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Can U Try These? by jbuoy(m): 10:02pm On Mar 17, 2007
1). There are 20 people in an empty, square room. Each person has full sight of the entire room and everyone in it without turning his head or body, or moving in any way (other than the eyes). Where can you place an apple so that all but one person can see it?
2). You're driving a bus that is leaving on a trip from Pennsylvania and ending in New York. To start off with, there were 32 passengers on the bus. At the next bus stop, 11 people get off and 9 people get on. At the next bus stop, 2 people get off and 2 people get on. At the next bus stop, 12 people get on and 16 people get off. At the next bus stop, 5 people get on and 3 people get off. What color are the bus driver's eyes?
Re: Can U Try These? by fatliar(m): 10:15pm On Mar 17, 2007
heaven cos hes about 2 die
Re: Can U Try These? by jbuoy(m): 11:13pm On Mar 17, 2007
U are wrong fatliar
Re: Can U Try These? by lalaboi(m): 11:14pm On Mar 17, 2007
qst 1!
on any member in d room!
wit that he can't see bt evry body can see
nt sure
Re: Can U Try These? by jbuoy(m): 11:17pm On Mar 17, 2007
Not at all!
Re: Can U Try These? by lalaboi(m): 11:19pm On Mar 17, 2007
check d modified 1!
its surely coret!
Re: Can U Try These? by Genial(m): 11:19pm On Mar 17, 2007
jokwoche:

1). There are 20 people in an empty, square room. Each person has full sight of the entire room and everyone in it without turning his head or body, or moving in any way (other than the eyes). Where can you place an apple so that all but one person can see it?

On the head of anyone of them, or under his/her chin.

2). You're driving a bus that is leaving on a trip from Pennsylvania and ending in New York. To start off with, there were 32 passengers on the bus. At the next bus stop, 11 people get off and 9 people get on. At the next bus stop, 2 people get off and 2 people get on. At the next bus stop, 12 people get on and 16 people get off. At the next bus stop, 5 people get on and 3 people get off. What color are the bus driver's eyes?

The colour of my eyes.
Re: Can U Try These? by mukina2: 11:26pm On Mar 17, 2007
Genial:

On the head of anyone of them, or under his/her chin.

The colour of my eyes.

roses are red . .blah blah blah kiss wink
Re: Can U Try These? by jbuoy(m): 11:28pm On Mar 17, 2007
yeah all corekt now.
Re: Can U Try These? by jbuoy(m): 11:36pm On Mar 17, 2007
Ok there were some birds flying in the air, some above and the others below. The following conversation took place btw the leaders of both groups of birds( above and below):
Leader above: how many birds are u below?
Leader below: If u take one of us to be with u, we shall remain half of the number u wuld become, but if u give us one of u, we shall become equal numbers above and below.
How many birds are there above and hw many below?
Re: Can U Try These? by Genial(m): 11:47pm On Mar 17, 2007
jokwoche:

Ok there were some birds flying in the air, some above and the others below. The following conversation took place between the leaders of both groups of birds( above and below):
Leader above: how many birds are u below?
Leader below: If u take one of us to be with u, we shall remain half of the number u wuld become, but if u give us one of u, we shall become equal numbers above and below.
How many birds are there above and hw many below?

7 birds above.
5 birds below.
Re: Can U Try These? by jbuoy(m): 11:52pm On Mar 17, 2007
hhmmmmmm!
Re: Can U Try These? by fatliar(m): 11:52pm On Mar 17, 2007
year 2007
Re: Can U Try These? by jbuoy(m): 11:58pm On Mar 17, 2007
Ok, Marys father has 4 children; three are named Nana, Nene, and Nini. So what is is the 4th childs name?
Re: Can U Try These? by Genial(m): 12:00am On Mar 18, 2007
jokwoche:

Ok, Marys father has 4 children; three are named Nana, Nene, and Nini. So what is is the 4th childs name?

Mary.
Re: Can U Try These? by jbuoy(m): 12:13am On Mar 18, 2007
Genial it seems u are too good, ok While walking across a bridge I saw a boat full of people. Yet on the boat there wasn't a single person. Why?
Re: Can U Try These? by Genial(m): 12:15am On Mar 18, 2007
jokwoche:

Genial it seems u are too good, ok While walking across a bridge I saw a boat full of people. Yet on the boat there wasn't a single person. Why?

Because they were all couples.

And how did you know there wasn't a single person?
Re: Can U Try These? by jbuoy(m): 12:21am On Mar 18, 2007
i guess u got me there
Re: Can U Try These? by jbuoy(m): 12:27am On Mar 18, 2007
Two mothers and two daughters go to a pet store and buy three cats. Each female gets her own cat. How is this possible?
Re: Can U Try These? by Genial(m): 12:28am On Mar 18, 2007
jokwoche:

Two mothers and two daughters go to a pet store and buy three cats. Each female gets her own cat. How is this possible?

Grandmother, mother, daughter.

Two mothers and two daughters.
Re: Can U Try These? by jbuoy(m): 12:45am On Mar 18, 2007
Genial get this and i quit! i like the prayers in ur profile though.
Scientists have proven that cats have more hair on one side then their other side. Some people believe that this is because when cats lay on their side they need insulation from the cold on the floor or ground. Which side of a cat has more hair?
Re: Can U Try These? by Genial(m): 12:47am On Mar 18, 2007
jokwoche:

Genial get this and i quit! i like the prayers in your profile though.
Scientists have proven that cats have more hair on one side then their other side. Some people believe that this is because when cats lay on their side they need insulation from the cold on the floor or ground. Which side of a cat has more hair?

The soft side.
Re: Can U Try These? by jbuoy(m): 1:11am On Mar 18, 2007
what soft side?
Re: Can U Try These? by Nikegenius(f): 5:17pm On Mar 19, 2007
@Genial
I must commend you, you are good.
Re: Can U Try These? by jbuoy(m): 4:32am On Mar 20, 2007
Genial u still havnt got the right answer to my last quest!
Re: Can U Try These? by oliidell(m): 11:57am On Mar 20, 2007
jokwoche:

Genial get this and i quit! i like the prayers in your profile though.
Scientists have proven that cats have more hair on one side then their other side. Some people believe that this is because when cats lay on their side they need insulation from the cold on the floor or ground. Which side of a cat has more hair?
D laying side
Re: Can U Try These? by oliidell(m): 11:59am On Mar 20, 2007
Nikegenius:

@Genial
I must commend you, you are good.
seconded
Re: Can U Try These? by jbuoy(m): 5:37pm On Mar 20, 2007
not still correct!
Re: Can U Try These? by iykejj(m): 12:00am On Mar 21, 2007
simple, one side kiss
Re: Can U Try These? by jbuoy(m): 12:38am On Mar 21, 2007
nooo!
Re: Can U Try These? by lilnaomi(f): 9:02am On Mar 21, 2007
Genial:

Grandmother, mother, daughter.

Two mothers and two daughters.

Genial, how in da world did u get that??

either u r cheating or u r jus too good
Re: Can U Try These? by lilnaomi(f): 9:03am On Mar 21, 2007
jokwoche:

Genial get this and i quit! i like the prayers in your profile though.
Scientists have proven that cats have more hair on one side then their other side. Some people believe that this is because when cats lay on their side they need insulation from the cold on the floor or ground. Which side of a cat has more hair?

jus a guess: the right side

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