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Steps On How To Remain Poor. by Mario1989(m): 1:31pm On Jun 27, 2018 |
THESE ARE TIPS ON HOW TO REMAIN POOR IN LIFE 1. Never wake up early. Keep stretching and turning in bed until you get too hungry to continue dozing. If there are no bed bugs, why hurry to get up? 2. Never plan how to spend your money. Whenever you get money, start spending it right away and when it's finished, you try to count and recall how you spent it. 3. Don't think of saving until you have real big money. How can you save when you earn so little? Those telling you to save are not sympathetic to your burning needs. 4. Don't engage in activities usually reserved for the "uneducated". How can you, a graduate, engage in petty trade, network marketing or home-based production? That's for people who never went to school! 5. Don't think of starting a business until an angel comes from heaven and gives you capital. How do they expect you to invest before you get millions? Even though more than half the businesses in your town were started with little capital, you as a smart person can only start with millions. 6. Complain about everything except your own attitude and laziness. Blame the system, the government and the banks that refused to lend you money. They are all bad and do not want you to get rich. 7. Spend more than you earn. To achieve this, buy consumer products on credit and keep borrowing from friends and employers. 8. Compete in dressing. Make sure you're wearing the latest clothes. Intimidate the congregation with your trendy fashions every day. Whenever your neighbor buys a new phone, you get one that is more expensive. 9. Get yourself a nice second hand car that costs more than three times your yearly salary. 10. Give your children everything they ask for since you're such a loving parent. They should not struggle for anything because you do not want them to suffer that way, they will grow up lazy and hence poor enough to ensure they can't help you at old age. 11. Devote your time, energy and resources to watching football especially EPL, UCL and La Liga. Keep up with all matches, fixtures and transfers. Ensure you adequately argue your points among friends for hours after each game. After all, one day Messi and Ronaldo will remember you and send you some percentages of their income. 12. Stay on Facebook, Twitter, Whatsapp and Instagram all day to post, comment or watch videos. Engage in discussions that add no value to your life just to be seen that you are current and up-to-date. Be hopeful that one day a benevolent spirit will come down to bless you. FIGHT ALL THESE AND YOU WILL STEP OUT OF POVERTY!!! https://www.nairaland.com/1220896/10-ways-remain-poor 110 Likes 14 Shares |
Re: Steps On How To Remain Poor. by Nobody: 1:36pm On Jun 27, 2018 |
This write up is touching me deep.. I really need to stop playing bet9ja. Its damaging me. I am just addicted. HELP! 41 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Steps On How To Remain Poor. by Mario1989(m): 1:56pm On Jun 27, 2018 |
Chuvin22:Bro...You ain't alone, a lot of youths/adults are addicted to this also n it have a very negative impact.....IDLENESS is one of the major cause of soccer betting addiction... Just try n get yourself involve with something like business or any job no matter how little it is and also be prayerful... you will be surprise by how positive things will turn out.....#GOOD_LUCK 16 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Steps On How To Remain Poor. by Nobody: 2:56pm On Jun 27, 2018 |
Mario1989: Thanks a lot bro.. Good points. Praying for strength to conquer this habit. |
Re: Steps On How To Remain Poor. by TissuePaper: 8:25am On Jul 12, 2018 |
Don't hate on other people's success, rather learn from it 9 Likes |
Re: Steps On How To Remain Poor. by ask4double(m): 8:26am On Jul 12, 2018 |
Guilty as charged. |
Re: Steps On How To Remain Poor. by MANNABBQGRILLS: 8:26am On Jul 12, 2018 |
Good thread. Hoping the sensible ones learn one or two things from this. We just learnt somethings too...... 9 Likes 3 Shares
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Re: Steps On How To Remain Poor. by DarkMagic(m): 8:27am On Jul 12, 2018 |
Like seriously,we should start spending our time on resourceful tinz If we jes lay in our beds,and keep dreaming"when I make it",my brother OYO is your case |
