Captleverage:

okay na jamb turn now ok lets play
But you called me a professor earlier, if to say you go uni you for kno say professors dey go sch

Lol, nigga tripping now.


Nigga, buy this car once n for all mk op smile.
Oh, I forgot, u no get money so u hiding behind grammar.

tealaw:


Lol, nigga tripping now.

Wait wait wait I noticed you are patting yourself on the back again which you do when you are clueless and all...are you trying to tell me you didn't get my last post? You mean sarcasm flies over your head too? Seriously why do you even bother......living?

tealaw:

Nigga, buy this car once n for all mk op smile.

Ah ah after you talk say op no get my time? My frnd stick to one script

tealaw:

Oh, I forgot, u no get money so u hiding behind grammar.

Oh would you look at that, suffer head is copying me and thinks I won't notice...what a loser
I guess mothers do have'em.

Captleverage:

Wait wait wait I noticed you are patting yourself on the back again which you do when you are clueless and all...are you trying to tell me you didn't get my last post? You mean sarcasm flies over your head too? Seriously why do you even bother......living?


Ah ah after you talk say op no get my time? My frnd stick to one script


Oh would you look at that, suffer head is copying me and thinks I won't notice...what a loser
I guess mothers do have'em.

Ya, unfortunately for u. Ur words backfired on u.
U forget say u a broke ass fish baby before u say those wey no get money should hide their face.

* If u notice one thg,a King like me doesnt say much. D little I say gets to ur bone.
Wats wit d long bland texts tho�. U pained nigga, lol

Gbam!

tealaw:


Ya, unfortunately for u. Ur words backfired on u.
U forget say u a broke ass fish baby before u say those wey no get money should hide their face.

"Fish baby" hehehe scraping the bottom of the barrel there aren't ya? Na wa that advice really enter your body o but you are broke na learn to face reality no matter how bitter it is since your dad is too much of a bufoon to teach you anything, guess I will be doing best to learn you on a bit of lifes lessons

tealaw:

* If u notice one thg,a King like me doesnt say much. D little I say gets to ur bone.

Oh you mean your weak posts crack my ribs? Yea I can see that...suffer head king

tealaw:

Wats wit d long bland texts tho�. U pained nigga, lol Gbam!

What's with the recycled jokes? If at first you don't succeed, find out what you are doing wrong and correct it before you try again go on work on your material take your time I promise not to mock you for it

Captleverage:

"Fish baby" hehehe scraping the bottom of the barrel there aren't ya? Na wa that advice really enter your body o but you are broke na learn to face reality no matter how bitter it is since your dad is too much of a bufoon to teach you anything, guess I will be doing best to learn you on a bit of lifes lessons


Oh you mean your weak posts crack my ribs? Yea I can see that...suffer head king

What's with the recycled jokes? If at first you don't succeed, find out what you are doing wrong and correct it before you try again go on work on your material take your time I promise not to mock you for it

Lol,

Is there any diss from ur worn out brain wey no involve dad, father, mother?

I've been able to treat ur fuckup without mentioning d baba suwe and moladun that decided to mk use of their bug infested mattress to produce an african termite like ur insignificant self.

where is domique sef

u still don't think this thread should be thrashed?

the person wey advertise don run comot for him market

ppl abusing their parents on someone else's thread up and down

smh

tealaw:


Lol,

Is there any diss from ur worn out brain wey no involve dad, father, mother?

Oooh! Look who is literally getting no sleep because of me ... God why does it have to be a suffer head with inferiority complex? why can't it be georgina Bloomberg or Elizabeth Holmes or dj cuppy? I go even manage osas ighodalo I hear say she no get oxband again oluwa answer my call abeg

tealaw:

I've been able to treat ur fuckup without mentioning d baba suwe and moladun that decided to mk use of their bug infested mattress to produce an african termite like ur insignificant self.

Aw hehehe bros don tire to dey hide cry and is willing to receive the fire head on, could have been cool but you know where you f*cked up? "Baba suwe" ...clearly baba suwe(the character not the actor)can put your papa on his payroll for years and even kick in an extra 100 naira for a rim job from your c0ck depraved mom after all your pman is just an umbrella recharge card salesman who lives on 100 naira daily so perhaps next time you should go for someone lower than your pops of course that's impossible but hey never say never right?....yea anyway I anticipate your dead reply so I can rip through i will love to deprive you of sleep today

Captleverage:

