DIARY OF AN ORGASM!
Forget Kim kardashian and the family’s plastic ‘nkiru’.....
This is the real deal! .
The ‘timber and caliber’ that Nigerians often speak about.
Naomi had set my soul on a burning something.
I think she was the one ‘that God saw and behold it was very good’.
A product of 3 days dry fasting.
3 nights of nocturnal chatting.
2 days of 1 month data plan .....
and my hope of feeding for the next 7 days.

Since the days of Owambe and wedding committee, eyes have not seen such level of planning , proper execution and tactical operation.
They must have seen war if this girl walks freely on the streets of warsaw.
Babe was every bit a queen sheba meeting a solomon .
“ my dad is a polish royal prince and he owns three banks”
Whayasay?! See peniaphobia o .
We chatted more often and opened up ourselves ; sharing everything from childhood pictures to ‘ adult’ ones .

7th of July, 2 weeks after my infamous fasting and prayer.
Switched on laptop , opened my mail.
“ Baby , please I have a little problem. My dad was involved in a crime. I need 300 dollars to bail him out . Prove to me that you love me “

Angel Gabriel must have opened the parlor door of heaven to find out who shouted “ Jesus” in such manner.
Earth that didnt have form again ?
Digestive biscuit in my mouth tasted like unleavened bread.
“Ok”
Let me at least say something while my brain reboots.
“ my account number - ***********96 . Bank of poland . Just wire it through western union”
Tueh ! Tpshfaaaaa!!!
Did i just hear ‘ wire ‘? From a 19 year old polish girl ?
Wire wire . 9ice’s living things.
Bank of poland .... chai !!!! .... famous guys in the business will be shaking their head now .
Closing of laptop . Bang !
Village witches . Zaam!
One of them lifted up mine eyes to the top of the table where my garri , groundnut and ant infested sugar lay .... what guts !

There was great dancing and rejoicing among the brethren of the coven .....
As for that ‘19 year old royal princess of Poland’ , we will see after rapture !