A farmer was sitting in a bar getting drunk.


A man came in and asked the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on
this beautiful day, getting drunk?"?


The farmer shook his head and replied, "Some things you just can't
explain." "So what happened that's so horrible?", the man asked as he
sat down next to the farmer.


"Well," the farmer said, "today I was sitting by my cow, milking her.
Just as I got the bucket full, she lifted her left leg and kicked
over the
bucket." "Okay", said the man "but that's not so bad."


"Some things you just can't explain," the farmer replied "I took her
left leg and tied it to the post on the left. Well, I sat back down
and
continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket full, she took her
right
leg and kicked over the bucket." The man laughed and said, "Again?"


The farmer replied, "Some things you just can't explain. I took her
right leg this time and tied it to the post on the right. Well I sat
back down
and began milking her again. Just as I got the bucket full, the stupid
cow knocked over the bucket with her tail. Some things you just can't
explain."



"So, what did you do?" the man asked. "Well," the farmer said, "I
didn't
have anymore rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the
rafter.


At that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked
in,


Some things you just can't explain."??