Oooh! Look who is literally getting no sleep because of me ... God why does it have to be a suffer head with inferiority complex? why can't it be georgina Bloomberg or Elizabeth Holmes or dj cuppy? I go even manage osas ighodalo I hear say she no get oxband again oluwa answer my call abeg


Aw hehehe bros don tire to dey hide cry and is willing to receive the fire head on, could have been cool but you know where you f*cked up? "Baba suwe" ...clearly baba suwe(the character not the actor)can put your papa on his payroll for years and even kick in an extra 100 naira for a rim job from your c0ck depraved mom after all your pman is just an umbrella recharge card salesman who lives on 100 naira daily so perhaps next time you should go for someone lower than your pops of course that's impossible but hey never say never right?....yea anyway I anticipate your dead reply so I can rip through i will love to deprive you of sleep today

Lol, nigga so u looking for a rich person to rescue you from ur intense poverty? Haehehehe.
Too late nigga, even RCCG convention is not enough to pray d prayer.

I'm sure u got dissapointed when u came out of ur mama's maggot infested pussy to find out that u were in Island maternity

tealaw:


Lol, nigga so u looking for a rich person to rescue you from ur intense poverty? Haehehehe.

Ah me I got dreams o no be everybody dey enjoy N 100 per day like your family

tealaw:

Too late nigga, even RCCG convention is not enough to pray d prayer.

hehehe see cele church material wey dey form redeemer don't you know redeemed church is for people who God has blessed? Wetin your N100/day family wan thank God for?

tealaw:

I'm sure u got dissapointed when u came out of ur mama's maggot infested pussy

First of all, that was laughingly desperate, secondly does your mom f*ck houseflies? Cause you make it seem like its normal for a woman to breed maggots in her genitals...You know What? Never mind, its probably One of them many BS lessons taught to you by your illiterate Creep of a father

tealaw:

to find out that u were in Island maternity

Yea just as disappointed as I was when you said you come from a country where Mercedes are cabs and also shares nigerian timezones. That's right nigga busted! Hehehe
@diportivo o boy you can join in the fun if you want o I propose a 5k wager that in his reply teaslaw will
- make a dead joke about my 5k wager
- display his insecurities by patting himself on the back about winning fight with himself
- gonna fire bullets in the dark about pain like he is some kind of masseuse or something
- gonna shamelessly steal my jokes
- for good measure make a really desperate childish joke that will amaze you as to how a grown @ss man can talk like that
- oh yea he's gonna make a joke about why it took me so long to reply him and awkwardly relate it to credit and data

Anyway its 5k put your money where you mouth is

Captleverage:


Ah me I got dreams o no be everybody dey enjoy N 100 per day like your family

hehehe see cele church material wey dey form redeemer don't you know redeemed church is for people who God has blessed? Wetin your N100/day family wan thank God for?


First of all, that was laughingly desperate, secondly does your mom f*ck houseflies? Cause you make it seem like its normal for a woman to breed maggots in her genitals...You know What? Never mind, its probably One of them many BS lessons taught to you by your illiterate Creep of a father


Yea just as disappointed as I was when you said you come from a country where Mercedes are cabs and also shares nigerian timezones. That's right nigga busted! Hehehe
@diportivo o boy you can join in the fun if you want o I propose a 5k wager that in his reply teaslaw will
- make a dead joke about my 5k wager
- display his insecurities by patting himself on the back about winning fight with himself
- gonna fire bullets in the dark about pain like he is some kind of masseuse or something
- gonna shamelessly steal my jokes
- for good measure make a really desperate childish joke that will amaze you as to how a grown @ss man can talk like that
- oh yea he's gonna make a joke about why it took me so long to reply him and awkwardly relate it to credit and data

Anyway its 5k put your money where you mouth is

Lol, o boy u dey waste ur talent o. Ur suppose look for job for Cirque de Soleil. U a real clown.hehehehe�� I laugh tire.
U take style dey anticipate d kain bashing wey u go get beforehand, lmfao.

tealaw:



Lol, o boy u dey waste ur talent o. Ur suppose look for job for Cirque de Soleil. U a real clown.hehehehe�� I laugh tire.
U take style dey anticipate d kain bashing wey u go get beforehand, lmfao.

Damn! i made you lose sleep and I shut you up?
Don't mean to steal from your playbook but I'm really feeling myself right now.

Your move nigga gimme something to Work with this time. I want to what else I can take away from you today

Captleverage:


Damn! i made you lose sleep and I shut you up?
Don't mean to steal from your playbook but I'm really feeling myself right now..