Re: Steps On How To Remain Poor. by harrwix(m): 8:27am On Jul 12, 2018 |
The most painful thing is that some persons will still continue with these acts even after reading |
Re: Steps On How To Remain Poor. by Sharpshooota: 8:28am On Jul 12, 2018 |
Stop betting It's devilish Nigeria is not only a shithole but a pothole 12 Likes
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Re: Steps On How To Remain Poor. by lusen(m): 8:28am On Jul 12, 2018 |
My take: We don't succeed by doing things right. we succeed by GRACE. 14 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Steps On How To Remain Poor. by tayo4ng(m): 8:28am On Jul 12, 2018 |
Best thread ever |
Re: Steps On How To Remain Poor. by akeentech(m): 8:29am On Jul 12, 2018 |
ask4double: Join the cryptocurrency elite see my signature |
Re: Steps On How To Remain Poor. by resurgent2019: 8:29am On Jul 12, 2018 |
Arrant non sense!! Is this an advice or a scathing deprecation of your intended audience? 1 Like |
Re: Steps On How To Remain Poor. by ask4double(m): 8:29am On Jul 12, 2018 |
lusen:So says your pulpit bandits. 13 Likes |
Re: Steps On How To Remain Poor. by Seconsol92(m): 8:29am On Jul 12, 2018 |
Lol...who want to be poor |
Re: Steps On How To Remain Poor. by psychologist(m): 8:29am On Jul 12, 2018 |
Why is it that when I transport something by car it's called a shipment, but when I transport something by ship it's called cargo 5 Likes |
Re: Steps On How To Remain Poor. by b0rn2fuck(m): 8:29am On Jul 12, 2018 |
keep dating Evey women and counting scores of pussy you have bang, drinking alcohol and buying for friends in the name of Mr nice, sure guy.taking in tradmado as good, unnecessary weeds and clubbing 15 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Steps On How To Remain Poor. by resurgent2019: 8:30am On Jul 12, 2018 |
lusen: God bless you jareee. The OP is probably still a student. 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Steps On How To Remain Poor. by Yohh: 8:30am On Jul 12, 2018 |
Nice points But notwithstanding, pls don't plan too much for the future and neglect ur present Enjoy the moment modestly too The money u keep in bank could be spent by anyone Life is short, u may be the one with d RIP tag tomorrow 19 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Steps On How To Remain Poor. by bboy07(m): 8:30am On Jul 12, 2018 |
Only the wise will decode the message. if u know, you know 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Steps On How To Remain Poor. by lifu2016(m): 8:30am On Jul 12, 2018 |
Oshey!.. Eyan Jeff Bezos.... Your royal richness..... Defender of the rich.... Slayer of poverty..... I greet you! 1 Like |
Re: Steps On How To Remain Poor. by Kendumazy(m): 8:30am On Jul 12, 2018 |
This is strong |
Re: Steps On How To Remain Poor. by AdaAde(f): 8:31am On Jul 12, 2018 |
RAW TRUTH |
Re: Steps On How To Remain Poor. by obembet(f): 8:31am On Jul 12, 2018 |
90% of Nigerian youth are guilty of this |
Re: Steps On How To Remain Poor. by mekuso89(m): 8:31am On Jul 12, 2018 |
Oh God help me 1 Like |
Re: Steps On How To Remain Poor. by Icon4s(m): 8:31am On Jul 12, 2018 |
Fighting all these is not even a guarantee to step out of poverty not to talk of indulging in them. Wealth or success is like a pyramid. With poverty at the base and wealth on top. The higher you go up that pyramid the fewer the people there. The sad reality is majority are closer to the base of the pyramid. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Steps On How To Remain Poor. by Pavore9: 8:31am On Jul 12, 2018 |
So easy! |
Re: Steps On How To Remain Poor. by Tinalex(f): 8:32am On Jul 12, 2018 |
So on point. Later they will spend the little they have in the hands of pastors of "all the enemies in your village shall die", " bring cutlass and butcher your enemies", shouting I receive it in Jesus name coupled with attending every single service within the week to give tithe and offerings expecting the magic God to do his magic!!! 1 Like |
Re: Steps On How To Remain Poor. by kpaofame: 8:32am On Jul 12, 2018 |
Mario1989: adetes:Unless you are earning money from it steadily (Hypemen, e-marketers, Owners of Bet shops) it will ensure you remain where u are...
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Re: Steps On How To Remain Poor. by adetes: 8:33am On Jul 12, 2018 |
11 & 12 r out of it, I agree with remaining others |
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