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Don't Laugh Alone by Viral9ja: 3:36pm On Jun 25, 2018 |
If football was Nigerian movie, one day thunder will just strike and C. Ronaldo will fall on the pitch and start shouting "I will confess!!!, I will confess!!!Pls o I will talko, I tied kaka and made him lose form" Fans: Heyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!! (Ronaldo continues): "I also used the charm I got from agwo turu mbe in Portugal to tie Bale, to make sure he doesn't shine better than me" (Ronaldo coughs and continues):"Please forgive me, I cursed the Jersey number 7 in ManUtd so that any player that wears it will become a dummy like Michael Owen, Anthony Valencia, Memphis Depay. Please don't give that Jersey to Rashford unless"...... Fans: Heyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!! Coach: ALU!!!! ABOMINATION!!!!! (Ronaldo continues) : "When I heard we were about to buy Pogba, I made sure he did not come to Madrid, but as a stubborn black man, he had to leave, so I made him useless and sent him to my former club" Fans: Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!! Coach: "Come and be going" Man Utd president: "what did we do to deserve this?" Ronaldo continues : "I made Real Madrid sack Mourinho because the man was trying to find my secret, I tried to kill Messi with frustration in Copa America and also Taking him to jail, but it was the gods that back fired now."""My body is burning fire ooo fire ooo I have confessed I have confessed ooo" Fans: Heyyyyyyyyyyyyy!! Tufiakwa!!!! (Messi will just come in with bible and chaplet in his hands, he will hear the last statement and start crying,then the background music will start Playing) "Uwam o, onye ka m ga kosara?" "Afufu uwam o, onye ka m kosara?" "Anya mmiri ejuwo m na anya." "Legodu nu oke rurum eh, ndi mmadu anara m ya." "Anya mmiri ejuwo m na anya." Then Iniesta, Dembele and Suarez will start consoling him.messi will say no wonder Croatian defeated us like chickens and I cnt win any international trophy and only you c Ronaldo has been packing the whole champions league n doing well in world cup. .Coach: what did we do to deserve this?... Fans will then go and start gossiping.... Hehehe ndi Nigerian movies we hail Una oooo . Don't forget to visit our website for the lowest prices you can find online. |
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