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| Dictionary For Women's Personal Ads(a Must Read) by Nobody: 2:51am On Mar 14, 2007 |
DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS 40-ish - 49 Adventurous - Slept with everyone Athletic - No tits Average looking - Ugly Beautiful - Pathological liar Contagious Smile - Does a lot of pills Emotionally secure - On medication Feminist - Fat Free spirit - Junkie Friendship first - Former very *friendly* person Fun - Annoying New Age - Body hair in the wrong places Open-minded - Desperate Outgoing - Loud and Embarrassing Passionate - Sloppy drunk Professional - Bitch Voluptuous - Very Fat Large frame - Hugely Fat Wants Soul mate - Stalker WOMEN'S ENGLISH 1. Yes = No 2. No = Yes 3. Maybe = No 4. We need = I want 5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry 6. We need to talk = you're in trouble 7. Sure, go ahead = you better not 8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later 9. I am not upset = of course I am upset, you slowpoke! 10. You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about? MEN'S ENGLISH 1. I am hungry = I am hungry 2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy 3. I am tired = I am tired 4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage! 5. I love you = let's have sex now 6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex? 7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you 8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you 9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you 10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you 11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay OLI OBINNA MECHANICAL ENGINEERING ESUT 08035047737 |
| Re: Dictionary For Women's Personal Ads(a Must Read) by Free(f): 3:00am On Mar 14, 2007 |
lmao  |
| Re: Dictionary For Women's Personal Ads(a Must Read) by bluenubian(f): 3:15am On Mar 14, 2007 |
ha heh heehee. . . . now where is the exit? |
| Re: Dictionary For Women's Personal Ads(a Must Read) by Raymand(m): 3:21am On Mar 14, 2007 |
Hahahaha! true man! |
| Re: Dictionary For Women's Personal Ads(a Must Read) by ima1(f): 4:07am On Mar 14, 2007 |
wasn't neccessarily funny, thought the female part was stupid, uncalled for n mostly wrong than right but the guy part was so true. |
| Re: Dictionary For Women's Personal Ads(a Must Read) by cuteass1(f): 1:18pm On Mar 14, 2007 |
Your 2nd and 3rd paragraghs might be correct , but the 1st paragraph was far from funny and not to mention very untrue  , i don't agree with you atall Try again  |
| Re: Dictionary For Women's Personal Ads(a Must Read) by Busta(f): 3:10pm On Mar 14, 2007 |
for the women - not all true the men - very true! |
| Re: Dictionary For Women's Personal Ads(a Must Read) by OmoEko1(f): 3:16pm On Mar 14, 2007 |
The guys part is so true but the girls one are so not true |
| Re: Dictionary For Women's Personal Ads(a Must Read) by iice(f): 4:31pm On Mar 14, 2007 |
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| Re: Dictionary For Women's Personal Ads(a Must Read) by tega78(f): 2:07am On Apr 09, 2007 |
Here is a saying for you's: Women give sex for love Men give love for sex Sad, but vey very true  |
| Re: Dictionary For Women's Personal Ads(a Must Read) by sammyjl(f): 11:42am On May 29, 2007 |
Olibyno, you better go back to the school of women taught by your momma, so that she can teach you properly cos she left some very important facts out. You were probably just a minor when she taught you this, but stupid enough for you, you got a double f and though you got an a plus. Or perharps thats what your momma said your father did to get your momma. . slowpoke. |
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