Ma lyrical bank is so bulky/ I withdraw my multies in bunches/ my flow gat mo flavor than yummiez n crunchiez/ i'm gud to go/ ready to blow/ check ma flow/ hymen intact, i flow so tight/ when i'm spittin' i'm so so right/ ma flow's so ill but i'm so so a'ight/ i'm so underdog ma hommies don't even know i can spit sh**/ i'm so lost in d background ma *ss don't even know i can sit/ to 'em i'm jes an accountant tryna pass d ICAN sh**/ well, this is it/ i'm a born rapper/ far from a tongue clapper/ never rap 'bout d wrong matter/ y'all know aint tryna impress/ so what's ya stress/ u can talk to d press/ i'm gud at disses/ so, if u dunno wotta diss is/ don't even come around wiv ya disease/ i'm d illest, feel free to diss me/ words only, no gunz, jes diss me/ if u murder me, ma gal gonna miss me/ i'm d best/ yesss!!!/ Nairaland best/ if u've gat balls drop ya bomb/ if u wack, drop dead n stay dumb/ n if u scared, keep mum/ cos i'm d Nairaland hitman/ n i carry ma sniper like a freeman/ code three-seven-three-seven, i'm d sh*tman/ so where's Shaz, M4show, street-woteva, ignatio n all o'y'all!/ i'm d illest, eff wiv me n get d virus!!!/ well, i fink 'tis enof schoolin' for d day/ i'm outta here, lecture continues another day/ good day!

OMG! Don't tell me dis pukebreathes are scared to d bone/ guess ur ass is broke, com to ma lyrical bank i'll grant u loan/ y'all quit acting fake like goddamn clone/ it seems errybody's scared o'ma thread/ well, they should cos i aint edible like bread/ i guess d vernom i spit is wot's gettin'em scared/ i jes wanna kick som *ss n that's all!

u are scaring me

Mama, u don't hav to be, it's jes words o'mouf!

on a good day, i'll fix you but lately, the urge to drop lines have left me. I'll let you know when i'm back in shape, ROOKIE#

Slimceezy:

Mama, u don't hav to be, it's jes words o'mouf!

ok naa

@slimceezy:nigga u just a rookie/i got so much dough niggas call me da bad cookie/i ain't sayin u lame/ but u ain't got game/i'm a boss/my wishes ain't no horse/they reality nigga/i hit u wit lyrical brutality/dexter(ity)/genius flow/i spit ish lyrics on da go/so i glo(w)/cos ma flow's so zany/yeah am jamie/ da Mc killa/lyrical murder is ma niche,i'll rip u like godzilla/. Nigga,i'm just playin i aint even fit yet.lol.cheerz.

God, forgive me but this dude is so WACK/
Instead of battlerappin' u, I'd rather have Sisquo BACK/

Come On SOn, Hustla gon' murk u,
Gimme some son, Lets go

@hustla:hu u talkin to?

You re d sh*tman

webb jamie:

@slimceezy:nigga u just a rookie/i got so much dough niggas call me da bad cookie/i ain't sayin u lame/ but u ain't got game/i'm a boss/my wishes ain't no horse/they reality nigga/i hit u wit lyrical brutality/dexter(ity)/genius flow/i spit ish lyrics on da go/so i glo(w)/cos ma flow's so zany/yeah am jamie/ da Mc killa/lyrical murder is ma niche,i'll rip u like godzilla/. Nigga,i'm just playin i aint even fit yet.lol.cheerz.

un-f***ing-believable/ all these fake *ss rappaz callin' me rookie/ i'm so made,i go hard, i'm a tough cookie/ imma turn ya f***ing lame name from Jamie to Bukky/ pukebreathe's linez/ Jamie i can smell ya sickbreathe from ya rhymez/ Nigga u spittin' mo spittle than rhymes/one wackstar down, wackstarz get fewer/ i'm d ripper/ Jamie put ya male stalk in ya mouf n flush ya self down a sewer/ Jamie i don't brag even tho i'm black/ when i said u wack, i meant that jack/ u f***in' slack, Jamie u can't spit jack/ u so f***'d up, u put up ya best n call'it 'playin'/ Nigga read between ma linez n u know wot i'm sayin'/ i'm real, aint fakin'/ f***in' hoodlum, u so popular in ya hood/ niggaz dunno why chickens flee from ya hood/ chicken-godzila, u done ripped all them chickenz in ya hood/ victim o'rap felony/ imma sue u in ma colony/ wackstar, com'back to ya senses n quit messin' ma thread wiv ya menses!

Nigga u ain't in ma league, but i'mma giv u play/yo last verse ain't flow,just bars on an essay/u ain't real u just a faker/i'mma murder u lyrically n still be ur undertaker/u talkin bout how i spit ma best in jest/nigga dat was a test/just to c how bitchy u could get/dis b.itch got a d.ick now she tink she's a nigga/i'm still da mc killa/i'm meaner than attila/get in line mawphucker,i'm yo driller/i'm so on point like a dart,man/i take shots at u like a marksman/i'm ahead in da game,n u can't fill da gap/cos yo flow is weak like a bad tap/u just a rookie,slimceezy/just follow ma lead n i'mma take it easy/.

