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What Is The Average Network Downtime Of A Guy?? by streetdisciple: 1:33pm On Mar 14, 2018
So last weekend I was browsing and after the first session I experienced the normal downtime, but then it took too long for my network to come up, to enable me begin the second session. It took up to 50 minutes and it was kinda embarrassing. I remember back then in my early to mid-20s my network downtime was between 15 – 20 minutes. ( I’m in my late 20’s now)
So I just wanna ask what’s the average down time a guy should have?
Is something wrong with my network? and if yes what’s the solution??



matured responses plssssss!!!!!!

PS: my browsing session last between 10 – 15 minutes (excluding the preps and boot up)

Re: What Is The Average Network Downtime Of A Guy?? by ajoyeleke(m): 1:36pm On Mar 14, 2018
0.10^42.5 hours tongue
Re: What Is The Average Network Downtime Of A Guy?? by don4real18(m): 1:45pm On Mar 14, 2018
It depends on the babe oo... Mine was always 7-10mins until I met one Calabar babe that could bring signal btw 1-2mins cheesy grin
Re: What Is The Average Network Downtime Of A Guy?? by Opentokwowledge: 1:48pm On Mar 14, 2018
It's ok , talk about the effects of ageing... You can improve on your calisthenics and other physical exercises to improve on strength, it works for me...

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Re: What Is The Average Network Downtime Of A Guy?? by QueenSuccubus(f): 1:53pm On Mar 14, 2018
angry

All I tot u were talking about GLO or MTN or Etisalat angry angry angry

Only to crack the code...u were talking about ur KONDO... undecided
Re: What Is The Average Network Downtime Of A Guy?? by Elparaiso(m): 1:53pm On Mar 14, 2018
Hi there, this is Elparaiso from the IT department. If you're experiencing network issues, I'll advise that you manually turn your device on and off, either by yourself or with external help- be careful not to chafe the wiring. As for the server you're trying to connect to, try cunninglingual stimulation, try oscillating the position of your index and middle finger 6cm forward and backwards while rotating said digits inside the port. If declined, accept that logging in will be an issue and give 10 to 15 minutes rest. No kill yourself.
Re: What Is The Average Network Downtime Of A Guy?? by sweetmaami(f): 2:03pm On Mar 14, 2018
if you read this post twice or more before understanding it, congrats!!! You are going to heaven


Lalasticlala what is your average network downtime grin

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Re: What Is The Average Network Downtime Of A Guy?? by gonkin(m): 2:49pm On Mar 14, 2018
50mins downtime. Thats way too long. Maximum is supposed to be 10min down time. But instantaneous works for me then after 2nd browsing session 15min downtime is ok
Re: What Is The Average Network Downtime Of A Guy?? by Nobody: 2:52pm On Mar 14, 2018
don4real18:
It depends on the babe oo... Mine was always 7-10mins until I met one Calabar babe that could bring signal btw 1-2mins cheesy grin
10mins? Your network is seriously poor.
Re: What Is The Average Network Downtime Of A Guy?? by Nobody: 3:00pm On Mar 14, 2018
sweetmaami:
if you read this post twice or more before understanding it, congrats!!! You are going to heaven


Lalasticlala what is your average network downtime grin
Till now am yet to understand. What is he talking about?
Re: What Is The Average Network Downtime Of A Guy?? by marvin906(m): 3:21pm On Mar 14, 2018
mehn my fellow network admin..
dude your network downtime is poor your service provider isnt doing her job well..
my downtime is 5 min after first browsing session..
then after second browsing session it can go for 30 min and above..
due to the amount of data i will be downloading

Re: What Is The Average Network Downtime Of A Guy?? by lenghtinny(m): 3:58pm On Mar 14, 2018
Depends on the network you are using but I heard some drugs speed up internet connection though I don't subscribe to it...
Re: What Is The Average Network Downtime Of A Guy?? by lenghtinny(m): 4:00pm On Mar 14, 2018
marvin906:
mehn my fellow network admin..
dude your network downtime is poor your service provider isnt doing her job well..
my downtime is 5 min after first browsing session..
then after second browsing session it can go for 30 min and above..
due to the amount of data i will be downloading
5 minutes shocked

You must be operating on a 5G internet connection...
Re: What Is The Average Network Downtime Of A Guy?? by don4real18(m): 4:53pm On Mar 14, 2018
NwanyiAwkaetiti:
10mins? Your network is seriously poor.
grin se na food? After round 1 of browsing that takes about 12-18mins, Peter must rest
Re: What Is The Average Network Downtime Of A Guy?? by showgolee(m): 4:57pm On Mar 14, 2018
blame it on the service provider

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