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A Poem: Modern Women by Uglymugg: 8:04am On Jun 16, 2018
The roasties of 2018 have become chronically prolapsed STD hostels. Despite their steady dribble of viscous snail trails, their dangly beef curtains, even their near constant harvesting of new strains of HPV and gonorhea, Alphas and Betas line up to service them, to wallow and worship in beefed out body horror. It has been said the bow-legged sluts of our era are now so rotten, their eviscerated vaginas actually "spit" every time they take a step. Sometimes with an audible queef, other times quiet, these whores jettison whatever melange of fluids are sloshing within their polygamous caverns. It's not unusual to spot spotty trails and blood tinged puddles wherever the posterior of a sexually liberated woman has rested

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Re: A Poem: Modern Women by Nobody: 8:09am On Jun 16, 2018
Lol, Modern women on sucide watch

Re: A Poem: Modern Women by phyya(f): 4:07pm On Mar 05, 2019
OP you are a funny dude, i swear. But you are stereotyping

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