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How To Toast A Girl In Nairaland by ThatBoy: 3:56pm On Apr 09, 2010
Guys, what is the coolest way to toast a girl on nairaland.
Re: How To Toast A Girl In Nairaland by xynerise: 3:59pm On Apr 09, 2010
Dont even think about it dude, cos it wont work believe me sad
Re: How To Toast A Girl In Nairaland by daduke2k(m): 4:01pm On Apr 09, 2010
Of course twill, @op, just attack her replies , make up wif her l8er and trust me u be branded d biggest FOOL on NL.
Re: How To Toast A Girl In Nairaland by skfa1: 4:03pm On Apr 09, 2010
Put her in a toasting machine grin grin cheesy
Re: How To Toast A Girl In Nairaland by Ben13: 4:04pm On Apr 09, 2010
LOL. . .For a newbie, you need to Pray hard. cheesy
Re: How To Toast A Girl In Nairaland by r231(m): 4:04pm On Apr 09, 2010
open a thread for her and go gugu gaga

I love you dis and i love you dat

google romantic poems, copy and past it like its from your heart cheesy grin
Re: How To Toast A Girl In Nairaland by Rhymez(m): 4:06pm On Apr 09, 2010
I have never imagine wooing a gal on Nl undecided
Re: How To Toast A Girl In Nairaland by xynerise: 4:08pm On Apr 09, 2010
daduke2k:

Of course twill,  @op, just attack her replies , make up wif her l8er and trust me u be branded d biggest FOOL on NL.
Silly me, I forgot to tell him that grin
r231:

open a thread for her and go gugu gaga

I love you dis and i love you dat

google romantic poems, copy and past it like its from your heart cheesy grin


This is super story grin
Re: How To Toast A Girl In Nairaland by patwhizkid(f): 4:16pm On Apr 09, 2010
Erhmmm Ben, plz come and explain to him how yu toasted me the other day.
Re: How To Toast A Girl In Nairaland by habiolah(m): 4:18pm On Apr 09, 2010
where are the girls na? how we fit toast u?
Re: How To Toast A Girl In Nairaland by xynerise: 4:25pm On Apr 09, 2010
patwhizkid:

Erhmmm Ben, plz come and explain to him how yu toasted me the other day.
So Ben you are a backstabber? You went at my back and woo my chick okwa ya? angry
Re: How To Toast A Girl In Nairaland by Ben13: 4:27pm On Apr 09, 2010
Pat, I didn't 'toast' you on NL. cheesy

xynerise:

So Ben you are a backstabber? You went at my back and woo my chick okwa ya? angry

Clear enter brt lane. Maybe I'll begin to call you a newbie. grin
Re: How To Toast A Girl In Nairaland by afrobaby(f): 4:29pm On Apr 09, 2010
Funny indeed,
just ignore her, she will identify u, cos she be ghost
Re: How To Toast A Girl In Nairaland by xynerise: 4:32pm On Apr 09, 2010
Ben-10:

Pat, I didn't 'toast' you on NL. cheesy

Clear enter brt lane. Maybe I'll begin to call you a newbie. grin
Call me a newbie and I will be happy cos it shows I am a virgin grin
Re: How To Toast A Girl In Nairaland by Diva20(f): 4:32pm On Apr 09, 2010
Open a thread and post how much you love her in every other thread lol
Re: How To Toast A Girl In Nairaland by patwhizkid(f): 4:35pm On Apr 09, 2010
Ahan Ben, why are yu denying me na? Abi i nor fine?

Xynerio, wu are yu? I thot yur dead na.
Re: How To Toast A Girl In Nairaland by ThatBoy: 4:40pm On Apr 09, 2010
people, please suggest to me a girl i should toast.
Re: How To Toast A Girl In Nairaland by Diva20(f): 4:40pm On Apr 09, 2010
ThatBoy:

people, please suggest to me a girl i should toast.

