1. When you finally agree to follow your friend to their church and you’re enjoying the service.



YES LORD!

2. Then you now hear “if you’re worshiping with us for the first-time…”

Hay God!

3. How your friend looks at you when you refuse to raise your hand:


WILL YOU GET UP, MY FRIEND.

4. When you finally stand up and the whole church turns to look at you like:


FRESH MEAT.

5. You, when they start singing “you are welcome in the name of the Lord…”


WELL, THIS IS AWKWARD.

6. How all the old church aunties stand up to come and welcome you:


BY FORCE TOUCHING AND HUGGING.

I sat in church today when they were welcoming the first timers, the picture is as clear as what the op painted here, i was laughing withing myself and my joy was complete. Our church dey offer soft drinks and snacks to first timers shaa ...Weldon op !!

7. When they tell you to pack your bible and move to the front of the church.


CHAI! WHAT IS IT?

8. When they give you first-timers card to fill and you see space for phone number.

YOU WILL NOW BE SENDING ME TEXT UP AND DOWN LIKE MTN.

Going to Frontpage today

9. You, waiting for the whole service to just do and finish:


JUST END.

10. When the service ends and you hear “all the first-timers please wait behind.”


HAS IT NOT FINISHED?

I've never attended another church since my mom birthed me. I've been automated to that which i was born into.

11. When you’re expecting jollof rice but they give you CD of the pastor’s message.


Is THIS THE REFRESHMENT?

12. You, when the welcoming unit asks “can we visit you sometime?”

13. When they start telling you about all their mid-week services.

14. When you’re leaving and they ask “will we be seeing you again?”



If the spirit leads, my brother.

Lalasticlala

Chicagoesontop:
But O P You Said 14,

It's complete now

Carry Go

All those sturborn ushers

Went to a friend's child's dedication this usher man rushed me please Sir this way I was like all this chair here is it for ghost suddenly I Saw a chair roll filled with fine chicks damn I told the usher here is referable he still refused before he can say pls Sir come front vum am already sitted he signal me tire hmmm i no even send am today the girl I am dating now is from that church the same roll we sat and it may lead to marriage that's how knew i some usher can deny singles their Life partner

Op, u try... So on point...

There was a church i attended during UNI days, omo after service they said all 1st timers should gather somewhere, na for der dem wan pray make holy ghost enter us come dey speak in tongues...

After like 10 attempts, Sparrow no speak in tongues na so dem talk say make i just speak anything wey come... Still nothing commot my mouth, na so dem free me...

For dem mind, dem go dey say evil dey dis guy mind, na so i pack my bible, bounce commot for church like 2pac

Lol

HenryDion:
12. You, when the welcoming unit asks “can we visit you sometime?”

lol

Op must be referring to Winners!

very funny good composition back up with supporting pictures well done

I can relate to all 14

When one of the beautiful female ushers work up to you and asked to take your details for prayers and visiting

Op u try. So funny.

I seriously don't like that welcoming aspect

on point