Stop repeating my lines, lol. R u brain-dead?Cant think of somethg new? Lmfao

Captleverage:



Your move nigga gimme something to Work with this time. I want to what else I can take away from you today .

Ooh he waiting to steal more of my ideas.numbskull.���

tealaw:


Stop repeating my lines

bobi oti frustrate o, you have patent on words in the English language? How does that work? What do you gain from it? How do you...You know what? I'm not gonna reason with you I'll just join you in playing st*pid here we go ahem *straight face* permission to pat myself on the back for making you ma biotch and being all smug about it?

tealaw:

, lol. R u brain-dead?

God no go let me share the same nickname with your papa I'm nuggin-capable

tealaw:

Ooh he waiting to steal more of my ideas.numbskull.���

Nah I know you are outta ideas and sh*t to say but what I will be saying tho, its gonna have a lot to do with your upbringing and gloating about making you my lil b*tch.

Captleverage:


bobi oti frustrate o, you have patent on words in the English language? How does that work? What do you gain from it? How do you...You know what? I'm not gonna reason with you I'll just join you in playing st*pid here we go ahem *straight face* permission to pat myself on the back for making you ma biotch and being all smug about it?

Lol, u wish u were a 1st class citizen like me abi. Follow follow, copycat, tag along ppl like u who do what others hv already done never mk headway in their lives. They wi always follow others, no original ideas.

Captleverage:

God no go let me share the same nickname with your papa I'm nuggin-capable

Lol, why when somethg pain u, u go involve ur papa wey all him teeth don fall na.stand up for urself nigga.lmfao

Captleverage:


Nah I know you are outta ideas and sh*t to say but what I will be saying tho, its gonna have a lot to do with your upbringing and gloating about making you my lil b*tch.

Lol, dude, originality is my first name. Go tru all my diss.
Been dunk slamming ur round isale eko face bigtime.
Obs: who needs 3 nairaland accounts? Why d hell do u hv 3?
Oh to be able to go back n like ur own stale comments? Lmfao. Weak mind.

tealaw:


Lol, u wish u were a 1st class citizen like me abi.

1st class citizen wey dey drive motor that is both a dodge and Lamborghini?and thinks they use Mercedes as taxis in Nigeria? I will rather die poor thank you

tealaw:

Lol, why when somethg pain u, u go involve ur papa wey all him teeth don fall na.stand up for urself nigga.lmfao

I sure have a lot of tell tale signs when I feel pain what can I say? I'm not a simple guy who just wails when things "pain" him.
Oh yea I forgot this up there? Made absolutely no sense your trash talk game be weak boy, you know what? Why don't you ask your mom the names she calls your dad when she is comparing him to her mallam clients and in turn ask your dad what he calls your mom when he comes home with his 100 hundred naira feeling like a gee make a list and that could be a start

tealaw:

Lol, dude, originality is my first name

No its not, your first name is suffer head and your middle name is watch night have you forgotten?

tealaw:

. Go tru all my diss

.
Yea I do that when I need to fall asleep

tealaw:

Obs: who needs 3 nairaland accounts?

You do so you can actualize them imaginary likes you were talking about earlier

tealaw:

Why d hell do u hv 3?

So you counted leverage,leverageisback,leverrage,sgtleverage,captleverage and mrleverage and that added up to three? *sigh* you suck at maths too? God what are you now good at? Man i don't even wanna know what the rest of your family is bad at if you are the best they have to offer

Captleverage:

1st class citizen wey dey drive motor that is both a dodge and Lamborghini?and thinks they use Mercedes as taxis in Nigeria? I will rather die poor thank you

I sure have a lot of tell tale signs when I feel pain what can I say? I'm not a simple guy who just wails when things "pain" him.
Oh yea I forgot this up there? Made absolutely no sense your trash talk game be weak boy, you know what? Why don't you ask your mom the names she calls your dad when she is comparing him to her mallam clients and in turn ask your dad what he calls your mom when he comes home with his 100 hundred naira feeling like a gee make a list and that could be a start



No its not, your first name is suffer head and your middle name is watch night have you forgotten?
.
Yea I do that when I need to fall asleep

You do so you can actualize them imaginary likes you were talking about earlier

So you counted leverage,leverageisback,leverrage,sgtleverage,captleverage and mrleverage and that added up to three? *sigh* you suck at maths too? God what are you now good at? Man i don't even wanna know what the rest of your family is bad at if you are the best they have to offer

Hehhehe, u need Daddy freeze prayer, lol. Who in their right sane mind opens so many accounts?
Ur matter don pass deliverance. U need masqurades to come out because of ur case. Óró é o ni solusón mó.

tealaw:


Hehhehe, u need Daddy freeze prayer

Yea and you need a lesson in comedy from pope francis I mean that's what we are doing right? Calling the wrong people for the wrong occupations?

tealaw:

, lol. Who in their right sane mind opens so many accounts?

the kind of people who makes you their biotch on nairaland.

tealaw:

Ur matter don pass deliverance

Ah no no i need deliverance get me daddy freeze for deliverance or better still get me toolz for them special blessings you know what I mean? Just kidding i know you don't afterall your mom f*cks houseflies what do you know about sex?

