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Re: "Passenger In Keke Turns Python, Swallows A Boy In Bonny" - Apostle Paul Umoru by Nobody: 8:48pm On Feb 07, 2018
.... LOADING! cool cool cool
Re: "Passenger In Keke Turns Python, Swallows A Boy In Bonny" - Apostle Paul Umoru by mcemmy0z: 8:49pm On Feb 07, 2018
This one is strong
Re: "Passenger In Keke Turns Python, Swallows A Boy In Bonny" - Apostle Paul Umoru by AishaBuhari: 8:51pm On Feb 07, 2018
Patrick33:
last time i checked..pythons strangle their prey..breaking their bones..before swallowing..they dont just start to push in food like that..abeg correct me if am wrong..but that young boy should have at least a broken bone.
Lol! Python don't break bones rather squeeze out air from your lungs which soffocates the victim
Re: "Passenger In Keke Turns Python, Swallows A Boy In Bonny" - Apostle Paul Umoru by Nobody: 8:53pm On Feb 07, 2018
Anyone who believes this story their brains should be donated to the Zoos, monkeys will make good use of it.
Re: "Passenger In Keke Turns Python, Swallows A Boy In Bonny" - Apostle Paul Umoru by Patrick33(m): 8:54pm On Feb 07, 2018
AishaBuhari:

Lol! Python don't break bones rather squeeze out air from your lungs which soffocates the victim
thanks ���
Re: "Passenger In Keke Turns Python, Swallows A Boy In Bonny" - Apostle Paul Umoru by LifeDrama: 8:56pm On Feb 07, 2018
AishaBuhari:
Snake thread is snake thread
[img]https:///media/1-08-2018/_UJxH7.gif[/img]
grin The best gif ever

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Re: "Passenger In Keke Turns Python, Swallows A Boy In Bonny" - Apostle Paul Umoru by Sterope(f): 8:56pm On Feb 07, 2018
What a miracle! Don't you agree @ tamethem
Re: "Passenger In Keke Turns Python, Swallows A Boy In Bonny" - Apostle Paul Umoru by Enemyofpeace: 8:56pm On Feb 07, 2018
This man is warming up to take over from lie Mohammed

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Re: "Passenger In Keke Turns Python, Swallows A Boy In Bonny" - Apostle Paul Umoru by Iwillnotjump: 9:00pm On Feb 07, 2018
gmoney12:
mtshewwww...video evidence or...

Some people have facts some have claims...

Don't know what this news is...its no where any of the two

in your screenshot, what do you mean by "Really?" did you not expect your own product to work again?
Re: "Passenger In Keke Turns Python, Swallows A Boy In Bonny" - Apostle Paul Umoru by Brains1990(m): 9:03pm On Feb 07, 2018
Nawao. This is what we call riddles and jokes. Pastor, recieve ur senses back in jesus name!
Re: "Passenger In Keke Turns Python, Swallows A Boy In Bonny" - Apostle Paul Umoru by lawalwas: 9:04pm On Feb 07, 2018
Confused and dump set of people formed a circle and call it christaine, lost sheeps of Africa

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Re: "Passenger In Keke Turns Python, Swallows A Boy In Bonny" - Apostle Paul Umoru by lalasticlala(m): 9:04pm On Feb 07, 2018
AishaBuhari:
Snake thread is snake thread
[img]https:///media/1-08-2018/_UJxH7.gif[/img]

Lwkmh. Very funny! Wow!!

