If Churches Were Human Beings.

Catholic:
First son of his mother. Everyone know this yet he likes to rub it on our faces, with all his experience in the world, he still can't hold his shit together. Let his siblings override him, insult him and even bully him. He makes laws on behalf of his parents yet he doesn't abide by these laws. He thinks he's the pride of his parents, he thinks his parents loves him the most, he looks down on his siblings. He had the respect of his siblings but lost it.

Anglican:
Second son of his mother or so he thinks. Behaves like an old man. Always in constant struggle with his eldest brother, very stubborn and does breaks most laws his eldest brother makes. Leader of the rebellion against his brother. Believes what his elder brother can get from the father, he and others can get too. Dresses in same manner with his elder brother.

Presbyterian:
Coy son. Quiet, reserved. The family issue doesn't really concern him. Most times he's backing his second brother against his first. Most times he stands for his eldest brother, he's on the fence most times.

Lord's Chosen:
Black sheep of the family. Glaring mistake, his mother recently told the family she regrets not aborting him. He constantly brings disgrace upon the family. Very stubborn and naive, straight minded. To him, if it's not this it can't be this. And to add, very dirty.

Christ Embassy:
Slay queen in capital letters. Constant headache for the dad. Dresses provocatively. The family is in constant fear that she doesn't get pregnant. To her, nude is the new fashion. Tattoo all over body, she recently started smoking. Number two black sheep of the family.

RCCG:
Beautiful girl. Well behaved, cultured. Envy of the town, role model to younger girls, her failings is her temper, gets angry easily. Her temper can boil egg, she talks carelessly when angry, she tries as much as possible to control her anger issues. She's always in confrontation with her younger sister due to her lifestyle.

Deeper Life:
Slow water run fast. Pretender does the worst. Anyone who looks at her would think she can't hurt a fly. She carries herself as if her feet doesn't touch the ground. Thinks highly of herself. Her black sheep attribute is yet to be discovered.

AG:
More like her sister. Very calculative before she considers an option. Stubborn. She prides herself as the most loved of her parents much to the chagrin of her siblings. She dey do like she nor dey shit.

Winners Chapel:
Slay queen in small letters. Sometimes dresses decent, sometimes indecency is her calling. She understands her sister(RCCG) more that any of her siblings. Her parents fear her sister is influencing her.

Jehovah Witness:
Holier than thou brother. Very secretive and stubborn. Talk less, act more, wicked in a way. All his siblings pray not to cross his way. He hardly forgives, he must pay you back in your own coin.

Latter Day Saint:
Clean, sparkling clean. He is always neat. Talk in whispers and counts his words and steps. No one knows what he's thinking, got a serial killer look. Salvation Ministries:
Up to fashion man, his dress sense is second to none. He has the girls in the neighborhood in his pocket. Fears abound that he might actually be responsible for pregnancies in the neighborhood.

Mountain of fire:
Loudest son of the family. When eating he's shouting. When bathing he's singing at the top of his voice. He can't whisper. Always shouting people names. They took him to hospital to check if he's okay, cause he acts like he's crazy. Maybe he is actually crazy

Sabbath:
Always dreaming and seeing visions. She could be talking with someone and fall into a trance. She always has a prophesy or two for every happening in the house, if a spoon is missing, she will have a prophecy to that effect.

I am..... Asoegwu Kingsley.
#fearless.

I'm feeling you brother. I admire your creativity.