Some years back, a police friend of mine brought a laptop for me to buy. I asked him how he got it, h told me that they record someone's car, so he and his unit saw the laptop there and removed it. The person has claimed his car back. He gave me too much stressed to buy it I decided to buy the laptop. As I opened, I started looking for the info of the owner on the files. I saw his phone number, called him, told him how I got the laptop, but I had to pay 50k to get and I would be happy if he paid me the money back.
Anyway, he came with police on our meeting point, I gave him his laptop, he didn't pay me back like he promised. He didn't even tell me thank you. That laptop was 300k then.

Troublemaker007:
So her account balance was even N1,020.56 kobo before. Nigeria girls are the most broke women in the world. [b][b]They are so broke that the moment you approached a Nigeria girl and say hi, you have started owing her money[/b][/b]

Hahahahaha. Jesu!
This really got me rolling bro@bolded.

Boss13:


I hope you are joking because of your last sentence

I don't get. Which of the sentences?

zicoraads:
Sharp guy!
I know where all of this will lead to

u read my mind.. later we go hear say dey don marry

Deltayankeeboi:
why did she hide her balance. who cares about her balance. lol na so broke people dey always behave. so paranoid.people return lost phones all the time. nothing new here. she should look for something else that is exclusive enough to trend. #spits

U be SMALL fool

Troublemaker007:
So her account balance was even N1,020.56 kobo before. Nigeria girls are the most broke women in the world. They are so broke that the moment you approached a Nigeria girl and say hi, you have started owing her money

Whallahi,na true be dat,me as I dey I owe like 3 girls money and I've been paying, I'm planning to buy myself freedom by marrying one,u too can do dat

Waoh.. This is nice




Check my signature if you are a SALARY EARNER who works and reside in Lagos.

NwaAmaikpe:



Whatever happened to the principle of "Finders keepers".

The girl is not smart.
She would have made more than 10k if she pawned off her treasure.

It is biblical.
Abraham did not go about looking for the owner of the ram he found trapped in the thickets (Gen 22:13)
neither did Peter start looking for who must have dropped the coin swallowed by the fish.
(Matthew 17:24-27).

God works in mysterious ways.

You never disappoint!

Watch out... He is coming for second leg. For this Buhari regime na him somebody dash you 10k just like that!. Do you know how many phones I have returned this year??

africanusvu:
.its pastor Adebayor sir

hahahhahah�������

africanusvu:
.its pastor Adebayor sir

I tot it was Apostle Suleiman

Troublemaker007:


Can’t you use your infared eyes for once. Look at it very well

You are a joker joor.
It has been "redded" over.
Noftin to see, infra red eyes ko, google eyes ni

Cutehector:
omo e just arrive oo...those big bags of beans wey you upload for ur dp. You wan kill person?

My brother, chubby ladies rock my world ohhh. As pikin nor dey use mama breast play, na so me nor still dey use chubby ladies play ohhhh.

it pays to do goood !!!!!!!

Charles4075:
My brother, chubby ladies rock my world ohhh. As pikin nor dey use mama breast play, na so me nor still dey use chubby ladies play ohhhh.

lol make dem no kill you o

Wow, it really pays to do nice.

NwaAmaikpe:



Whatever happened to the principle of "Finders keepers".

The girl is not smart.
She would have made more than 10k if she pawned off her treasure.

It is biblical.
Abraham did not go about looking for the owner of the ram he found trapped in the thickets (Gen 22:13)
neither did Peter start looking for who must have dropped the coin swallowed by the fish.
(Matthew 17:24-27).

God works in mysterious ways.

Reading your comments most times causes hiccups.

By the way, one guy said yesterday the meaning of NwaAmaikpe is " Total Nonsense "
And
I think he must be right.

Cutehector:
lol make dem no kill you o

As long as e nor fit kill you wa be my mentor, e nor go fit kill me.

Charles4075:
As long as e nor fit kill you wa be my mentor, e nor go fit kill me.

lol na slim girls I dey follow

Cutehector:
lol na slim girls I dey follow

My brother, body nor dey pain you if you wake up in the morning

E go just be like say you lie down for those our great grandfather's spring iron bed.

Charles4075:
My brother, body nor dey pain you if you wake up in the morning

E go just be like say you lie down for those our great grandfather's spring iron bed.

e nor dey pain me o

Troublemaker007:
So her account balance was even N1,020.56 kobo before. Nigeria girls are the most broke women in the world. They are so broke that the moment you approached a Nigeria girl and say hi, you have started owing her money

hahahahaha you are not serious at all..

Cutehector:
Who is that goat saying she should pay tithe?

Our pastor's son....

pmc01:
See the yeye doing begi begi for airtime.

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We also have the best and freshest Ogbomoso Mangoes for sale in packaged boxes of 120-150 mangoes at #3,000 flat. Contact within.

are you a fruit wholesaler?

Cutehector:
e nor dey pain me o

Hehehehehe, really?

You don mean it my brother?

Knack me story joor.

Assuming I forgot my Note 8 in a keke, and it got returned....... Shame go catch me to give 10K... So let's assume this scenario is reversed, the lucky person go get 50K alert........

visionex:

Whallahi,na true be dat,me as I dey I owe like 3 girls money and I've been paying, I'm planning to buy myself freedom by marrying one,u too can do dat

I don marry o and I have one beautiful angel for a son

You no need hide the balance, na 11k dey der

Cutehector:
Who is that goat saying she should pay tithe?

how many Muslims or almajiris can do this,Christianity is really d best, I will die as a Christian and even at death will continue to pay my tithe ,I have gained a lot from this. u don't change what has been working for you ,I have escaped death trice and god blessed me financially,baba I am greatful

The girl is smart....

She was crushing on d guy already....

Returning d phone was her only opportunity to meet d guy again and she seized d opportunity and made a U-turn to go look for d guy....

She even had to give d guy her fone to dial his number, so she can have d guy's number....

She even abandoned her journey cuz she said they chat nd talked at length...

And d guy rewarded her by sending her money...

.... Well they've fix a date nd she will have to reward d nice guy too...

EOD

holaboy3:
A Facebook user by name Chinyere Precious-emerald Okorie has gone on the platform to narrate her wonderful experience In A Tricycle today
read what she posted

 The man that sat beside me inside a keke today, dropped his phone. He already alighted before me. I had to plead with the keke driver to make a u turn if by any chance we would find him. I switched it off. 
Oh yes, I paid extra 200. 
We got there while my eyes scampered everywhere. It was hard to recognise him for obvious reasons. 
But I noticed a man touching every part of his body in search of something.Then I switched it on.
I walked up to him and asked if he was looking for anything. He said yes. I asked what? He said his phone. 
I gave him my phone to dial it. He did and it rang in my pocket.

His joy was boundless. 

We talked a little and exchanged numbers.
He called later to ask for my account details.

I didn't hesitate to give him o. For this Buhari red era?

I just went for a little nap. I woke up to alert o.

Ahhhhh!!!
Ah go craze for here o. 

It pays to do the right thing mehn.
I have my dignity and 10k extra.
Make all of una drink beer for my head


source-https://www.xclusivenobs.com/news/nigerian-man-surprises-girl-returns-phone-10000/

I no wan beer, l wan champagne.

The baboon that picked my phone from a keke has refused to return it.I called he picked it and switched off the line/phone till today.I am waiting for the Thunder that fired that mmm man to return to naija so I can send it to him.