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Car Horn by johnw74: 4:03am On Feb 04, 2018 |
I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People get out of the way much faster now. |
Re: Car Horn by johnw74: 4:35am On Feb 04, 2018 |
Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers.. 2 Likes |
Re: Car Horn by muhammed50(m): 5:38am On Feb 04, 2018 |
And they smoke like their ancestors |
Re: Car Horn by johnw74: 10:57pm On Feb 04, 2018 |
I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes ten years in a row. |
Re: Car Horn by johnw74: 11:47pm On Feb 04, 2018 |
I decided to stop calling the bathroom the 'John' and renamed it the 'Jim'. I feel so much better saying "I went to the Jim this morning". |
Re: Car Horn by johnw74: 10:21pm On Feb 05, 2018 |
Old age is coming at a really bad time. When I was a child I thought “Nap Time” was a punishment. Now, as a grownup, it feels like a small vacation. 1 Like |
Re: Car Horn by johnw74: 10:57pm On Feb 05, 2018 |
The biggest lie I tell myself is..."I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it." I don't have gray hair; I have "wisdom highlights" I'm just very wise. |
Re: Car Horn by johnw74: 11:47pm On Feb 06, 2018 |
Don't ever ask me to bend down and touch my toes. If God wanted me to touch my toes, He would have put them on my knees. Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators We haven't met yet. |
Re: Car Horn by johnw74: 11:54pm On Feb 07, 2018 |
Of course, I talk to myself; sometimes I need expert advice. |
Re: Car Horn by Kirgyakos(m): 4:30pm On Feb 08, 2018 |
U Funny like die correct guy |
Re: Car Horn by lhawarl1(m): 1:35am On Feb 10, 2018 |
Interesting.. |
Re: Car Horn by johnw74: 11:47pm On Feb 10, 2018 |
yesterday i went and visited a friend in a psychatric hospital he was sitting in a room reading, and i saw another man hanging from the ceiling with the light cord tied around his neck i said to my friend, look! and he said: oh that's fred, he thinks he is a light bulb i said well shouldn't you get him down before he hurts himself and my friend replied: what!, and read in the dark |
Re: Car Horn by johnw74: 1:17am On Feb 12, 2018 |
When I die, I want to go like my Grandfather did, in his sleep...... Not screaming like the passengers in his plane. |
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