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My Perfect Woman. by Dimka76(m): 2:25pm On May 08, 2010
My perfect woman wont insist on tagging along when I want to hang out with the boys and start scowling when I hit the booze!

My perfect woman won't always say ''you don't know what you want''.

My perfect woman won't badger me to change, change, change.

My perfect woman won't start 3rd world war just becos I smoke cigar.

My perfect woman will say sorry when she hurts me.

My perfect woman won't tell my friend I am immature.

My perfect woman won't be irritated when I am down with malaria and throw up evrywhere.

My perfect woman won't be so insecure.

My perfect woman listens to me, not her brother.
Re: My Perfect Woman. by Nobody: 2:27pm On May 08, 2010
good luck with ya search grin
Re: My Perfect Woman. by Spyker: 2:47pm On May 08, 2010
May be you should go to the USA or Europe and clone your perfect woman to your specification. Then after that, you marry your zombie. tongue
Re: My Perfect Woman. by Nobody: 3:02pm On May 08, 2010
Are u perfect? Wake up poster there is notin like perfect in d world.
Re: My Perfect Woman. by iice(f): 3:04pm On May 08, 2010
Awww grin
Re: My Perfect Woman. by Pweety4me(f): 3:07pm On May 08, 2010
Dimka 76:

My perfect woman wont insist on tagging along when I want to hang out with the boys and start scowling when I hit the booze!

My perfect woman won't always say ''you don't know what you want''.

My perfect woman won't[i] badger me to change, change, change.[/i]

My perfect woman won't start 3rd world war just becos I smoke cigar.

My perfect woman will say sorry when she hurts me.

My perfect woman won't tell my friend I am immature.

My perfect woman won't be[i] irritated when I am down with malaria and throw up evrywhere.[/i]

My perfect woman won't be so insecure.

My perfect woman listens to me, not her brother.



I think these r the things your in-perfect woman is doing or is like now right abi?if that's d case then i don't think dat's exactly your 'perfect woman' but how u would like your 'present'? woman 2 be like.
Re: My Perfect Woman. by Freiburger(m): 3:31pm On May 08, 2010
@ poster
Dude forget it, there is nothing like a perfect woman in our world, we all are only trying to cope with what we 've got, just exactly the same way the ladies are trying to cope coz there is likewise on perfect man.
Re: My Perfect Woman. by Dimka76(m): 3:41pm On May 08, 2010
Well I can wish abi? @spyker I no ask you for wife o. How you know say I no dey USA?

I said ''my'' perfect, not the perfect. Cant a guy muse again!
Re: My Perfect Woman. by Spyker: 4:30pm On May 08, 2010
Dimka 76:

Well I can wish abi? @spyker I no ask you for wife o. How you know say I no dey USA?

I said ''my'' perfect, not the perfect. Cant a guy muse again!

So you don beg.
Re: My Perfect Woman. by base10: 5:07pm On May 08, 2010
Dimka 76:

My perfect woman wont insist on tagging along when I want to hang out with the boys and start scowling when I hit the booze!

My perfect woman won't always say ''you don't know what you want''.

My perfect woman won't badger me to change, change, change.

My perfect woman won't start 3rd world war just becos I smoke cigar.

My perfect woman will say sorry when she hurts me.

My perfect woman won't tell my friend I am immature.

My perfect woman won't be irritated when I am down with malaria and throw up evrywhere.

My perfect woman won't be so insecure.

My perfect woman listens to me, not her brother.



then get ready to marry a robot!
Re: My Perfect Woman. by Dimka76(m): 8:31pm On May 08, 2010
base10:

then get ready to marry a robot!

Abeg clear! With ur 4 posts, newbie na me u wan take start sarcasm for N/L? Bad idea.
Re: My Perfect Woman. by Faher(m): 12:16am On May 09, 2010
@OP

Are you trying to describe the opposite of what your current girlfriend does?
If so, then just try to cope 'cos if/when you move on, you may find another girl with your preferences but with a new set of flaws and you might be tempted to create another list.
Re: My Perfect Woman. by vivaladiva(f): 9:38am On May 13, 2010
ur list sounds reasonable to me, so long as ur willing to do the same

allow her, her gay breaks
allow her to hand out wiv the ladies n get pissed if she chooses
wont nag her to change
listen to ur mum instead of her
feel insecure

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