Captleverage:

Yea and you need a lesson in comedy from pope francis I mean that's what we are doing right? Calling the wrong people for the wrong occupations?

the kind of people who makes you their biotch on nairaland.

Ah no no i need deliverance get me daddy freeze for deliverance or better still get me toolz for them special blessings you know what I mean? Just kidding i know you don't afterall your mom f*cks houseflies what do you know about sex?

Lol,
Monkey, everythg wey u dey talk nor bara won mu? O kan blab nonsense ni. U don dey get short circuit for brain.
No wonder u get 10 accounts for nairaland. Won ti fo ri é gba plastic.

tealaw:


Lol,
Monkey, everythg wey u dey talk nor bara won mu?

My post is last year?I just posted a few minutes ago or What you can't tell time too? Come on is this some charity thing you do where you make a fool of yourself so others feel better? I mean no one can be this pathetic right?

tealaw:

O kan [b]blab nonsense[/b]ni.

Shitty post tryna give me sh!t for a post he claims is shitty? Now that's an irony take note omo illiterate,English class is in session

tealaw:

U don dey get short circuit for brain.

Hmm putting physics in biology, daddy must be so proud

tealaw:

No wonder u get 10 accounts for nairaland. Won ti fo ri é gba plastic.

see pessin wey never learn addition finish wan dey learn multiplication, dude you just learnt how to count today come on give it time before you go for the more complex things oya assignment count one to hundred in ascending order

Captleverage:

My post is last year?I just posted a few minutes ago or What you can't tell time too? Come on is this some charity thing you do where you make a fool of yourself so others feel better? I mean no one can be this pathetic right?

Shitty post tryna give me sh!t for a post he claims is shitty? Now that's an irony take note omo illiterate,English class is in session

Hmm putting physics in biology, daddy must be so proud

see pessin wey never learn addition finish wan dey learn multiplication, dude you just learnt how to count today come on give it time before you go for the more complex things oya assignment count one to hundred in ascending order

Let me guess why u hv 10 accounts, u stalking another Fa.ggot here and he's been blocking,so u keep making new accounts. D guy say him no wan burn ur asshole, leave am na.

���

this is the best you could do? Okay
LETS PLAY STUPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID!!!!!!

tealaw:


Let me guess why u hv 10 accounts, u stalking another Fa.ggot

Yea your pops keeps asking to gimme a rimjob for 100 bucks so I've been creating new accounts to avoid him but the creep keeps finding me.

Captleverage:

this is the best you could do? Okay
LETS PLAY STUPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID!!!!!!


Yea your pops keeps asking to gimme a rimjob for 100 bucks so I've been creating new accounts to avoid him but the creep keeps finding me.

���why na? R u scared of my fathers big dick drilling ur bitch hole? U've taken bigger than that before na, u come dey form. Even Bobrisky na learner when it comes to ur gay ass.

tealaw:


���why na? R u scared of my fathers big dick drilling ur bitch hole?

okay so I'll take it you dnt know what a rim job is anyway,
It's the oral stimulation of the anus which involves no Instruments at all,besides I didn't want to break your heart earlier but your father's actual offer was a rimjob from your mom while he voyeurs from a corner beating his needle that he calls a d!ck in exchange for a hundred bucks so yea i'm not really into that especially with such sexually un-inspired people I mean if I wanted to f*ck artisans, I will just for my gateman and his wife afterall they are cleaner and less creepy and I don't have to communicate to them with sign language and all

tealaw:

U've taken bigger than that before na, u come dey form. Even Bobrisky na learner when it comes to ur gay ass.

