its a long read

i just moved to this place and there is this girl names Susan living around my neighborhood. i see Susan sometimes and we have been saying "hello - hi" to each other for a few months now so i finally approached her to take her out and she agreed. She asked where and what time and i quickly thought about it and wondered that a cinema would be nice for a first date and she agreed. she asked to watch what movie and i said Black Panther (although i had already seen it) and she was happy because she hadn't seen it yet so my mind rested that my quick thinking has finally netted me the babe. we said we will go the next day and i said i will check the time the movie will show and get back to her thereby exchanging contact and feeling fly


fast forward to a few moments after googling i called Susan to update her concerning the time we will be going out and she said she will be able make it but that there is a catch . . . i asked what and she said her friend Esther will like to come along too as she hasn't seen the movie and she was her close friend blah blah blah (in my mind i was like na wah oh, did i do mistake by asking this girl out?), but i agreed happily that Esther can come along if she wants to and i won't mind and she was happy.


the next day i called Susan up 30mins to the time the movie starts to remind her we were going to see a movie (no more date again as Esther has joined the parade) and she said she was already ready self that it was her friend Esther who was delaying because she was on her way to her house first before we start for the cinema. I told her to call me when her friend arrives and she agreed.

Movie starts by 3pm, it was 2:55pm and i was calling Susan back asking where she was as the movie is basically starting in a few minutes and we are already running late and she said she was on her way to my street with Esther. i was confused because it was late and the ladies were already here, if we missed seeing that movie it will require me either hiding my face and rescheduling or taking them both out proper to spend thousands which i wasn't prepared to do

they arrived and i drove like a speed demon arriving at the cinema by 3:20pm, mercifully tickets were remaining and i bought three then we all ran in. When i got it i saw the movie was already long started and the place was filled up. we navigated up and down the aisle then My heart sank . . . no free seats in view. I put on my phone flash and people started hissing . . i boned them, my mind was on overdrive. How can we stand and watch the movie? no free seats?

i spotted one free one and told Susan to grab it (she was my priority) then i and Esther moved further along the rows looking for any other available seats, i miraculously saw two free seats at the last angle and i grabbed it for me and Esther. After sitting down, heaving a sigh of relief and settling into my Cinema Casanova mode, i turned to my left and realized i was in a dilemma

I was sitting with Esther while my catch was Susan . . . wahala dey o. i watched the movie for the first ten minutes in silence watching Esther with my "side eye" and thinking . . .should i tell her to excuse herself and switch places with her friend so i can be with Susan? should i Excuse myself and go to sit at Susan's position so Susan and Esther can sit together to watch the movie and giggle together? should i sit here and giggle with Esther and maintain my champion like a gentleman and count the evening as a total loss (as i am sure if i tried chatting Esther up instead Susan might find out).

I chose the latter option. I was like . . . that if this was a test by Susan to check if my ogede does not use to sit at one place i must pass it. I moodily watched the film a second time with money for no reason, Esther giggled and talked with me a bit but i held back because i thought i had a "bird in hand" and did not want to chase after "whatever was in the bush". after the movie and the first moment Esther met Susan and they whispered something into their ears for a few seconds and i felt fly ... like i passed this test so i was basically souring to the finish line. I was calling Susan twice a day since then to foster familiarity well well as i was supposed to

all that that was 3 days ago, now today i called Susan up to greet her good morning and offered to take her out to see a movie again (as she like film well well, i wan take that one dey draw her leg comot small small) and she agreed to see a nigerian film at the cinema with me. I was happy and told her i will call her back with the time details. I googled the schedule, called her back and told her my findings and guess what? . . . she again told me she will like Esther to come along

now my guys, Esther is mainly Busty but just there (thats why i am chasing her), but now i observed that her good friend Esther has better looking nyash and face. Left for me i can settle for dating any one of them oh so now i am left with these options and questions . . .

Is Susan trying to set me up with Esther? Does Susan thinking i can be their cinema mugu? Can i take them to the cinema late by deliberately delaying to see if the odds will fall in my favor and i am left with one of them after searching for free seats like last time?

or should i just cancel with a lie because i cant imagine us going to see that movie and the three of us sit together, i am now attracted to both of these ladies

so my guys, what do you advise i do? it's like the birds have left the bush and come to daddy. I need one but i can manage both if heaven blesses me with them. body nor be firewood and Konji is knocking at my door ko-ko-ko anyhow these days

This thing is too long Na. Summarize biko.

you're just an undercover MAGA!!!

my brother u b mumu....fvck dis girls b4 dem see anoda guy who can bang dere pussy well.

