When would our thinking in this part of the world outgrow pampers...if we must catwalk must it be on a slippery floor? Didn't they say it's the masqurede that dances beyond the borders of its accolades that gets into trouble? Just last week we heard of one yoruba girl that would not touch biscuit until fork and knife glues her palms...ahn ahn!!! Who has bewitched us? Could we be more catholic than the pope? I hear some "Big" boys and girls had even begun going the "Ching Chung un" way using the chinese sticks to eat rice, yam, eba and even pap... Are we not fast becoming who we're not? OYINBOriority Complex!

The awful sight of men in "Jollof rice and chicken" eateries with their forks and knives, sweating the ocean out in a bid to mete out justice on a grilled #1,000 chicken is rather disgusting, if the knife and the chicken would not corporate shouldn't we allow the teeth do it's bit, needless to mention that the same man would not spare the #250 meat from the Senescent food vendor downtown, he would chew, crack and even suck goodness and mercy out of the innocent creature, at such moments knives and forks. becomes the forgotten step child while the fingers takes the wheel...who then are we deceiving? OYINBOriority Complex!

Be real! No one ain't better because they are western or not...The same girl that frowned and raged when you came with fried potatoes wrapped in scintillating fried stew adorned with onions, buried in an old newspaper sheet is the same babae that would glow and glee in Love when you come with Frenchfries! Sadly they're the same!