DIARY OF A LEKKI HOUSE BOY PART 1
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NewTwitterNotification: “Danlad wassup?, You
coming to the GIG at Michael’s house?”
This was a DM(DirectMessage) I got from
Asamoah
on the 24th of december 2012. Asamoah whom I
call “A$AP Blackey” was my very first Ghanian
friend, he was tall, dark(y’all know) and he was
from a rich background, 4th and the only son
out
of
the family of 8 (5kids, 2wives, 1Husband). At
17(same age as I was), Asamoah already knew
how
to drive as he blackmailed the drivers into giving
him car keys to go anywhere he wanted.
Cut the details short, he was a spoilt brat lost in
a
Garden city belonging to victoria (VGC).
Michael was Asamoah’s snr in school
(Greensprings
to be precise). Did I tell you how endowed
asamoah’s sisters were? I don’t know how they
do
the magic but Ghanian girls rock!!!!!!!.
Well, back to reality .
Me: “Dude, I am broke, my Uncle travelled and I
got
no Tfare, talkless of tickets to enter Micheal’s
party”
Asamoah: ”Lol! Ur 419 uncle don run from EFCC
again? No worry, I go come pick you, and ticket
is
a
Boy n a Girl”
Asamoah: “Abeg I beg you, no carry babe wey u
get
feelings for come oh!, heard there will be pools
and
lotta empty rooms”
Asamoah: “Sha check the details @ my last
tweet”
At this point, as a young cultured boy from a
humble home, I was wondering: “what type of
event
centre do pools and rooms?”. Mind you, I
attended a
government school(Secondary) somewhere in
Ajah,
Lagos. Recently moved in with my uncle to
assist
him in his business, and the only time I got to
touch
the Steering of his Honda EOD and Toyota Prado
was when I was washing the cars. Trust me, I
wash
car sotey I almost went to PEAK Talent show to
showcase my car washing talent . Ohh! Did I tell
you that Kida Kudz was Michael’s buddy?
However, the new question now is: “How Did I
get
to associate with these rich kids?” Lol!, Shoutout
to
RCCG City Of David parish and Jesus Embassy
Parish. If you know those churches, you will
understand my point. And when I role with my
uncle (who stays in a neighbouring estate on
lekki
expressway), you will think am one hell of an
Ajebota(Born with Silver spoon).
(Back to convo)
Me: Aiite Bro, but abeg you go borrow me that
your
Christian Louboutin shoes oh! Which of d event
centres tho?
Asamoah: Ahaha! Charlie, I go bring Chucks for
you
jare. And its at Micheal’s house. Him papa don
travel, e mama na soji woman”
Like seriously? How spoilt can these kids be? Na
me
go get mind host party for my Papa house? Abi
na
my mama go gree make I invite friends for
party?
Well, as a comfirm Edo boy, I arranged, packaged
and ironed my characters.
Was about replying when MTN sent me a
message
that I exhausted my MB(I wished they sent it
earlier!!!!!!), then I used the last 10naira to
message Asamoah.
“MB don finish oh Guy, abeg help me arrange
any
greensprings girls.. I no wan carry classmates
wey
dey on lowcut go dia fah. And when u come,
shout
well well make my uncle wife hear you say
“Today
is
a special Xmas Eve hosted by the City Of David’s
Youth! Why you never bath?”. Charlie abeg no
fall
my hands!! OUTTAHERE!”
Then I dropped my Nokia X2 asap, ran to do the
chores (Please if you are a married woman,
married to a wealthy man, don’t ever treat his
siblings/Family Badly. Abeg!!!) . Even with my
Uncle wife’s 3 sisters[Esther(22),Faith(18),Abigail
(16)] around, I still had to do the works, while
they
behave like they started from the bottom with my
uncle. Hence, the reason I started calling myself
the Lekki Houseboy. Definitely not a cool
experience I tell you. Seeing your uncle being
controlled by some woman because her Dad is a
major contract provider, and ME, that came to
chop
company money now being used as houseboy..
Chaiiii!

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