Topestbilly:




Two of you shouldn't turn this place to Adeboye x DaddyFreeze arena

Topestbilly:

Copy! Troops coming in.. copy over!

Rukkydelta:
No 13 is so funny
Who will see a prophecy of me becoming a billionaire ?

sexybbstar:
Number 11 can only happen in the dreamland

Topestbilly:
These are what were revealed to me So Bash not the Anointed one.

1.Nairaland founder real identity will be reveal. 

2. A popular mod will disappoint many nairalanders by not pushing their snake threads to promise land.

3. alBHAGDADI shall convert to Islam.

4. makydebbie she'll lose her Vcard for the 3rd time.

5. Lefulefu will become a Rev father and deactivate his NL account.

6. The flat headed & Afonja E-warriors will gang up to fight the Hausas.

7. NwaAmaikpe will remain that effing troll and will be more popular than myd44. 

8. Airforce1 threads will hit 20000 views and 15000 posts yet none of it will make FP.

9. An always online NLder goes by the name Dollyjoy will be less active on NL this year because of her wedding preparations.

10. A Nlder Sinaj will have numerous BF's to choose from this year but none of them will impress her at the end.  

11. Tonsin2much shall finally decode  Estharfabian maths profile to extract her digits but he'll find out she gave the line to her 7years old sister already ( which kind life be this) 

12. A pretty Nlder will engage in stupidity post to dethrone mamagee3 but she'll fail. 

13. Sensible topic master Explorers will be giving an offer as a mod but he'll insist on buying shares from NL owner which will lead to 2years Ban.

14. Berlyn1 many years wish to meet lala will be granted this year. 

15. I see terrible things. Other sections will decline as Romance will gain more weight. 

16  A pretty and busty badaoyeyemi will emerge the winner of Miss Nairaland 2017 2018.

Please Only the anointed ones should add their prophecies  

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
Thank you! 

Cladez:
All set waiting for your command

Topestbilly:


Sexybbstar comma defend yourself cowbuoy is asking if you're Estharfabian mouthpiece.

Don't forget your shield at home.

badaoyeyemi:
Hmmmmm...Emi Loh mii am seeing things
Petrol is gonna sell for #50/litre
Topestbilly is gonna get married this year

DeadRat:
Original Prophecy From Heaven's Archive...

1. Makydebbie to Be Tempted Into Lesbianism with Mariinee and Blackhawk01

2. Lefulefu to Get Married

3. Iamj needs Prayers, his Relationship Will Suffer Earthquake

4. Sinaj to Meet with Deadrat's family To Pay His Brideprice

5. Lalas247 coming To Nigeria

6. I see Seun on The Altar Of God

7. I See Airforce1 at The Back Of Sars van

8. Thegeneralqueen needs Prayers, i See Serious Heartbreak

9. I See Laveda and Rokia2 getting Pregnant For Naijaboiy

10. Augustap needs to open Her Eyes

11. I See A romance Nairalander creating The Most Shocking thread Ever, even Seun comments

12. There Shall Be More Weddings Between Nairalanders...

13. Tosyne2much's thread Gets Featured On TVC live

14. Lalasticlala to Confess Love For a Nairalander

15. Bigsarah & Pocohantas need Prayers, i See Leaked Boobs sucking videos and Ukwu pix


Hit Me Up for Your Own Prophecy

Topestbilly:
These are what were revealed to me So Bash not the Anointed one.

1.Nairaland founder real identity will be reveal. 

2. A popular mod will disappoint many nairalanders by not pushing their snake threads to promise land.

3. alBHAGDADI shall convert to Islam.

4. makydebbie she'll lose her Vcard for the 3rd time.

5. Lefulefu will become a Rev father and deactivate his NL account.

6. The flat headed & Afonja E-warriors will gang up to fight the Hausas.

7. NwaAmaikpe will remain that effing troll and will be more popular than myd44. 

8. Airforce1 threads will hit 20000 views and 15000 posts yet none of it will make FP.

9. An always online NLder goes by the name Dollyjoy will be less active on NL this year because of her wedding preparations.

10. A Nlder Sinaj will have numerous BF's to choose from this year but none of them will impress her at the end.  

11. Tonsin2much shall finally decode  Estharfabian maths profile to extract her digits but he'll find out she gave the line to her 7years old sister already ( which kind life be this) 

12. A pretty Nlder will engage in stupidity post to dethrone mamagee3 but she'll fail. 

13. Sensible topic master Explorers will be giving an offer as a mod but he'll insist on buying shares from NL owner which will lead to 2years Ban.

14. Berlyn1 many years wish to meet lala will be granted this year. 

15. I see terrible things. Other sections will decline as Romance will gain more weight. 

16  A pretty and busty badaoyeyemi will emerge the winner of Miss Nairaland 2017 2018.

Please Only the anointed ones should add their prophecies  

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
Thank you! 

Topestbilly:


DeadR.at your service is needed.

badaoyeyemi:
Hmmmmm...Emi Loh mii am seeing things Petrol is gonna sell for #50/litre Topestbilly is gonna get married this year

sexybbstar:
Number 11 can only happen in the dreamland

badaoyeyemi:
Hmmmmm...Emi Loh mii am seeing things
Petrol is gonna sell for #50/litre
Topestbilly is gonna get married this year

badaoyeyemi:
Hmmmmm...Emi Loh mii am seeing things
Petrol is gonna sell for #50/litre
Topestbilly is gonna get married this year

Lalas247:

alBHAGDADI:


Your prophecy will only come to pass if you rewrite it in the opposite format.

THE FALSEHOOD OF ISLAM SHALL BE EXPOSED ON NAIRALAND.

DeadRat:
Rukkydelta! Being A Billionaire, will Happen If You Can Brain Storm A Solution To one Of Nigeria's basic Problems...

Rukkydelta:

DeadRat:
check My Signature

Rukkydelta:

How is providing a solution to Nigeria's basic problem
a business plan
And please if you have any good legal business idea let me know cos 2018 is my year of financial fr

DeadRat:
are You Into Entertainment. Filming Scripting acting dancing writing

DeadRat:
are You Into Entertainment. Filming Scripting acting dancing writing

Rukkydelta:

Nope but I have a zeal for writting though
Do you know anything about crypto trading looking for someone to teach me