There are players that are not worth watching, players not in any case worth the boots they put on, these players make you ask yourself “How is he paid to play football?” They make you doubt exactly how reasonable life is.
You might probably have been looking for the worst player to ever play football, or tried listing a couple of players who were not made for football. You could list a few of them and wonder how some of them managed to get into big teams, but none of them can beat “The Farce Footballer”.
Carlos Henrique Raposo (born 2 April 1963), commonly known as Carlos Kaiser, is a Brazilian former footballer who played (and trained) as a striker (and a conman) during the 1970s across the 80s and early 90s, He was signed to play for many teams in his decade-long career, but never actually played a regulation game and hid his limited ability with phony injuries, frequent team changes and other ruses.
The striker can be termed as a footballing fraud as he managed to get signed for teams across South America and in Europe without any positive input. His style was to feign injuries to avoid match day selections and due to the lack of advanced technologies, he got away with most of his scams.

Amongst his trick was being friends with journalists so that they would write fake news about him. In one newspaper article, it was reported that he had such a great time at Puebla (one of the clubs he played for) that he was even invited to become a Mexican citizen to play for the national team. He later returned to Brazil and started a career as a farce footballer since he “wanted to be a footballer, but did not want to play football”.
When he returned to Brazil he became friends of many footballers such as Carlos Alberto Torres, Ricardo Rocha and Renato Gaúcho so that he could have a big network to be recommended whenever he needed a new club.
He also used toy mobile phones, unpopular and expensive at the time, to create fake conversations in foreign languages or about rejecting transfer offers to create an image of a valuable player to the clubs. He also always preferred signing short time contracts so that he won’t be caught, while he would only train with the team and feign injuries so as to miss match days.
One other time he claimed that he played in Argentina at Talleres de Córdoba and Independiente being brought by a man named “Alejandro”, who was a friend of Jorge Burruchaga and claiming that he was part of the squad that won both 1984 Copa Libertadores and the 1984 Intercontinental Cup by portraying himself as Carlos Enrique, an Argentinian player that was really part of the squad.
In 1986, he moved to Europe and joined French Division 2 club Gazélec Ajaccio where a friend was playing. At his presentation, the club arranged a training session with the fans and, afraid of being caught, he shot all the balls to the crowd while kissing the club’s badge. He barely played at the club and returned to Brazil the following year, although his friendship with journalists later earned him an article where he was depicted as a top goalscorer at Gazélec Ajaccio where he had played for eight seasons.
Returning to Brazil, he joined Bangu where he again used his fake injury scam. However, Castor de Andrade, the club’s major sponsor and the patron was tired of seeing Kaiser just training and demanded that he was selected to play. Initially, at the bench, Castor told the coach to play Kaiser as his team was losing by 2–0 and sent the player to warm up. Again afraid of being caught, he saw a group of supporters giving the stick to the players and started to fight them so that he was sent off before even entering the field. After the match, Kaiser lied to the patron that the supporters were calling his father a thief. Kaiser was forgiven and earned a six-month extension.
His last club was Vasco da Gama, and the other teams he appeared for were Puebla, Botafogo, Flamengo, Gazélec Ajaccio, Bangu, Fluminense, El Paso Sixshooters América (RJ) Guarany Futebol Clube.

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stil better than Morata

This man is one of the village people we have been talking about. Wehdone sir!!!!

This one is gidigan ooo

Ah

You can't try this these modern times.

The social media would have exposed you since.

As a matter of fact, the social media still ended up exposing him.