Iamkuttie:

Meanwhile...

*At Barca's Dressing Room*

Suarez: Man, Y'll see what Ronaldo did yestday?

Iniesta: That guy is a super human.

Dembele: How i wishe i can play with him!

Alba: Yes my brother, itz much better to play with him than against him, Pique will tell you more.

Pique: *eye him and hissed*

*Messi entered*

Rakitic: hey Messi, you saw that bicycle kick from Ronaldo yestday...??

Messi: Yeah i saw it, whats so special about it?

Coutinho: Hian, Messi...
For once forget the rivalry and appreciate whats good.

Messi: You guys should just stop the hype.
If you guys wan't me to score such goal times two, i will do that!!

All: Yeah, we want you.
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*Few minutes Later...*

Messi: ...

Kai why this now

Ajeborhustler1:
you haven't made sense

You must be the jar jar binks of your clan. Oh well

onyxo76:
Must one go such a club? when i can hang out and eat a good meal of grilled fish and potato chips at a joint in Surulere for such an amount.

Guy, God bless you. Wetin i find for club?

Even olosho girls dey for bar and joint..

So what do you need to go a club for?

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Iamkuttie:

Meanwhile...

*At Barca's Dressing Room*

Suarez: Man, Y'll see what Ronaldo did yestday?

Iniesta: That guy is a super human.

Dembele: How i wishe i can play with him!

Alba: Yes my brother, itz much better to play with him than against him, Pique will tell you more.

Pique: *eye him and hissed*

*Messi entered*

Rakitic: hey Messi, you saw that bicycle kick from Ronaldo yestday...??

Messi: Yeah i saw it, whats so special about it?

Coutinho: Hian, Messi...
For once forget the rivalry and appreciate whats good.

Messi: You guys should just stop the hype.
If you guys wan't me to score such goal times two, i will do that!!

All: Yeah, we want you.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
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*Few minutes Later...*

Messi: ...

Lmao the last part with the picture is so hilarious

mantosa:


I don't think he will. His expenses are literally electricity and security. Shina Peller is selling fantasy and fantasy sells.

How much you think is annual rent for that location? Even if he owns the property, he should pay rent to himself.

How much is waiter paid?

How much is their bouncers paid?

Lightening and ac maintenance

So much dead debt in club biz

CSTR1002:

I have always thought so too. The IPhone was not designed for the african market.

It cost far more than it is worth.

I am sure the folks at Apple HQ would be amused at these buyers from the african continent. They rely on Bill gates for polio vaccines but can afford a phone of $800.

I would laugh my head off if i was an american working at Apple. Africans are funding my american existence.

I agree with all you wrote.

The White man has marvelled at the Black man for 500 years. There is no end to our foolishness.

naptu2:
Same person that said she has an iphone and used it to take pictures of "clean Lagos".

www.nairaland.com/attachments/6926779_20180404102117_jpege34dba05d6c10de97eb7b1a1e459db25

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Hahahahahaha! Naptu did research ooo

AK481:


How much you think is annual rent for that location? Even if he owns the property, he should pay rent to himself.

How much is waiter paid?

How much is their bouncers paid?

Lightening and ac maintenance

So much dead debt in club biz

When I mean his expenses are electricity and security, I mean that what he pays more for.

He owns the building. Nigeria first purpose built club.

Most waiters end low, they make more from tips and extortion when you are drunk.

Bouncers - under security.

He does maintenance twice in a year when he renovates. Every other maintenance are now expensive.

I know how club business run. Shina Peller is cashing out.

Come along and click the signature if you wanna get first class free tutorials and tools that matches all kind of hustle..... If you know you know.

IamaNigerianGuy:
Nigerians are really a dull lot. Always drawing the wrong conclusions. There lesson to be learned here is not "I must be rich" but, "God please deliver me from foolishness"

Sina Peller will make me buy water for 3k ? I will like to see the jazz he uses.

Youth abroad discovering, inventing, advancing . The ones here take delight in drinking expensive water and buying overpriced phones.

Let me say it here straight up : If you use an iPhone (bought it, borrowed it, stole it, I don't care) and you earn less than 400k a month or you don't own your own land and house, THERE. IS. SOMETHING. WRONG. WITH. YOU.
The iPhone is not for the African market dumbo.

U deserve a medal, very intelligent dude

I don't just get it when ppl brag about wasting resources

IamaNigerianGuy:
Nigerians are really a dull lot. Always drawing the wrong conclusions. There lesson to be learned here is not "I must be rich" but, "God please deliver me from foolishness"

Sina Peller will make me buy water for 3k ? I will like to see the jazz he uses.

Youth abroad discovering, inventing, advancing . The ones here take delight in drinking expensive water and buying overpriced phones.

Let me say it here straight up : If you use an iPhone (bought it, borrowed it, stole it, I don't care) and you earn less than 400k a month or you don't own your own land and house, THERE. IS. SOMETHING. WRONG. WITH. YOU.
The iPhone is not for the African market dumbo.

U deserve a medal, very intelligent dude

I don't just get it when ppl brag about wasting resources.
95 % of ppl at such clubs don't earn money legit, u can't find a dangote there.

IamaNigerianGuy:
Nigerians are really a dull lot. Always drawing the wrong conclusions. There lesson to be learned here is not "I must be rich" but, "God please deliver me from foolishness"

Sina Peller will make me buy water for 3k ? I will like to see the jazz he uses.

