NOTICE! NOTICE!! NOTICE!!!
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Dear women,

To: All Zee World, African Magic, E! Entertainment, Fashion one, ROK & Telemundo Fanatics.
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Date: 23th may, 2018

Subject: WARNING!

This serves to inform you all that World Cup is commencing next month.

Therefore, effective 12th june, 2018, you are hereby humbly asked to play a vital role in reducing cases of Gender-Based /Domestic Violence by keeping your hands off all remote controls when there is a football match. Especially when it is Nigeria, brazil, spain, Germany, Argentina, france, England, mexico, japan, or Uruguay playing.

Be further warned that asking questions like, "is that Iwobi, keshi, Edwardo, Omokachi, Onazil, Mikel, Moses, Victor, Enyeama, Rashidi Yekini kicking the ball?" Or is it a penalty when the ball goes out of the side lines �... please, it is not allowed because we are going to be very focused while watching this matches, please during the half time do not say baby let me just check Telemundo, Zee World or Africa Magic for a minute because we need to listen to analysis.

Kindly do us a favour by attending Women's Meetings, Church service and programs/gatherings, Baby showers, Kitchen parties, Facebook friends female hangouts, regularly on weekends etc. You can even visit your father's house for this period, no problem..�

Your utmost co-operation in this matter would be highly appreciated. That is why we are giving you all a whole 3weeks plus notice to avoid claims of impromptu notice. Thank you all for your understanding and love. *We love you all deeply*.

Yours sincerely,
Husbands/Boyfriends *World Soccer Fans Club*

Signed;
Secretary General...

Witnesses:
Cc : Federal Ministry of Women's Affairs
Cc: I.G. of Police
Cc: Victim Support unit.
Cc: Magistrate courts

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