In an effort to determine the top security agency in Nigeria, the eminent judges narrowed the field to three finalists: the SSS, the Army and the Nigeria Police Force. The three contenders were given the task of catching a rabbit which was released into the forest assigned to each of them. The SSS went into the forest and placed animal informants everywhere! They questioned every plant and animal witness and after three months of extensive investigation, they concluded that rabbits do not exist! The Army went into the forest. After two weeks without a capture, they burnt the forest down killing everything in it, including the rabbit! They made no apologies. "The rabbit deserved it - why was it hiding?" they thought to themselves. The Nigeria Police went into the forest. They came out two hours later with a badly beaten hyena! The hyena kept yelling, "Okay, Okay, I agree, I'm a rabbit, I'm a rabbit!!”