Nigga i meant d.i.c.k on da eight line.screw dis censor software.

ohhh i wanna try aha,

Ayee Mizz gangstaboo n de building~you dnt wanna battle mizz she-deviil tangle you in my webs~ getcha ass caught in the ceiling and dun be expecting no sexual healing~cos i kill these other rap bitchhes in the game~the only one in my lane, i wonder if yu niggas' can tame mizz thang~rhetorical warfare, just aint fair fo u fakes, i b slayin em and this sista dun care~i ain to be bleeped with, hysterical i stare through the male dominated lenses of the rap game, ready to begin~ the reign of mizz gangstaboo like lil wayne in prison~and this is just the beginning chil-ren-i'm here to stay, so bow down and take in my verbal rays.

Mizz gangstaboo rockz, cant believe all of em wack emcees makin mouth in nairaland dont wanna battle SLIMCEEZY, WEBB i see u, LOL.

im back fo the first time
ya aint hear me for' must be a crime
workin 9 to 5 and 5 to 9
know this shi* so much I could go in blind
battle ten of ya bitc*es and come out just fine so many peeps wanna battle me

but Slimceezy I know its me ya envy
Eyes so glossy from me bein bossy
never cross me and this could be friendly
but as soon as ya get cocky its goin bloody like i said g
principal of the matter is ya aint got what it takes
bein sensible, take the ladder and pick up the cakes
cause you be lookin fatter from eatin too many peanut butter pancakes

eat it,

juicygal, u juicy n , gud, been away, yall gonna hear from me soon.

Think you can stick your tongues out
I'll rip your f*cking lungs out
Ye yall time's run out
Stick your *ss where there's no sun out

These punchlines make me seem like a comedial genius,
You wack rappers need to take a class of juicy,
You just gotta take a look at my lyrics to see Im the meanest,
Ill leave you believin in Jesus and grieving in pieces,

ur rap no bi crab e tap but na who rap, dey mak must chick dey clap , even girls wey hate rap 2 my voice dey clap dey can't control there feet to my beat it taps .

Webb Jamie
This is for you, you wanna play me?
You wanna diss Slimceezy then you mothaf***in crazy
Slimceezy's sick
You just spit the easy shi*t

Webb Jamie
This is for you, you wanna play me?
You wanna diss Slimceezy then you mothaf***in crazy
Slimceezy's sick
You just spit the easy shi*t

Claiming that you've got a new style,
Your attempts are futile,
Oooh child, your puerile brain waves are sterile,
For all the Dog in NL

when did i say i had a new style
i stick with my old style
cuz im old school]it says it on my profile
motherf***er i aint never gonna change
i got a 50 quid gold chain
i bet you aint cuz yo **ss is lame

been up-up n away coz i'm kinda busy, man
even rite now i'm on a duty, ma'am
why y'all so saad?
hatin' on d best is so baad
mistakin' ma confidence for 'cocky',so maad
puffin'-up wicked lines is wat i do at ma leisure for pleasure
dont effin' care, i can diss y'all for pleasure
cant help it,this ish runs thru me like blood
this dude so ill he flows like flood
so aight,he wont needa judge
versatile, he knows this jungle like george
i see fins u cant even see wiv ya spectaclez
so wide i spread my tentaclez
i started spittin' in momma's womb
aint done, still be droppin' ish even wen i hit my tomb
i'm too attached
get that!
ye man! me rude too!
me fit spit Iyaric too
me too complex, them a nuh fit innerstand I
sittin' untop,ebbry tin cris fi I
aint gat'em dreadz but me a fit spit lyk me get'em lockz
me see them Babylon,me light-up me cigarette
them Babylon see me,eeee, them a scared
big things a gwan fi me
coz them rod n them staff, them a gwan fi me
me sway down them hood me nuh care
politricksterz n them babylon,me no fear
them wackiez wan downpress I
but them nuh fit contest I
Nairaland know seh me a lead
cos me a fit roll-up rap like weed
blisssss!

lol slimceezy you cool

Dog Raz, Juicygirl is definitely here,
To stay on the top, right where i belong,
Speedin faster than a '86 Jetta,
Cold bloody terrorizin, baby, that you can bet,
And if you battle me, never let me see you sweat,
Yo, put on your glasses, so that you can see,
That's right, it's all about Juicygirl huh!
Now you know about me, my voice real clear,
It's in my shape, about to work you to death,

Why can't we get it straight here, we r nigerian here pls talk like one not some dude from abroad with fake ascend

M.I. made it with safe
Mode9 resurected with Nigeria girls and other stuff called local
Noaeto C - kini big deal
Dagrin - His dialect

am tired of this niggaz that and bushit and that

Why not bros, and kulikuli stuff around

^^
Jesus wept!!

Yo Juicy, you wanna know what I say?
Check out what I wrote on the page
"Who wants to battle"
I got nothing to say to you but what I wrote on that
Cuz you only ever talk about the same sht
So you don't give me much choice of what to say you twt

reez dog u nofin but a no hoper
Bleep dat dog try act gangster
so lame only hood as a wankster
u fink u good at dis rap shit
yeah i notice it
u shit suc so much it made me spit