Youth abroad discovering, inventing, advancing . The ones here take delight in drinking expensive water and buying overpriced phones.

Let me say it here straight up : If you use an iPhone (bought it, borrowed it, stole it, I don't care) and you earn less than 400k a month or you don't own your own land and house, THERE. IS. SOMETHING. WRONG. WITH. YOU.
The iPhone is not for the African market dumbo.

Like my favourite rapper said “how do you have a lambo and a landlord ? “

mantosa:
Table water is 5k on weekends at Quilox. Weekdays 3k.

Shina Peller is freaking cashing out!

You said it as it is. If you mistakenly go there during a weekend when Ambode or Obagool / Martins are around, you definitely might not be welcome as a seasonal guests. Quilox has a standard from day 1, their doors are not opened for everyone.

Proudlyngwa:


We are used to it bro, but your post not hitting front page is good atimes as trolls have taken over front page, if you want reasonable discussion, build up a network of followers and mention them, when you bring up a post.

That's exactly what I will do now. I think the admins of this place should check out reddit once a while and get to see the difference.

So far both iPhone and G-wagon are invented by a man like me and not created by God, I no fit flaunt am even if I get them plenty. The world's HQ of stupidity and insecurity is Lagos,Nigeria coordinated by overnight millionaires (olosho and G-boys dem).

Hypocrite you don ever give begger money?

IamaNigerianGuy:
Nigerians are really a dull lot. Always drawing the wrong conclusions. There lesson to be learned here is not "I must be rich" but, "God please deliver me from foolishness"

Sina Peller will make me buy water for 3k ? I will like to see the jazz he uses.

Youth abroad discovering, inventing, advancing . The ones here take delight in drinking expensive water and buying overpriced phones.

Let me say it here straight up : If you use an iPhone (bought it, borrowed it, stole it, I don't care) and you earn less than 400k a month or you don't own your own land and house, THERE. IS. SOMETHING. WRONG. WITH. YOU.
The iPhone is not for the African market dumbo.

My dear kpele e no concern you wetin person dey use no compare anyone for this life some be stars dem still dey pay rent everything get its time

My own Be say make sure you focus on your shit leave the rest for your conscience we fit borrow you if you no have the babe wan malign the business you can tell by her posts

Everyone is rich or broke at simultaneous times in their life it’s not a permanent status unless you choose to be you must hustle what you know how much is the phone how much is it to buy land in Lagos use your sense abeg your dulling your village

99.9% of social media stories that begin with "So.." are lies.

nitt:
That's y u can never see the kinds of zuckerberg or oprah doing such stupid tinzzz

Na insecure pipl and those battling complex full dere

Iphone ko x wagon ni

Mtcheeu!

True talk... Trying to keep up with the Joneses...

ItzBIM:


Like my favourite rapper said “how do you have a lambo and a landlord ? “

Wise words.

IAmSkinny:

That's exactly what I will do now. I think the admins of this place should check out reddit once a while and get to see the difference.

Reddit is too unserious for me, I prefer quora

hmm...I was at Quilox yesterday (and several other times before then) but I don't have an iPhone nor a G Wagon. Just wondering where this is coming from. Oya Shina Peller over to you o?

Proudlyngwa:

Reddit is too unserious for me, I prefer quora

I haven't tried quora sha. But I think reddit is very strict o. They can ban ehn.

IAmSkinny:

I haven't tried quora sha. But I think reddit is very strict o. They can ban ehn.

Reddit needs to work on their site navigation.
Try Quora, you will love it

Lmao!
Actually made me laugh. �

P:S
NL should update and allow smileys/ emoticons appear along with comments, sick of the limited smileys we have here.

Rebsy:
hmm...I was at Quilox yesterday (and several other times before then) but I don't have an iPhone nor a G Wagon. Just wondering where this is coming from. Oya Shina Peller over to you o?

Maybe you always rush in when the security is distracted

Gerrard59:


Not your money. Why should it be your problem? For instance, there are persons who desire to reside in certain areas and they plan achieving their dream. That they desire to own a house does not mean they will get one anywhere. Tiwa Savage recently bought a house in Lekki, does it mean she could not have done same in Ketu? No. But I'm 99% sure she owned an iPhone before the house purchase.

So I ask, was something wrong with Tiwa Savage?

Nothing is wrong with Tiwa; but this is not about Tiwa. Tiwa is doing well by any global standard; my post was directed at those who feel the need to keep up with the Joneses.

coolh3ad:



She is telling nothing but TRUTH.....

It will be hard for me to be live because last year December, I took a Taxify there, I entered without issue, doe I was been steered at. I look round and left almost immediately. I didn't even sit. All these lies was wat I wanted to confirm my self. some are slightly true but most are exaggerated and part are lies.

agohmamuda:


It will be hard for me to be live because last year December, I took a Taxify there, I entered without issue, doe I was been steered at. I look round and left almost immediately. I didn't even sit. All these lies was wat I wanted to confirm my self. some are slightly true but most are exaggerated and part are lies.

At what time of the day did you go there sir?. Secondly, you didn't buy anything so there is no way you will be able to know the prices of drinks sold there....

coolh3ad:


At what time of the day did you go there sir?. Secondly, you didn't buy anything so there is no way you will be able to know the prices of drinks sold there....

Day time actually. And I did saw their price list. That's why I said some are true why some are exaggerated and most LIES.