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Re: "These Cucumbers Are Better Than 90% Of Men" - Lady Says, But Gets Blasted by Dcholeric: 4:15pm On Mar 16, 2018

like someone once said "never eat a cucumber when you visit a Lady".
grin

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Re: "These Cucumbers Are Better Than 90% Of Men" - Lady Says, But Gets Blasted by allanphash7(m): 4:17pm On Mar 16, 2018

Ok. Thank you

Reelmii:
cucumber is yam that grows on a tree in sambisa forest

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Re: "These Cucumbers Are Better Than 90% Of Men" - Lady Says, But Gets Blasted by JKisOK(m): 4:24pm On Mar 16, 2018

Take the cucumber home to your daddy, now, let it pay your dowry and walk you down the aisle! Daughter of Jezebel....

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Re: "These Cucumbers Are Better Than 90% Of Men" - Lady Says, But Gets Blasted by Ellabae(f): 4:36pm On Mar 16, 2018

Lots of things men do that cucumber can't do. But men nor get chill at all. See how them disgrace the girl. Legendary ashewo. Na wa.

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Re: "These Cucumbers Are Better Than 90% Of Men" - Lady Says, But Gets Blasted by chucs: 4:38pm On Mar 16, 2018

Nah mgba ji go fit u well. Enjoy ur well my dear.

Re: "These Cucumbers Are Better Than 90% Of Men" - Lady Says, But Gets Blasted by Wiseonetemmy(m): 4:39pm On Mar 16, 2018

Very soon it will be yam tuber they will prefer.

Re: "These Cucumbers Are Better Than 90% Of Men" - Lady Says, But Gets Blasted by Sardonicus: 4:51pm On Mar 16, 2018

biacan:
That's a lie there is this thing you feel once it's in you it feels everywhere and make you wonder if you're in another planet

What I'm I saying self please this is not my hand writing

I know exactly how it feels. It's just like tickling but more intense.
The bigger the d1ck, the more intense it feels. It can make you tremble and loose control.
That does not sound like fun to me.

Re: "These Cucumbers Are Better Than 90% Of Men" - Lady Says, But Gets Blasted by Nobody: 4:58pm On Mar 16, 2018

PSTEMMA1960:
ok oh, i wish u all the best my dear, when it's time 4u to settle down maritally, may cucumber be ur portion.. Oya shout amen..

You are high

Re: "These Cucumbers Are Better Than 90% Of Men" - Lady Says, But Gets Blasted by streamsofjoy(f): 5:01pm On Mar 16, 2018

Neochemist:
Hmm.
She must of tasted of the 3.8 billion men in the world, for her to come to a conclusion that 90% of them, amounting to 3.6 billion are worse than those cucumbers.
The shortest duration of sex is 5 minutes and thats a quickie. If she had a quickie with 3.6billion men. That will be 18trillion minutes, which is the same as 571 years.
How foolish of a lady who is barely 40 years to come to such conclusion.
Some set of dunce are just getting popular by posting trash.

Why e pain una like this na?

Re: "These Cucumbers Are Better Than 90% Of Men" - Lady Says, But Gets Blasted by funkemary(f): 5:08pm On Mar 16, 2018

Its not her fault. Maybe all the men she knows are the one with carrot size and she actually preferred cucumber size but couldn't see a man with such size. Lols... This is not my real face ooo

Re: "These Cucumbers Are Better Than 90% Of Men" - Lady Says, But Gets Blasted by PSTEMMA1960(m): 5:16pm On Mar 16, 2018

RuthDaniels:
You are high

high on what？ grin

Re: "These Cucumbers Are Better Than 90% Of Men" - Lady Says, But Gets Blasted by Queenserah26(f): 5:26pm On Mar 16, 2018

You are on your own o

Re: "These Cucumbers Are Better Than 90% Of Men" - Lady Says, But Gets Blasted by Nobody: 5:27pm On Mar 16, 2018

PSTEMMA1960:
high on what？

Expired Kunu maybe

Re: "These Cucumbers Are Better Than 90% Of Men" - Lady Says, But Gets Blasted by PSTEMMA1960(m): 5:31pm On Mar 16, 2018

RuthDaniels:
Expired Kunu maybe

u are funny, and the irony of it now is that i am even drinking my cold kunu with pork meat..

u are highly invited..

Re: "These Cucumbers Are Better Than 90% Of Men" - Lady Says, But Gets Blasted by Nobody: 5:51pm On Mar 16, 2018

AntiBrutus:
Men hate to be criticised.
They hate to take corrections or advice, definitely not on sexually related matters.

Just look at how they are all insulting her with their favorite word. Though 90% is a whole lot, but she is right that lots of men are not as good as they assume they are.

How u take know? What experience do you have beyond idly tapping the shaft of virility carvings? angry

Re: "These Cucumbers Are Better Than 90% Of Men" - Lady Says, But Gets Blasted by AlwaysUltraPad: 6:20pm On Mar 16, 2018

donstan18:
She's one of them.

After changing their pussy from normal street size to federal express road, they'll look for an innocent man to call "Tiny"

Re: "These Cucumbers Are Better Than 90% Of Men" - Lady Says, But Gets Blasted by AlwaysUltraPad: 6:23pm On Mar 16, 2018

AntiBrutus:
Men hate to be criticised.
They hate to take corrections or advice, definitely not on sexually related matters.

Just look at how they are all insulting her with their favorite word. Though 90% is a whole lot, but she is right that lots of men are not as good as they assume they are.

your search hasn't really been successful. Don't worry, you'll meet that man very soon.

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Re: "These Cucumbers Are Better Than 90% Of Men" - Lady Says, But Gets Blasted by Kolabalogun(m): 6:27pm On Mar 16, 2018

just imagine this!!! and some of her mate are here this morning begging guys to marry as many girls as possible just to curb the problem of inadequate husband.

Re: "These Cucumbers Are Better Than 90% Of Men" - Lady Says, But Gets Blasted by Femijohn198: 6:32pm On Mar 16, 2018

men should be careful of the women they married

Re: "These Cucumbers Are Better Than 90% Of Men" - Lady Says, But Gets Blasted by Peterpanny: 6:49pm On Mar 16, 2018

laydoh:
proof

day drink cold water steady steady day find proof.when you reach 50 years i will show you the proof.

Re: "These Cucumbers Are Better Than 90% Of Men" - Lady Says, But Gets Blasted by Peterpanny: 6:51pm On Mar 16, 2018

Achorise:
For rea?
please what else does?

yea for real bro.stop it for 2 months and you will understand me better.

Re: "These Cucumbers Are Better Than 90% Of Men" - Lady Says, But Gets Blasted by Achorise: 7:33pm On Mar 16, 2018

Peterpanny:
yea for real bro.stop it for 2 months and you will understand me better.

Thank you for this information. I'm stating right now.

Re: "These Cucumbers Are Better Than 90% Of Men" - Lady Says, But Gets Blasted by Kokaine(m): 7:34pm On Mar 16, 2018

Peterpanny:
if you are man and you still drink cold water pls stop for the sake of your preek.cold water day kill preek.

na true?

Re: "These Cucumbers Are Better Than 90% Of Men" - Lady Says, But Gets Blasted by SlayerForever: 7:42pm On Mar 16, 2018

biacan:
That's a lie there is this thing you feel once it's in you it feels everywhere and make you wonder if you're in another planet

What I'm I saying self please this is not my hand writing

Obviously you talk too much. Just the other day you were on about how you were a virgin and inexperienced. Now this.

Re: "These Cucumbers Are Better Than 90% Of Men" - Lady Says, But Gets Blasted by biacan(f): 8:03pm On Mar 16, 2018

SlayerForever:

Obviously you talk too much. Just the other day you were on about how you were a virgin and inexperienced. Now this.

For the that I say so many things about sex doesn't mean I do have sex cool

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Re: "These Cucumbers Are Better Than 90% Of Men" - Lady Says, But Gets Blasted by Olifiz(m): 8:32pm On Mar 16, 2018

QueenSuccubus:

She shud step her game up ..I will send her some hybrid bitter gourd

Locally grown..At least with its unique shapes she will enjoy to the fullest & after she can make a soup

I just read ur bashing and being bashed on one thread like that about ladies in their thirties not suitable for marriage. N now u recommending a veggie. Continue.

Have a nice eve

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Re: "These Cucumbers Are Better Than 90% Of Men" - Lady Says, But Gets Blasted by ikorodureporta: 9:31pm On Mar 16, 2018

Re: "These Cucumbers Are Better Than 90% Of Men" - Lady Says, But Gets Blasted by Nobody: 9:39pm On Mar 16, 2018

oyb:

How u take know? What experience do you have beyond idly tapping the shaft of virility carvings?

I think it is no news that a large number of women fake orgasm. Who have they been having sex with, the self acclaimed endowed men?

Meanwhile, why is it that when women talk about sex, the only defense your gender comes up with, is that they have tasted every deeek? Did they have to taste all the pussies before concluding lots of women are lazy in bed?

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Re: "These Cucumbers Are Better Than 90% Of Men" - Lady Says, But Gets Blasted by Peterpanny: 10:59pm On Mar 16, 2018

Kokaine:
na true?

true talk bro.

Re: "These Cucumbers Are Better Than 90% Of Men" - Lady Says, But Gets Blasted by Peterpanny: 11:03pm On Mar 16, 2018

Achorise:
Thank you for this information. I'm stating right now.

better do bro.i stop talking cold stuff since 2012.and believe you me my sex life has been fantastic,no joint pain and unnecessary pain.

Re: "These Cucumbers Are Better Than 90% Of Men" - Lady Says, But Gets Blasted by SlayerForever: 11:46pm On Mar 16, 2018

biacan:
For the that I say so many things about sex doesn't mean I do have sex

It's not me you're lying for sistá.

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