Ennyluv!
Re: How To Toast A Girl In Nairaland by xynerise: 4:43pm On Apr 09, 2010
patwhizkid:

Ahan Ben, why are yu denying me na? Abi i nor fine?

Xynerio, wu are yu? I thot yur dead na.
CHINEKE! my enemies are after me. Was that u and Ben 10's plan on killing me and inheriting me properties including my broom? shocked
Re: How To Toast A Girl In Nairaland by ThatBoy: 4:48pm On Apr 09, 2010
Diva 2.0:

Ennyluv!

No, no, Diva i want to toast you. Babe, i love you. Oh, i am dying for you. Yesternight, i could not sleep. I was just thinking only about you. I want you to love me back because my love is so sweet and it tastes exactly like honey.
Re: How To Toast A Girl In Nairaland by violent(m): 4:52pm On Apr 09, 2010
@Poster:

Simply get one of this

Put her head first in the toaster

Re: How To Toast A Girl In Nairaland by Nobody: 4:54pm On Apr 09, 2010
ThatBoy:

No, no, Diva i want to toast you. Babe, i love you. Oh, i am dying for you. Yesternight, i could not sleep. I was just thinking only about you. I want you to love me back because my love is so sweet and it tastes exactly like honey.

Re: How To Toast A Girl In Nairaland by xynerise: 4:55pm On Apr 09, 2010
ThatBoy:

No, no, Diva i want to toast you. Babe, i love you. Oh, i am dying for you. Yesternight, i could not sleep. I was just thinking only about you. I want you to love me back because my love is so sweet and it tastes exactly like honey.
That was how I woo a gal when I was 13
Re: How To Toast A Girl In Nairaland by patwhizkid(f): 4:56pm On Apr 09, 2010
Hehehe xynerio, if jealousy wan do yu too much eh, i go advice yu to go look bush!
Re: How To Toast A Girl In Nairaland by bluespice(f): 4:57pm On Apr 09, 2010
Diva 2.0:

Ennyluv!
*dead and gone* grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: How To Toast A Girl In Nairaland by Diva20(f): 4:58pm On Apr 09, 2010
ThatBoy:

No, no, Diva i want to toast you. Babe, i love you. Oh, i am dying for you. Yesternight, i could not sleep. I was just thinking only about you. I want you to love me back because my love is so sweet and it tastes exactly like honey.

LMAO!!! Open a thread and confess your love!

bluespice:

*dead and gone* grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

My good sis!
Re: How To Toast A Girl In Nairaland by xynerise: 4:59pm On Apr 09, 2010
@pat.How I go jealous who want me dead?
Re: How To Toast A Girl In Nairaland by bluespice(f): 4:59pm On Apr 09, 2010
Diva 2.0:

LMAO!!! Open a thread and confess your love!

My good sis!
omg it's you!!!!!! kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
Re: How To Toast A Girl In Nairaland by daduke2k(m): 5:10pm On Apr 09, 2010
@Thatboy, diva?   u were definitely given wrong directions. . . .
Re: How To Toast A Girl In Nairaland by nwabuking5(m): 6:39pm On Apr 09, 2010
it is very sinple, just go on dry fasting with prayers for 7days. while ur praying u call her by her name. on the last day of the fast u call ur pastor to join u in prayers. after that u will come back with testmony.
Re: How To Toast A Girl In Nairaland by CuteAngel(f): 9:06am On Apr 10, 2010
nwabuking5:

it is very sinple, just go on dry fasting with prayers for 7days. while your praying u call her by her name. on the last day of the fast u call your pastor to join u in prayers. after that u will come back with testmony.

All that hard work for a girl? very impressive.
Re: How To Toast A Girl In Nairaland by lalaboi1(m): 9:39am On Apr 10, 2010
CuteAngel:

All that hard work for a girl? very impressive.
Abi ooooo, all that work, and the annoying part of the whole thing is that, the testimony sef nor sure

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