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Pls Am I Normal??? by TheGenius001: 6:17pm On May 29, 2018

I will briefly describe what really attracts me to a girl.Pls on your analysis,am I normal

(1) I consider the finger nails.

I like natural ones.I hate it when she bites her nails or a very short nails.I also hate painted nails.This is the most important to me.I just like perfect natural nails. the same goes to toe nails.I am not attracted to girls who doesn't satisfy this ones.This I repeat is the most imortant

am I normal

is it just me that stares at a girl's finger nails especially when am meeting her for the first time?

(2)Brilliant or intelligent.

if she's not,I wouldn't even give her a second look.

(3) I hate big boobs.

its stinking to me.I mean its gonna look like hell when you're old.
Am I normal

(4)I hate the Vag***
(Modified)
I naturally have fear for Vag***
I mean its stinking and too porous and irritating.

(5)If I only did pre-intimacy,I will hate you even if you come around again.I will just hate you,not to talk of doing the real stuff.

(6)I hate relationships.

its just too complicated.

I am most concerned about the nails of a thing.Pls I hve lost so many girls because of this.

So pls am I normal

Pls help

I hate that attitude. Is it just me

Re: Pls Am I Normal??? by mhisbliss(f): 6:20pm On May 29, 2018

You're very Normal as long as you're not having feelings for a guy

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Re: Pls Am I Normal??? by TheGenius001: 6:22pm On May 29, 2018

mhisbliss:
You're very Normal as long as you're not having feelings for a guy

plss are you serious

God forbid I even hate discussing sexual stuffs with fellow guys.Its irritating.

Re: Pls Am I Normal??? by Anigreat: 6:25pm On May 29, 2018

You 100% normal

I thought you eat their shit, or licked the menses pad.

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Re: Pls Am I Normal??? by daewoorazer(m): 6:25pm On May 29, 2018

You hate sex

Or you hate premarital sex

Please clarify....because saying you hate sex begs the question ‘are you impotent’?!

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Re: Pls Am I Normal??? by Cutehector(m): 6:26pm On May 29, 2018

Who is this one.. Which planet did you fall down from

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Re: Pls Am I Normal??? by TheGenius001: 6:32pm On May 29, 2018

daewoorazer:

You hate sex

Or you hate premarital sex

Please clarify....because saying you hate sex begs the question ‘are you impotent’?!

I naturally have fear for Vag***
I mean its stinking and too porous and irritating.

Re: Pls Am I Normal??? by mhisbliss(f): 6:33pm On May 29, 2018

TheGenius001:

plss are you serious

God forbid I even hate discussing sexual stuffs with fellow guys.Its irritating.

Nothing is wrong with you, it is your preference, and its normal, i have wierd preferences too

Re: Pls Am I Normal??? by Cutehector(m): 6:36pm On May 29, 2018

mhisbliss:
Nothing is wrong with you, it is your preference, and its normal, i have wierd preferences too

I'm curious

Re: Pls Am I Normal??? by daewoorazer(m): 6:37pm On May 29, 2018

TheGenius001:

I naturally have fear for Vag***
I mean its stinking and too porous and irritating.

That’s not normal...your mamba should rise irrespective of the type of pvs$y as long as it’s human and a woman...

Go see a shrink...do not let people who know nothing about psychology tell you shïts...go before it’s too late...

If you don’t tackle this, your marriage is gonna nose-dive...or do you want to be hiding from your wife during the wee hours when she demands normal attention from her supposed husband?

If you don’t tackle it, at the end, if you pour 1000gallons of perfume in a pvs$y, your mamba will still be flaccid...in Yoruba, we call them ‘oku-obo’

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Re: Pls Am I Normal??? by Nobody: 6:38pm On May 29, 2018

Bro embrace your sexuality cheesy

Re: Pls Am I Normal??? by mycoplasma: 6:39pm On May 29, 2018

mhisbliss:
You're very Normal as long as you're not having feelings for a guy

The op is perfectly OK. But I disagree where you said "he may not be okay if he's having feelings for guys".
See, everyone have their own sexual preferences which doesn't make them normal or abnormal

Re: Pls Am I Normal??? by TheGenius001: 6:41pm On May 29, 2018

daewoorazer:

That’s not normal...your mamba should rise irrespective of the type of pvs$y as long as it’s human and a woman...

Go see a shrink...do not let people who know nothing about psychology tell you shïts...go before it’s too late...

If you don’t tackle this, your marriage is gonna nose-dive...or do you want to be hiding from your wife during the wee hours when she demands normal attention from her supposed husband?

I'll let her know before marrying her.
if she can keep it very neat,then no problem.But if she can't cope with the above 100%.She can forget it. I will find someone else.

