded unto many.

Through the Man Jesus Christ, who has the life of God in Him, would reconcile us back to God

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Re: I Expect Erudite Responses To These Not Rants. by JesusPeople: 8:55pm On Dec 28, 2017
Deicide:
Lol that sitting on the chair really got me laughing grin
But like hopefullandlord said "How does invalidating one religion validates the other?" Pot calling kettel black.

sitting symbolize authority
Re: I Expect Erudite Responses To These Not Rants. by vaxx: 9:01pm On Dec 28, 2017
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EVERY RELIGION THINKS IT'S THE RIGHT ONE, AND THEY'VE BEEN HAVING THIS FIGHT FOR AGES.

NOT ONCE HAS THE DEITY THEY FIGHT FOR COME UP TO MAKE A PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT, TO AT LEAST SETTLE THE SCORES ONCE AND FOR ALL.


WHAT OTHER PROOF DO WE NEED THAT ALL OF THEM ARE WRONG AT ONCE?
it is like saying all thought are wrong ....not all religion are wrong, just like the way atheists disagree on some certain issues related to life ....some are more closer to the truth than the rest....

If logic is apply to religions ,some of them will stand more of better chance than the rest. Some religions are far apart of rationality and logic but some others are so close. If we want to find the truthful religion we should search that which religion let you put your faith and its teachings into scrutiny by testing it.....

Eastern religion like budha, Shintoism, hindism may seems illogical as it focus her attention on mystic, experience and enlightenment.....

Abrahimic religion is not all illogical and can't be cast into gabbage, though I do not subscribe to it Christianity builds university, hospital and many non for profit organization that is same with islam and the rest ......they all dive into one message......helll and heaven.....

As for african religion.... It was widely considered as inferior forms of religion and logic. The alleged cultural superiority of Europe led many missionaries not only to bring the Christian faith, but also Western culture,....but thankfully to education .....this alleged lies has been debunked and exposed..... And the fact has been expose that there is no any form of power that is greater than calling on your ancestral deities....... The Jews and the Arabs understand this very well.......
Re: I Expect Erudite Responses To These Not Rants. by JesusPeople: 9:02pm On Dec 28, 2017
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EVERY RELIGION THINKS IT'S THE RIGHT ONE, AND THEY'VE BEEN HAVING THIS FIGHT FOR AGES.

NOT ONCE HAS THE DEITY THEY FIGHT FOR COME UP TO MAKE A PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT, TO AT LEAST SETTLE THE SCORES ONCE AND FOR ALL.


WHAT OTHER PROOF DO WE NEED THAT ALL OF THEM ARE WRONG AT ONCE?

You need to understand that God has given 100% right of the earth to Man, God has no dealings with earth and except prayer is made, that's when God can show up.

Its like I dash you a car and the next day, am asking for the keys, it's no more my car, if I must ride, you must give me the permission, at rapture, everything returns back to God
Re: I Expect Erudite Responses To These Not Rants. by CAPSLOCKED: 10:19pm On Dec 28, 2017
JesusPeople:


You need to understand that God has given 100% right of the earth to Man, God has no dealings with earth and except prayer is made, that's when God can show up.



EXCEPT PRAYER IS MADE? WHY?
WHAT'S THE POINT PRAYING WHEN GOD ALREADY HAS MADE PLANS FOR YOU RIGHT FROM BEFORE CREATION?


GOD (ASSUMING HE'S AUTHENTIC) HASN'T GIVEN 100% RIGHT OF THE EARTH TO MAN. THAT'S WHY WE CANNOT CONTROL VOLCANOES OR HURRICANES AND EARTHQUAKES.



JesusPeople:



Its like I dash you a car and the next day, am asking for the keys, it's no more my car, if I must ride, you must give me the permission, at rapture, everything returns back to God



LOL.
MORE EXPRESS GARBAGE FROM THE NUMBER ONE STABLE OF UNSATURATED BULLSHIIT; RELIGION.
Re: I Expect Erudite Responses To These Not Rants. by JesusPeople: 10:36pm On Dec 28, 2017
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EXCEPT PRAYER IS MADE? WHY?
WHAT'S THE POINT PRAYING WHEN GOD ALREADY HAS MADE PLANS FOR YOU RIGHT FROM BEFORE CREATION?

God has made a plan, but I have to download it through prayer

Before a plan can be actualised, much prayer must be made

Daniel prayed but area boys were waiting


GOD (ASSUMING HE'S AUTHENTIC) HASN'T GIVEN 100% RIGHT OF THE EARTH TO MAN. THAT'S WHY WE CANNOT CONTROL VOLCANOES OR HURRICANES AND EARTHQUAKES. [/c]


About volcanoes and hurricane, man can do that before the fall, if Jesus can walk of water, if Joshua can stop the sun, Elijah can part river Jordan and Moses can smite a rock with water coming out. Volcanoes and Hurricane are small thing.