Bobrisky ain't gay , he is just a hungry and desperate showman seeking attention to sell his cream or whatever you know, just like how your hungry @ss was forming mechanic so op can give you a Mercedes for free

Captleverage:

okay so I'll take it you dnt know what a rim job is anyway,
It's the oral stimulation of the anus which involves no Instruments at all,besides I didn't want to break your heart earlier but your father's actual offer was a rimjob from your mom while he voyeurs from a corner beating his needle that he calls a d!ck in exchange for a hundred bucks so yea i'm not really into that especially with such sexually un-inspired people I mean if I wanted to f*ck artisans, I will just for my gateman and his wife afterall they are cleaner and less creepy and I don't have to communicate to them with sign language and all

Bobrisky ain't gay , he is just a hungry and desperate showman seeking attention to sell his cream or whatever you know, just like how your hungry @ss was forming mechanic so op can give you a Mercedes for free

Lol, yea Bobrisky is BABY hom.o when it comes to ppl like u. Agba gay leyin.lmfao

tealaw:


Lol, yea Bobrisky is BABY hom.o when it comes to ppl like u. Agba gay leyin.lmfao

Mtchew I even think say you get better thing to talk,although I gotta say this is way more lazy than your previous attempts are you busy with house chores? Cos I don't want to imagine that the hut y'all live in takes more than 3minutes to clean. Perhaps you are washing your dad's recharge card business beach umbrella or prepping your mom for her mallam servicing night with some MouthAction simulator or something who knows what the c*nt is into. Anyway you can always take your time before replying, I'm in no rush to take sleep away from you today

Captleverage:

Mtchew I even think say you get better thing to talk,although I gotta say this is way more lazy than your previous attempts are you busy with house chores? Cos I don't want to imagine that the hut y'all live in takes more than 3minutes to clean. Perhaps you are washing your dad's recharge card business beach umbrella or prepping your mom for her mallam servicing night with some MouthAction simulator or something who knows what the c*nt is into. Anyway you can always take your time before replying, I'm in no rush to take sleep away from you today

Lol, u diss been sounding all girlish lately. I'm worried for u.


This is what I picture when I read ur diss:

tealaw:



Lol, u diss been sounding all girlish lately. I'm worried for u.


This is what I picture when I read ur diss:

wow is that what your mom looks like now? Well she is your mom so I wasn't expecting much.she even looks better in that pic must be attributed to marital bliss.
You see why I'm avoiding from your dad nau? Imagine that huffing around my butt brrrrrr!
Anyway back to your "anywhere belle face" post , you know it makes you gay when a "gay" guy like me has your full attention and even worse ,deprives you of sleep.So proof reading is key ere Yea i know no one can read in your family but perhaps you should visit a neighbour to proof read your......sob stories diss before you post okay?

Captleverage:


wow is that what your mom looks like now? Well she is your mom so I wasn't expecting much.she even looks better in that pic must be attributed to marital bliss.
You see why I'm avoiding from your dad nau? Imagine that huffing around my butt brrrrrr!
Anyway back to your "anywhere belle face" post , you know it makes you gay when a "gay" guy like me has your full attention and even worse ,deprives you of sleep.So proof reading is key ere Yea i know no one can read in your family but perhaps you should visit a neighbour to proof read your......sob stories diss before you post okay?

Lmfao, that was epic slamming on yo gay ass, init? Hitting u hard n u boylover just scattered around like goat shi.t���confused motherfuc.ker

tealaw:

confused motherfuc.ker

Wow took the words right outta my mouth.
Now now you are already out of things to say?funny thing is I'm not even started with you I've got loads of bombs to drop on your suffer head I guess I can chuck that up to not being raised by farm animals like your parents.

Captleverage:

Wow took the words right outta my mouth.
Now now you are already out of things to say?funny thing is I'm not even started with you I've got loads of bombs to drop on your suffer head I guess I can chuck that up to not being raised by farm animals like your parents.

Lol, I can clearly see u got loaaaaads of bombs to shell. Ur posts hv been tediously boring to read since u started blabbling. From d first bomb i drpped on u, go check d number of likes on that sh.it.

More: I hvnt even started shelling using ur earthwarmer entire generation, hv only focused on u. Imagine how rich my diss would be.

tealaw:

From d first bomb i drpped on u, go check d number of likes on that sh.it.

Abeg go siddon truth is bitter but it has to be said you are all out if dead yans to spew that's why you have been going round in circles and getting tons of likes smh

tealaw:

More: I hvnt even started shelling using ur earthwarmer entire generation, hv only focused on u. Imagine how rich my diss would be.

Oya start shelling na y are you scared?

Captleverage:

Abeg go siddon truth is bitter but it has to be said you are all out if dead yans to spew that's why you have been going round in circles and getting tons of likes smh

Oya start shelling na y are you scared?

See for urself nigga: