omoadeleye:
To be sincere, my brain alws interpret "burial" as "Buhari" i will have to go back to read the topic again wen it sounds nonsense to me..


R.I.P

Na so

omoadeleye:
To be sincere, my brain alws interpret "burial" as "Buhari" i will have to go back to read the topic again wen it sounds nonsense to me..


R.I.P

It also happened to me

eTECTIVe:
Which one is drowned to death again.. Do Ppl drown to coma before? And from frying pan to fire.. Got drowned kwa!! He didn't get drowned, he simply drowned ..


U are even dumber dan d OP... So one can die and still b in coma too abi. To drown is to die by submersion in water... U shld b very sure of ur facts before poking ur nose where it does not belong and end up embarassing urself.
I was jus catching some fun because I'm sure it was jus an innocent mistake but urs is simply a case of crass ignorance..

English dey tire this Op too.

People drown, they don't get drowned.

Djyucee1:
Rest in peace Bro. Kelechi elendu is my blood brother.

sori for ur loss bro

Please, Do not dive into rivers, streams and other water bodies if you don't know how to swim. Water is a good [b][/b]Master but a bad [b][/b]Servant.
During my University days, 200L precisely, I joined a group of Church brethren to a river in a town in Enugu North, Nigeria. We got there quite early so that we could swim for a long time before going home. We were lucky enough to meet a villager who showed us the shallow and deep spots. We all changed to our swimming wears, and my friends dived into the water and were enjoying the free gift of nature. Meanwhile, I was standing few meters away from the river as the noise from its splashes sent chills down my spine. I decided to join them anyway, being conscious of the deep parts. At exactly 4pm, we decided to go back to the coaster bus we came with, in preparation for our journey back home. Half way down the road where our bus was located, one of us quietly deceived seven of us back to the river without the notice of others. I went with them and we continued swimming. It was all fun until I was challenged to swim past a deep part. Just at the middle of the spot, I sank. I struggled to call for help but the more I opened my mouth, the more water I gulp in. It was a terrible experience.
After the much struggle, I gave up and I was going down. There, I thought of my family, my obituary and the ugly story that will trail my death. I cried bitterly. On the other side, the other six guys were planning on going back to where our coaster bus was parked.
Miraculously, in the midst of my travail, I saw faintly, the leg of a guy swimming out and I held onto it with all my strength. He was struggling, shouting and people came to help. As he was dragged out, I came out with him.
That was how I escaped death.

sampatdikachi:
Please, Do not dive into rivers, streams and other water bodies if you don't know how to swim. Water is a good [b][/b]Master but a bad [b][/b]Servant.
During my University days, 200L precisely, I joined a group of Church brethren to a river in a town in Enugu North, Nigeria. We got there quite early so that we could swim for a long time before going home. We were lucky enough to meet a villager who showed us the shallow and deep spots. We all changed to our swimming wears, and my friends dived into the water and were enjoying the free gift of nature. Meanwhile, I was standing few meters away from the river as the noise from its splashes sent chills down my spine. I decided to join them anyway, being conscious of the deep parts. At exactly 4pm, we decided to go back to the coaster bus we came with, in preparation for our journey back home. Half way down the road where our bus was located, one of us quietly deceived seven of us back to the river without the notice of others. I went with them and we continued swimming. It was all fun until I was challenged to swim past a deep part. Just at the middle of the spot, I sank. I struggled to call for help but the more I opened my mouth, the more water I gulp in. It was a terrible experience.
After the much struggle, I gave up and I was going down. There, I thought of my family, my obituary and the ugly story that will trail my death. I cried bitterly. On the other side, the other six guys were planning on going back to where our coaster bus was parked.
Miraculously, in the midst of my travail, I saw faintly, the leg of a guy swimming out and I held onto it with all my strength. He was struggling, shouting and people came to help. As he was dragged out, I came out with him.
That was how I escaped death.

Hmmmm...your God knew it wasn't your time to go home. But u have 9 lives indeed... What a close shave...

R.I.P IKENGA

RIP in GP's blossom.
SO mi bro.

MTDTLYGY.

sampatdikachi:
Please, Do not dive into rivers, streams and other water bodies if you don't know how to swim. Water is a good [b][/b]Master but a bad [b][/b]Servant.
During my University days, 200L precisely, I joined a group of Church brethren to a river in a town in Enugu North, Nigeria. We got there quite early so that we could swim for a long time before going home. We were lucky enough to meet a villager who showed us the shallow and deep spots. We all changed to our swimming wears, and my friends dived into the water and were enjoying the free gift of nature. Meanwhile, I was standing few meters away from the river as the noise from its splashes sent chills down my spine. I decided to join them anyway, being conscious of the deep parts. At exactly 4pm, we decided to go back to the coaster bus we came with, in preparation for our journey back home. Half way down the road where our bus was located, one of us quietly deceived seven of us back to the river without the notice of others. I went with them and we continued swimming. It was all fun until I was challenged to swim past a deep part. Just at the middle of the spot, I sank. I struggled to call for help but the more I opened my mouth, the more water I gulp in. It was a terrible experience.
After the much struggle, I gave up and I was going down. There, I thought of my family, my obituary and the ugly story that will trail my death. I cried bitterly. On the other side, the other six guys were planning on going back to where our coaster bus was parked.
Miraculously, in the midst of my travail, I saw faintly, the leg of a guy swimming out and I held onto it with all my strength. He was struggling, shouting and people came to help. As he was dragged out, I came out with him.
That was how I escaped death.

I don laugh tire. Go give testimony u were very very lucky. This na pure miracle no be one wey I dey hear for church regularly

Djyucee1:
Rest in peace Bro. Kelechi elendu is my blood brother.

Sorry about your loss.
He is also our broda.
1L

Respect55:
Still baffles me how people dive into water knowing fully that they can't swim

When you smoke 10wraps of weed, you'll understand how an ocean transforms to a bucket of water in a minute.

WeirdWolf:


I don laugh tire. Go give testimony u were very very lucky. This na pure miracle no be one wey I dey hear for church regularly

Lol.. Thank you. To bath with big bucket of water dey fear me now sef

BdorianGray:


Hmmmm...your God knew it wasn't your time to go home. But u have 9 lives indeed... What a close shave...

I tell you. I keep telling people this story.

eTECTIVe:
Which one is drowned to death again.. Do Ppl drown to coma before? And from frying pan to fire.. Got drowned kwa!! He didn't get drowned, he simply drowned ..


U are even dumber dan d OP... So one can die and still b in coma too abi. To drown is to die by submersion in water... U shld b very sure of ur facts before poking ur nose where it does not belong and end up embarassing urself.
I was jus catching some fun because I'm sure it was jus an innocent mistake but urs is simply a case of crass ignorance..

.
Abeg pity the dude

sampatdikachi:
Please, Do not dive into rivers, streams and other water bodies if you don't know how to swim. Water is a good [b][/b]Master but a bad [b][/b]Servant.
During my University days, 200L precisely, I joined a group of Church brethren to a river in a town in Enugu North, Nigeria. We got there quite early so that we could swim for a long time before going home. We were lucky enough to meet a villager who showed us the shallow and deep spots. We all changed to our swimming wears, and my friends dived into the water and were enjoying the free gift of nature. Meanwhile, I was standing few meters away from the river as the noise from its splashes sent chills down my spine. I decided to join them anyway, being conscious of the deep parts. At exactly 4pm, we decided to go back to the coaster bus we came with, in preparation for our journey back home. Half way down the road where our bus was located, one of us quietly deceived seven of us back to the river without the notice of others. I went with them and we continued swimming. It was all fun until I was challenged to swim past a deep part. Just at the middle of the spot, I sank. I struggled to call for help but the more I opened my mouth, the more water I gulp in. It was a terrible experience.
After the much struggle, I gave up and I was going down. There, I thought of my family, my obituary and the ugly story that will trail my death. I cried bitterly. On the other side, the other six guys were planning on going back to where our coaster bus was parked.
Miraculously, in the midst of my travail, I saw faintly, the leg of a guy swimming out and I held onto it with all my strength. He was struggling, shouting and people came to help. As he was dragged out, I came out with him.
That was how I escaped death.

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I pity the guy u grabbed his leg. One lesson I have learnt about saving a drowning man...Do not let him grab you, else both of u might likely get drowned. The truth is, at that point anything he holds unto, he doesn't let go.
The best way to save a drowning man is to grab him from behind (be sure u're holding both hands to his body) or u can also be pushing him from behind.
WARNING: If u're not VERY good in swimming please do not near a drowning man, just help him to be calling for help.

...Rest in Peace brother, the Nursing profession will miss you and our generation at large

eTECTIVe:
Which one is drowned to death again.. Do Ppl drown to coma before? And from frying pan to fire.. Got drowned kwa!! He didn't get drowned, he simply drowned ..


U are even dumber dan d OP... So one can die and still b in coma too abi. To drown is to die by submersion in water... U shld b very sure of ur facts before poking ur nose where it does not belong and end up embarassing urself.
I was jus catching some fun because I'm sure it was jus an innocent mistake but urs is simply a case of crass ignorance..

You really need to educate yourself more.
Not sure if truly you are this dumb in real life or you are just practicing how to be dumb on social media.

madgoat:

You really need to educate yourself more.
Not sure if truly you are this dumb in real life or you are just practicing how to be dumb on social media.

Shame no gree u abi.. Instead of staying mute nd owning up to ur stupidity u're still proving beyond reasonable doubt wat a dumtard U are. Provide proof of how u can drown nd b in coma or foreva remain a madgoat...

The cult guy?

Atiku2019:
RIP Brothers

GP CV

awai

Gkemz:


When you smoke 10wraps of weed, you'll understand how an ocean transforms to a bucket of water in a minute.

It's just unfortunate

eTECTIVe:
Which one is drowned to death again.. Do Ppl drown to coma before? And from frying pan to fire.. Got drowned kwa!! He didn't get drowned, he simply drowned ..


U are even dumber dan d OP... So one can die and still b in coma too abi. To drown is to die by submersion in water... U shld b very sure of ur facts before poking ur nose where it does not belong and end up embarassing urself.
I was jus catching some fun because I'm sure it was jus an innocent mistake but urs is simply a case of crass ignorance..

Just like saying beheaded to death