I have always wondered if there is anyone lazy than I am, like sometimes I could sleep all day, I can be hard working when there is work oh, but when I need to be lazy, I take it as a full time job..... I can so lazy that to take the cup to drink water will be too stressful for me, I will just carry the whole keg and drink from it, to stand up from bed, to even use my this thing some times.... Please is anyone more lazy than I am here, lemme know, if am the laziest lemme contest for the national laziness competition.

I only get

lazy after my 50cl cùm is outta my tank

sadoroy:
I have always wondered if there is anyone lazy than I am, like sometimes I could sleep all day, I can be hard working when there is work oh, but when I need to be lazy, I take it as a full time job..... I can so lazy that to take the cup to drink water will be too stressful for me, I will just carry the whole keg and drink from it, to stand up from bed, to even use my this thing some times.... Please is anyone more lazy than I am here, lemme know, if am the laziest lemme contest for the national laziness competition.

i can stay in the house all day doing nothing sleep, eat , sleep , n press fone n i am never tired of staying my house!! But u know? Work needs to be done!!

sadoroy:
I have always wondered if there is anyone lazy than I am, like sometimes I could sleep all day, I can be hard working when there is work oh, but when I need to be lazy, I take it as a full time job..... I can so lazy that to take the cup to drink water will be too stressful for me, I will just carry the whole keg and drink from it, to stand up from bed, to even use my this thing some times.... Please is anyone more lazy than I am here, lemme know, if am the laziest lemme contest for the national laziness competition.

Of course you still get oga @ the top 4 Abuja wey dey tiraful upandan

I know people can say that they are lazy, but I know that mine is in a whole new level. As of now I no longer worry myself about it, it's not just worth the stress trying to conform to societies ideal on how one is supposed to work hard.

If lazy people had a kingdom, then I certainly have blue bloods running in my veins. After some long periods of laziness I usually cheer myself up by soloquizing that I am His Royal Highness the King of Laziness.


I can remember times in which am too lazy even to eat. Opps you heard right. After reading or watching movies for hours and I discover that am hungry; I feel too lazy even to carry myself to the kitchen to prepare something to eat.

Burgerlomo:


Of course you still get oga @ the top 4 Abuja wey dey tiraful upandan

Most times when food is prepared and kept in the freezer for me to defrost using the microwave oven. I feel too lazy even to stand up and turn the knob of the oven in order to warm the meal to taste.


Any time I get to my parents house they try putting me back in shape. The food is brought to my room, yet I find it so stressful to eat more than a couple of spoons, then the leftover would just remain there beside the bed for any time am feeling motivated enough to stand up.


I would have type more, but my fingers have started to hurt...

to warm food chop na wahala 4 me... anytime i cook d food must spoil.

Back in school i missed two weeks of lectures because i wanted to binge watch One Piece and Naruto

My skin literally became like a vampire's because i didnt see sunlight for a while.

In school again... i get supplies to last me a week so that i dont have to go out to the shop literally 20m away from my house.

Mehn i was the introvert extraordinaire, at least i go out more now.

lolzzzzz.... Me that didn't have any note from my primary school days till I finished University....My 200 level ....I never entered class.
back then if I study you and see you're lazy.. you're my gang for sure..... ask me any favour , lazy fella

I used to be the high priest of laziness!!!
but whenever I remember the no food for lazy man ish I'm just motivated to worker smarter and harder .

I would have loved to share my experience but I'm too lazy to.