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Re: "Passenger In Keke Turns Python, Swallows A Boy In Bonny" - Apostle Paul Umoru by gmoney12: 9:04pm On Feb 07, 2018
Iwillnotjump:


in your screenshot, what do you mean by "Really?" did you not expect your own product to work again?
u know that feeling as a first timer...the fear of it been rubbished by some impatient fellows...but have death with that already..

some after 5days of using it where harasing me its not working...u won't understand tho how it was for me..but yeah..am good now...I have more confidence now than before people are testifying
Re: "Passenger In Keke Turns Python, Swallows A Boy In Bonny" - Apostle Paul Umoru by stankezzy: 9:05pm On Feb 07, 2018
What fears the other satanic religion is miracle , in devloped countries like AMERICA if u say somebody is healed they take him to lab for test , if u say such thing like this happened thank God he said during the day , they will bring out time , go and examine to know if it is true, in nigeria before u talk finish every body will start to say na lie yet that same person gets terminal disease will still rush to pastors is it not deceit , after hellrufai coursed and say a lot of bad words against suleman yet he was afraid to do against what he said , is it not deceit , u don't believe him yet u are afraid to disobey him
Re: "Passenger In Keke Turns Python, Swallows A Boy In Bonny" - Apostle Paul Umoru by mikebrown92: 9:06pm On Feb 07, 2018
This thing happened life before my camera but after recording, i couldn't see anything when playing the video.

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Re: "Passenger In Keke Turns Python, Swallows A Boy In Bonny" - Apostle Paul Umoru by Nobody: 9:08pm On Feb 07, 2018
For those clink the thread to see how the aka big python is swallowing the boy, but got disappointed, let me see your hands.

Re: "Passenger In Keke Turns Python, Swallows A Boy In Bonny" - Apostle Paul Umoru by TreasuredGlory: 9:09pm On Feb 07, 2018
Me, I feel the lesson here should have been : The name of the Lord is a Strong Tower, the righteous runs into it and he is safe. Proverbs 18:10
Re: "Passenger In Keke Turns Python, Swallows A Boy In Bonny" - Apostle Paul Umoru by Nobody: 9:12pm On Feb 07, 2018
gmoney12:
mtshewwww...video evidence or...
Some people have facts some have claims...
Don't know what this news is...its no where any of the two
how much?
Re: "Passenger In Keke Turns Python, Swallows A Boy In Bonny" - Apostle Paul Umoru by delors(m): 9:12pm On Feb 07, 2018
AishaBuhari:
Snake thread is snake thread
[img]https:///media/1-08-2018/_UJxH7.gif[/img]
Aisha, I like this gif. Can u pls share the uncustomized one with me pls? And how so u customize?

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Re: "Passenger In Keke Turns Python, Swallows A Boy In Bonny" - Apostle Paul Umoru by SOFTENGR: 9:12pm On Feb 07, 2018
All these lie lie pastors and lie lie testimonies, God is seeing you o!
Re: "Passenger In Keke Turns Python, Swallows A Boy In Bonny" - Apostle Paul Umoru by Iwillnotjump: 9:14pm On Feb 07, 2018
gmoney12:
u know that feeling as a first timer...the fear of it been rubbished by some impatient fellows...but have death with that already..

some after 5days of using it where harasing me its not working...u won't understand tho how it was for me..but yeah..am good now...I have more confidence now than before people are testifying

No whatsapp?
Re: "Passenger In Keke Turns Python, Swallows A Boy In Bonny" - Apostle Paul Umoru by SOFTENGR: 9:14pm On Feb 07, 2018
Enemyofpeace:
This man is warming up to take over from lie Mohammed
Lie Mohd will be shocked with this lie.

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Re: "Passenger In Keke Turns Python, Swallows A Boy In Bonny" - Apostle Paul Umoru by tballeyy(m): 9:14pm On Feb 07, 2018
Hummm home video, nollywood pastor
Re: "Passenger In Keke Turns Python, Swallows A Boy In Bonny" - Apostle Paul Umoru by Onyemabright(m): 9:15pm On Feb 07, 2018
GOD U DAY FOR UP THE SEE THIS PASTOR ooo
Re: "Passenger In Keke Turns Python, Swallows A Boy In Bonny" - Apostle Paul Umoru by Enemyofpeace: 9:15pm On Feb 07, 2018
SOFTENGR:

Lie Mohd will be shocked with this lie.
he will feel threatened

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Re: "Passenger In Keke Turns Python, Swallows A Boy In Bonny" - Apostle Paul Umoru by Nobody: 9:15pm On Feb 07, 2018
crooked pastor!
Re: "Passenger In Keke Turns Python, Swallows A Boy In Bonny" - Apostle Paul Umoru by Flaghouse1: 9:17pm On Feb 07, 2018
AishaBuhari:
Snake thread is snake thread
[img]https:///media/1-08-2018/_UJxH7.gif[/img]


Very funny representation, you deserve an award, I no fit laugh finish, thanks for the humor

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Re: "Passenger In Keke Turns Python, Swallows A Boy In Bonny" - Apostle Paul Umoru by rhymaholic: 9:21pm On Feb 07, 2018
Number 1, how come the python swallowed the boy and he's not all wet.
Number 2, pythons don't bite
Number 3, the poster and the narrator all of you are not okay..
Bullshii news..
Re: "Passenger In Keke Turns Python, Swallows A Boy In Bonny" - Apostle Paul Umoru by Kylekent59: 9:21pm On Feb 07, 2018
cristianisraeli:

Beloved, on Sunday 4th Feb 2018 a member of our church, while returning home after service around after 1pm joined a keke napep with her four children. She handed over one of the children to a male passenger she met in the keke to help her carry due to lack of enough space. Not long after, the stranger transformed to a large python and was swallowing this young boy right inside the keke in broad day light here in Bonny Island. The head and part of the shoulders of the young boy had already gone into the mouth of the python. On noticing this frightening scene, the boy's mother shouted JESUS!

This made the python to vomit the boy and disappeared leaving some teeth bruises on the boy's body. The boy had fainted but was later revived and prayed over. See picture below showing the teeth of the python on the boy. The lesson here is to ensure you don't handover your child or property to a total stranger. You may never know who you are dealing with. May the Almighty God deliver us from satanic agents of darkness in the name of Jesus Christ!

Online users who found the story amusing - took it out on the pastor as they labelled him a big liar considering the fact that the boy's bones would have been broken in the course of the python swallowing him.

See reactions below;

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/02/pastor-shares-shocking-testimony-about-boy-almost-swallowed-by-python.html



gullible sheeps will fall for this poo..lol

Commandment 2: thou shall not call the name of thy God in vain.

Many are guilty of this.
Imagine any small thing someone will say oh my God!

Even when performing fake miracle they use God's name in vain.
Re: "Passenger In Keke Turns Python, Swallows A Boy In Bonny" - Apostle Paul Umoru by Kylekent59: 9:22pm On Feb 07, 2018
Galantis:
Jeeeesuuu shocked, but took much nollywood can affect your brain. undecided

Commandment 2.
Re: "Passenger In Keke Turns Python, Swallows A Boy In Bonny" - Apostle Paul Umoru by brainhgeek(m): 9:34pm On Feb 07, 2018
Ok. We don hear. I don't know why to believe but I have this to say
1. Snakes don't kill by breaking the bones of their victims. That is not their technique of killing the prey. They wrap themself round the prey to tighten the lungs and prevent breathing thus, killing by suffocating the victim and they swallow head-first incase the prey regains consciousness and tries to escape. So people shouldn't discredit the story on this fact.
2. No snake on record is big enough to swallow human beings. (they might be successful with babies). If you have ever seen one, let us know. The only thing we believe are hearsays. No candid evidence. Its either your grandfather told you or they said it happened I brazil or you believe a photoshoped image from a blogger.
This however makes it naturally impossible for the snake to try to swallow the boy which makes the pastor's story .......hmmmm.
3. The mother didn't see when the man was transforming and had to wait till the snake tried to swallow the boy before waking up from her illusions. There is God o.
My lawd, I rest my case

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Re: "Passenger In Keke Turns Python, Swallows A Boy In Bonny" - Apostle Paul Umoru by TheGrandChemist(m): 9:36pm On Feb 07, 2018
AishaBuhari:
Snake thread is snake thread
[img]https:///media/1-08-2018/_UJxH7.gif[/img]

LoL. See as Lalasticalala they use all his strength they dance. cheesy LoL.
Really love this animation. Nice one.

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