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Joke Of The Day by sowotobi: 1:12pm On Apr 30, 2010
A boy and his father visiting from a
third world country were at a mall. They
were amazed by almost everything they
saw, but especially by two shiny, silver
walls that could move apart and back
together again. The boy asked his father,
"What is this, Father?". The father
responded, "Son I have never seen
anything like this in my life, I don't
know what it is!".

While the boy and his father were
watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a
wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls
and pressed a button. The walls opened
and the lady rolled between them into a
small room. The walls closed and the boy
and his father watched small circles of
lights with numbers above the walls light
up. They continued to watch the circles
light up in the reverse direction. The
walls opened up again and a voluptuous
24-year old woman stepped out.

The father said to his son, "Go get your
mother!".
Re: Joke Of The Day by Odunnu: 1:39pm On Apr 30, 2010
Lol. The man like beta thn o!
Re: Joke Of The Day by Odunnu: 1:40pm On Apr 30, 2010
Lol. The man like beta thn o!
Re: Joke Of The Day by onstelly(f): 8:01pm On Apr 30, 2010
roflmao
Re: Joke Of The Day by tobounty(m): 12:19pm On May 01, 2010
lmao the man loves boobs!,
Re: Joke Of The Day by Nobody: 9:17am On May 02, 2010
get your mother sharp sharp. really funny grin
Re: Joke Of The Day by jumaingirl(f): 4:43pm On May 03, 2010
you try
Re: Joke Of The Day by mykali(m): 5:50pm On May 03, 2010
hehehe . . .very funny grin
Re: Joke Of The Day by drax(m): 6:16pm On May 03, 2010
9ice one,aaarrrrrrgggg!!!!
Re: Joke Of The Day by drax(m): 6:24pm On May 03, 2010
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Re: Joke Of The Day by kenypumpin: 12:13pm On May 04, 2010
d papa no gbadun lol
Re: Joke Of The Day by lysaa(f): 12:18pm On May 04, 2010
Y do old men like young women instead of sticking with the one they grew old with.
Re: Joke Of The Day by kenypumpin: 2:35pm On May 04, 2010
tlol @ lysaa, coz they like eja tutu toma tarawon she smiley
Re: Joke Of The Day by StudioCFR(m): 7:40pm On May 04, 2010
lysaa:

Y do old men like young women instead of sticking with the one they grew old with.


hehehe, old men wey no wan retire cheesy

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