A Nigerian man on Facebook, Nwagwu Everest Chimankpam asked President Buhari 5 questions about his 2019 ambition. Below are his questions.

5 QUESTIONS FOR BUHARI ABOUT HIS 2019 AMBITION

Since I read about your intention to vie for a second term, I have wondered if it is the right thing for you to do at this moment. But just like every other Nigerian, you have the right to contest, but I have few questions for you Mr Buhari.

1. Please do you have conscience? I know your wickedness is not in doubt, but I doubt if you have a real human heart, if you do, then you would not want to run again.

2. Are you getting younger? In 2015 you said we should not expect much from you due to your old age, I just want to know if you have grown younger and now full of strength.

3. Are you happy with your performance? I know you might not know how to grade an academic paper because you have not seen one before. But on a scale of 1-10 can you rate yourself 2 or 3? Below that? You are correct!

4. Do you now have an SSCE Certificate? I know you got more than 10 SANs to represent you the last time, remember I advised you to write WAEC last year, did you pass? You did not commission the success? That means you either did not write or you did not pass. How many SANs do you plan on paying to defend you this time around?

5. How is your health? We know that the office is a tough one and you have spent over 100 days in London drinking Nigerian made drugs according to Mr Lai. Do you think our manufacturers have enough drugs for you now? Do you plan on relocating Aso Rock to London as an elderstateman, so it will be easy for you, you know we Nigerians can disturb a lot.

Thank you for reading these questions, but if you couldn’t read it because of obvious reasons, don’t give it to Mr Lai, you can give it to Adeshina, I heard he is a pastor or is he part of the 5%? Then give it to Garba Shehu to read and translate for you. Hope you will visit Nigeria soon. Stay woke boss, we got the Forte.
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