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Help! Never Been To A Club by linn(f): 9:42pm On May 30, 2010
Am quite old and i've never been to a club, i would love to go to a club this year but my major problem is that no body would love to take an old lady like me to a club. HELP!!
Re: Help! Never Been To A Club by Woke4all(m): 11:14pm On May 30, 2010
How old? Do you have money? If yes then you are in the right place just wait coz there are lotz of young guys looking for old ladies here.
Re: Help! Never Been To A Club by tayoast(m): 12:26am On May 31, 2010
linn:

Am quite old and i've never been to a club, i would love to go to a club this year but my major problem is that no body would love to take an old lady like me to a club. HELP!!

Wrong!
No mata d age, there r pple dying for ur type.
Re: Help! Never Been To A Club by Nobody: 12:41am On May 31, 2010
so why are you suddenly starting club hopping at this stage?

why not leave that kind of thing for the younger ladies who might resent you for trying to take the already scarce young men in the clubs.

are you watching too much s.ex and the city?

of course i'm not saying you shouldnt enjoy yourself oh.
Re: Help! Never Been To A Club by nues1985(m): 2:58pm On May 31, 2010
Hi there, I know how boring it can be sometimes, how about you give me a call and hook up to have a good outing, then we could go clubbing and you show me your sexy dance moves, 08080588026
Re: Help! Never Been To A Club by Mrdani1luv: 7:07pm On May 31, 2010
Pweeeeeeeese tell me war you' luuking 4 in da club! undecided
Re: Help! Never Been To A Club by linn(f): 3:53pm On Jun 01, 2010
@ Mrdani1luv- am looking for fun dear. what do u think i'm looking for in a club?

@nues1985- i will call you ok, but that will be on weekend so we can hook up, ha ha ha

@ tpia. -just started now cos this is the age i have the whole time in the world.

@ tayo_ast -thanks dear

@ Woke4all- am 119 years, and i dont have money and my face is filled with wrinkles but am happy atleast nues1985 has agrred to take me to a club
Re: Help! Never Been To A Club by Creamish(f): 4:06pm On Jun 01, 2010
and everybody lived happily ever after



THE END
Re: Help! Never Been To A Club by miraexcel(f): 5:41pm On Jun 01, 2010
so why are you suddenly starting club hopping at this stage?

why not leave that kind of thing for the younger ladies who might resent you for trying to take the already scarce young men in the clubs.

are you watching too much s.ex and the city?

of course i'm not saying you shouldnt enjoy yourself oh.





lol grin

i'm sure Linnis just kidding us lol
Re: Help! Never Been To A Club by Woke4all(m): 9:19pm On Jun 01, 2010
linn:

@ Mrdani1luv- am looking for fun dear. what do u think i'm looking for in a club?

@nues1985- i will call you ok, but that will be on weekend so we can hook up, ha ha ha

@ tpia. -just started now cos this is the age i have the whole time in the world.

@ tayo_ast -thanks dear

@ Woke4all- am 119 years, and i dont have money and my face is filled with wrinkles but am happy atleast nues1985 has agrred to take me to a club Nues1985 run ooooo. You won rock ur great grandma?



since you don't hv money i know he's gonna deny you.

Nues1985 run ooooo. You won rock ur great grandma? LWKMD grin
Re: Help! Never Been To A Club by linn(f): 9:49pm On Jun 01, 2010
@ woke4all- you will be thrilled at the strength of a gran ma ma. if you doubt it just give it a try and u will always want more and more
Re: Help! Never Been To A Club by Woke4all(m): 10:38pm On Jun 01, 2010
linn:

@ woke4all- you will be thrilled at the strength of a gran ma ma. if you doubt it just give it a try and u will always want more and more
Mama sorry am not doubting you ooo. But my advice is: no break ur waist oooo.
Re: Help! Never Been To A Club by nues1985(m): 10:32am On Jun 02, 2010
Woke4all, be a sport alright, anyway thanks for the advice, at least i'm offering to help, i'll be expecting your call linn
Re: Help! Never Been To A Club by femmy2010(m): 11:16am On Jun 02, 2010
Linn,
I will gladly be your tour guide on your very first time out to a Club.
I remain expectant
Re: Help! Never Been To A Club by nues1985(m): 11:20am On Jun 02, 2010
seems people are getting to notice the post, you sure are going to get alot of offers now linn, hope you are up for it
Re: Help! Never Been To A Club by femmy2010(m): 11:26am On Jun 02, 2010
Am sure she is.Right Linn?
Re: Help! Never Been To A Club by danben(m): 2:00pm On Jun 02, 2010
If you are that serious you need to leave a contact info and be sure to have more than you bargain for.
Re: Help! Never Been To A Club by nues1985(m): 3:24pm On Jun 02, 2010
you see guys, the lady doesn't need to leave her phone number here due to discretion, i'm sure you wouldn't want people buzzing your line if you were in her shoes, i dropped my line cos i have nothing to lose i think, so may we let her do the calling?
Re: Help! Never Been To A Club by femmy2010(m): 4:13pm On Jun 02, 2010
Nues1995,
You have said well and i am sure it is better she remain a bit anonymous.
Re: Help! Never Been To A Club by linn(f): 9:58pm On Jun 02, 2010
@woke4all baby my waist is strong enough. dont u worry about that
@ femmy i already have a date to the club on my first day, maybe we can hook up after this aight?
@danben i totally agree with neus1985, i wouldnt want my line to be too busy for now. but anyway my number is 0803229-8-1. well i will be waiting for d first guy to fill the gaps and give me a shout.
@ neus1985 i will still call u but my problem is that after our date, u will always want so much more, wont u?
Re: Help! Never Been To A Club by femmy2010(m): 2:48pm On Jun 03, 2010
grin No problem
Re: Help! Never Been To A Club by nues1985(m): 6:29pm On Jun 04, 2010
So no more replies here since yesterday, so how was everyone's day today? really wet and muddy here, lin, you getting ready for our date?
Re: Help! Never Been To A Club by nues1985(m): 4:45pm On Jun 07, 2010
hey there linn, so how was the weekend? by the way it was boring for me
Re: Help! Never Been To A Club by femmy2010(m): 4:47pm On Jun 07, 2010
;d
Re: Help! Never Been To A Club by nues1985(m): 5:16pm On Jun 07, 2010
here's the thing femmy, she stood me up!!! I was expecting that to happen though as i am quite pessimistic with online stuff
Re: Help! Never Been To A Club by femmy2010(m): 5:19pm On Jun 07, 2010
she did not show up?and why did you not call her cell?
Re: Help! Never Been To A Club by nues1985(m): 5:33pm On Jun 07, 2010
well actually she didn't call my phone, so there was no date, so the weekend was a boring one, so this was a hoax as i had already suspected, so i'll just move on
Re: Help! Never Been To A Club by femmy2010(m): 7:43pm On Jun 07, 2010
Maybe it was not an hoax but stage fright.It happens.
Re: Help! Never Been To A Club by danben(m): 10:13am On Jun 08, 2010
It will be better if you know when someone is serious is not a question of online stuff. from her post she did not appear serious to me
Re: Help! Never Been To A Club by linn(f): 8:14pm On Jun 08, 2010
@ neus, hey am sorry i've not called you. i travelled without my notebook and couldnt call u as i do not have ur number else where. but i just tried ur number now and its not responding. our date still stand, am serious.

@ danden- who told u am not serious? i might not be totally serious as there are some stuFfs i said here that were supposed to be jokes but as for not being to a club before, am serious and the date, am serious too.

@ femmy, dont worry about neus, he's gonna tell yu something so good come nxt weekend only if he puts on his phone
Re: Help! Never Been To A Club by femmy2010(m): 10:29am On Jun 09, 2010
ANOTHER WEEKEND IS ALMOST HERE AND WE SHALL SEE IF ,
Re: Help! Never Been To A Club by nues1985(m): 3:17pm On Jun 09, 2010
I'm sure everyone had an issue with zain's network last night, well i'll be expecting your call, you can call again tonight, you free to hang out friday night?,

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