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Re: Pls Am I Normal??? by daewoorazer(m): 6:43pm On May 29, 2018

TheGenius001:

I'll let her know before marrying her.
if she can keep it very neat,then no problem.But if she can't cope with the above 100%.She can forget it. I will find someone else.

Just so you know,every pvs$y have a signature odour..if it doesn’t smell from the previous night due to cologne and all, it will in the morning...

Except you wanna store cologne under your bed..

Go see a shrink abeg

Re: Pls Am I Normal??? by TheGenius001: 6:43pm On May 29, 2018

mhisbliss:
Nothing is wrong with you, it is your preference, and its normal, i have wierd preferences too

Are they as weird as mine too

Re: Pls Am I Normal??? by Nobody: 6:52pm On May 29, 2018

TheGenius001:

I naturally have fear for Vag***
I mean its stinking and too porous and irritating.

Vag*** used to look dirty and disgusting to me during my maturity years. Then I would only kiss a lady and press booby. grin

I guess you're normal if you're under 20 but if you're above 25, bro I fear you may be heading to becoming a gay. But heh, American visa may be easy for you. Just tell them that Nigerian law is against your type. grin

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Re: Pls Am I Normal??? by TheGenius001: 6:54pm On May 29, 2018

CaptJeffry:
Vag*** used to look dirty and disgusting to me during my maturity years. Then I would only kiss a lady and press booby.
I guess you're normal if you're under 20 but if you're above 25, bro I fear you may be heading to becoming a gay. But heh, American visa may be easy for you. Just tell them that Nigerian law is against your type.

Bro am above 20
Am not a small boy.

Re: Pls Am I Normal??? by Nobody: 6:55pm On May 29, 2018

TheGenius001:

Bro am above 20

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Re: Pls Am I Normal??? by mhisbliss(f): 7:07pm On May 29, 2018

TheGenius001:

Are they as weird as mine too

Yes, infact you can't begin to imagine

Re: Pls Am I Normal??? by mhisbliss(f): 7:07pm On May 29, 2018

mycoplasma:

The op is perfectly OK. But I disagree where you said "he may not be okay if he's having feelings for guys".
See, everyone have their own sexual preferences which doesn't make them normal or abnormal

I've argued this before, so I'm over it

Re: Pls Am I Normal??? by mhisbliss(f): 7:09pm On May 29, 2018

Cutehector:
I'm curious

About?

Re: Pls Am I Normal??? by TheGenius001: 7:10pm On May 29, 2018

mhisbliss:
Yes, infact you can't begin to imagine

And you wouldn't mind to share them?

Re: Pls Am I Normal??? by Cutehector(m): 7:11pm On May 29, 2018

mhisbliss:
About?

your weird preferences

Re: Pls Am I Normal??? by mycoplasma: 7:12pm On May 29, 2018

mhisbliss:
I've argued this before, so I'm over it

I know neither am I here to debate it again. I just want you to know that, you don't like it doesn't mean it's bad.

Lobatan

Re: Pls Am I Normal??? by mhisbliss(f): 7:12pm On May 29, 2018

mycoplasma:

I know neither am I here to debate it again. I just want you to know that, you don't like it doesn't mean it's bad.

Lobatan

Re: Pls Am I Normal??? by mhisbliss(f): 7:13pm On May 29, 2018

Cutehector:
your weird preferences

I'd love to keep it private before you save it for future use grin

Re: Pls Am I Normal??? by mhisbliss(f): 7:13pm On May 29, 2018

TheGenius001:

And you wouldn't mind to share them?

Its private

Re: Pls Am I Normal??? by Cutehector(m): 7:14pm On May 29, 2018

mhisbliss:
I'd love to keep it private before you save it for future use

save what for future use? When last have you seen me create a thread in here? undecided

Re: Pls Am I Normal??? by Fabulous0019(m): 7:17pm On May 29, 2018

Anigreat:

You 100% normal

I thought you eat their shit, or licked the menses pad.

Damn it!!! sad

u just spoil my food nah nah!

Re: Pls Am I Normal??? by mhisbliss(f): 7:17pm On May 29, 2018

Cutehector:
save what for future use? When last have you seen me create a thread in here?

Ok even if i rule you out, what about the jobless nairaland village people grin

Re: Pls Am I Normal??? by Cutehector(m): 7:18pm On May 29, 2018

mhisbliss:
Ok even if i rule you out, what about the jobless nairaland village people

ok lets chat on whatsapp.. Number is on my profile..

Re: Pls Am I Normal??? by mhisbliss(f): 7:22pm On May 29, 2018

Cutehector:
ok lets chat on whatsapp.. Number is on my profile..

Thats even harder

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