an0daGuy:
its a long read

i just moved to this place and there is this girl names Susan living around my neighborhood. i see Susan sometimes and we have been saying "hello - hi" to each other for a few months now so i finally approached her to take her out and she agreed. She asked where and what time and i quickly thought about it and wondered that a cinema would be nice for a first date and she agreed. she asked to watch what movie and i said Black Panther (although i had already seen it) and she was happy because she hadn't seen it yet so my mind rested that my quick thinking has finally netted me the babe. we said we will go the next day and i said i will check the time the movie will show and get back to her thereby exchanging contact and feeling fly


fast forward to a few moments after googling i called Susan to update her concerning the time we will be going out and she said she will be able make it but that there is a catch . . . i asked what and she said her friend Esther will like to come along too as she hasn't seen the movie and she was her close friend blah blah blah (in my mind i was like na wah oh, did i do mistake by asking this girl out?), but i agreed happily that Esther can come along if she wants to and i won't mind and she was happy.


the next day i called Susan up 30mins to the time the movie starts to remind her we were going to see a movie (no more date again as Esther has joined the parade) and she said she was already ready self that it was her friend Esther who was delaying because she was on her way to her house first before we start for the cinema. I told her to call me when her friend arrives and she agreed.

Movie starts by 3pm, it was 2:55pm and i was calling Susan back asking where she was as the movie is basically starting in a few minutes and we are already running late and she said she was on her way to my street with Esther. i was confused because it was late and the ladies were already here, if we missed seeing that movie it will require me either hiding my face and rescheduling or taking them both out proper to spend thousands which i wasn't prepared to do

they arrived and i drove like a speed demon arriving at the cinema by 3:20pm, mercifully tickets were remaining and i bought three then we all ran in. When i got it i saw the movie was already long started and the place was filled up. we navigated up and down the aisle then My heart sank . . . no free seats in view. I put on my phone flash and people started hissing . . i boned them, my mind was on overdrive. How can we stand and watch the movie? no free seats?

i spotted one free one and told Susan to grab it (she was my priority) then i and Esther moved further along the rows looking for any other available seats, i miraculously saw two free seats at the last angle and i grabbed it for me and Esther. After sitting down, heaving a sigh of relief and settling into my Cinema Casanova mode, i turned to my left and realized i was in a dilemma

I was sitting with Esther while my catch was Susan . . . wahala dey o. i watched the movie for the first ten minutes in silence watching Esther with my "side eye" and thinking . . .should i tell her to excuse herself and switch places with her friend so i can be with Susan? should i Excuse myself and go to sit at Susan's position so Susan and Esther can sit together to watch the movie and giggle together? should i sit here and giggle with Esther and maintain my champion like a gentleman and count the evening as a total loss (as i am sure if i tried chatting Esther up instead Susan might find out).

I chose the latter option. I was like . . . that if this was a test by Susan to check if my ogede does not use to sit at one place i must pass it. I moodily watched the film a second time with money for no reason, Esther giggled and talked with me a bit but i held back because i thought i had a "bird in hand" and did not want to chase after "whatever was in the bush". after the movie and the first moment Esther met Susan and they whispered something into their ears for a few seconds and i felt fly ... like i passed this test so i was basically souring to the finish line. I was calling Susan twice a day since then to foster familiarity well well as i was supposed to

all that that was 3 days ago, now today i called Susan up to greet her good morning and offered to take her out to see a movie again (as she like film well well, i wan take that one dey draw her leg comot small small) and she agreed to see a nigerian film at the cinema with me. I was happy and told her i will call her back with the time details. I googled the schedule, called her back and told her my findings and guess what? . . . she again told me she will like Esther to come along

now my guys, Esther is mainly Busty but just there (thats why i am chasing her), but now i observed that her good friend Esther has better looking nyash and face. Left for me i can settle for dating any one of them oh so now i am left with these options and questions . . .

Is Susan trying to set me up with Esther? Does Susan thinking i can be their cinema mugu? Can i take them to the cinema late by deliberately delaying to see if the odds will fall in my favor and i am left with one of them after searching for free seats like last time?

or should i just cancel with a lie because i cant imagine us going to see that movie and the three of us sit together, i am now attracted to both of these ladies

so my guys, what do you advise i do? it's like the birds have left the bush and come to daddy. I need one but i can manage both if heaven blesses me with them. body nor be firewood and Konji is knocking at my door ko-ko-ko anyhow these days

I won’t bother spending money to track you, you’ll surely reveal info about you somehow one day, and I will catch you like a scapegoat no matter where you are in this country. Mark my words

ceaseruso:

I won’t bother spending money to track you, you’ll surely reveal info about you somehow one day, and I will catch you like a scapegoat no matter where you are in this country. Mark my words

I will be the one to catch you. don’t mark my own words, experience is better. You will see