Small thing as long man is empowered by God to do that. The place for prayer



[co0000]
LOL.
MORE EXPRESS GARBAGE FROM THE NUMBER ONE STABLE OF UNSATURATED BULLSHIIT; RELIGION.

Its not garbage from the number one stable of unsaturated bullshiit; religion.
Re: I Expect Erudite Responses To These Not Rants. by JesusPeople: 10:48pm On Dec 28, 2017
CAPSLOCKED:




EVERY RELIGION THINKS IT'S THE RIGHT ONE, AND THEY'VE BEEN HAVING THIS FIGHT FOR AGES.

NOT ONCE HAS THE DEITY THEY FIGHT FOR COME UP TO MAKE A PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT, TO AT LEAST SETTLE THE SCORES ONCE AND FOR ALL.


WHAT OTHER PROOF DO WE NEED THAT ALL OF THEM ARE WRONG AT ONCE?

bro, I want to enjoin you to become a Christian, God has a plan for you sir. You can know God for yourself, have a relationship with Him, He speaks to you like a friend, and believe me, God is not interested in your past, He's concerned about you
Re: I Expect Erudite Responses To These Not Rants. by JesusPeople: 10:55pm On Dec 28, 2017
You are precious in Gods sight and He is not interested in the deep earthly dirt, like miner searching for gold not minding how deeply buried you are or whatever you have done to His name, all that truly matter is to see you, and see you become what He has promised you long ago.

2 Corinthians 5:19 To wit, that God was in Christ, reconciling the world unto himself, not imputing their trespasses unto them; and hath committed unto us the word of reconciliation.

God will no more remember your past as long as you repent
Re: I Expect Erudite Responses To These Not Rants. by CAPSLOCKED: 10:03am On Dec 29, 2017
JesusPeople:


bro, I want to enjoin you to become a Christian, God has a plan for you sir. You can know God for yourself, have a relationship with Him, He speaks to you like a friend, and believe me, God is not interested in your past, He's concerned about you




JesusPeople:


bro, I want to enjoin you to become a Viking, God has a plan for you sir. You can know God for yourself, have a relationship with Him, He speaks to you like a friend, and believe me, God is not interested in your past, He's concerned about you.
PLEASE, ALL HAIL THE ONE TRUE GOD; ODIN!
Re: I Expect Erudite Responses To These Not Rants. by Originakalokalo(m): 10:53am On Dec 29, 2017
You have chosen a path to follow.


Follow it.


Just know that all your sin remain without Jesus.

You can't enter into rest with that Filth.
Re: I Expect Erudite Responses To These Not Rants. by petra1(m): 11:04am On Dec 29, 2017
Newnas:
We live in a world where 2 + 2 = 5, Just as 1 + 1 +1 = 1

If you are confused, read this:

Who is god?
Jesus

Is Jesus the son of Mary?
Yes

Who created Mary?
God.

Who is God?
Jesus

Jesus is the begotten son.
Yes

Who is his father?
God.

Who is God?
Jesus.

Jesus is a servant of God?
Yes

Who is God?
Jesus.

Jesus died on the cross?
Yes

Who resurrected him?
God.

Who is God?
Jesus

Jesus is a messenger?
Yes

Who sent him?
God.

Who is God?
Jesus.

Did Jesus worship while on earth? Yes

Whom did he worship?
God.

Who is God?
Jesus.

Did God have a beginning?
No....

Then who was born on 25 DEC?Jesus.

Who is God?
Jesus.

Where's God?
In heaven

How many are there in heaven?Only one God.

Where's Jesus?
He is sitted on the right hand of his father.

Who is God?
Jesus.

Then how many are they in heaven?
Only one God

Then how many seats?
One

Where's Jesus?
Seated next to God.

Then how are they seated?
On one chair

Its only understood by those with the holy spirit.

Who is God?
Jesus.

Hmm! what a confusion. So beautiful to be a Muslim, Allah (SWT) have mercy on us all and grant us His straight path for us not to go astray.Salam alaykum to you all.(HASIMIYU)


God and Jesus are two entities . God is father Jesus was son . But God was in Jesus as much as God is in me . Moses Was God to pharaoh.

Exodus 7:1
And the Lord said unto Moses, See, I have made thee a god to Pharaoh: and Aaron thy brother shall be thy prophet.

Re: I Expect Erudite Responses To These Not Rants. by Newnas(m): 1:02pm On Dec 29, 2017
hopefulLandlord:
how does invalidating Christianity automatically validates islam?

You just begged the question undecided

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