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daviesblaze:
So you are seeing this fine, sexy, voluptuous lady that you so love with the remaining 100 naira in your bank account.
infact, you have so fallen in love that you no longer take time to filter everything she tells you. ogbeni Mr. Lover are you okay

Women are liars. No offense, it's in their nature. if you think i'm lying, this seven reason might help you have a rethink.

LIE 1: "Number of Guys they've slept with before you":"You are the second person that has ever slept with me."
"my last boyfriend took advantage of me. he used and dumped me." blah blah blah....... and the list goes on.

Okay here is what you should do next time. just simply multiply the number by 4. there you go. the approximate number of guys she's slept with. this is mostly true especially when she's in her mid or late 20s.

LIE 2: "I dont care about the size of your D1ck": Sorry Bro, but if your girlfriend seems content with your 5 inch d*ck, chances are she's getting the real thing somewhere else, and she's just in that relationship for the money.

[b]LIE 3: "We Never did it":[/b]So you caught her in a compromising situation. or let's say you decided to pay her a surprise visit, but was shocked to see this dude wearing just a boxer and a singlet, obviously busy chilling his d*ck with a nice cup of coffee on her couch.
and her!!!. well, obviously with almost nothing on save a t-shirt barely covering her ass cheek.
Bros!! No be for my mouth you go here say moses no enter Canaan.

[b]LIE 4: "We are Just friends":[/b]so you see her with different guys almost every single day, changing them like her sanitary pad.
today "he is my cousin", tomorrow "he is my uncle". Bros!!! she be first class olosho. you are just a backup battery after she's lost all her appeal.

LIE 5: "I will turn 30 next month":[/b]For the past 3 years, her age has become constant like the law of "inertia"- a lady will always be turning 30 every year until her skins begins to shrink like sponge bob square pant. Bros!!! she might be your mother's age. i think it's time you run.

[b]LIE 6:"I Love you, and i will never leave."[/b]LIES!!!!! she will leave you the moment a hotter dude comes along. it's called hypergamy. it's in their nature. they can't help it. that's why women cheating is inevitable. to women, relationship is like a ladder, "Upward ever, Downward never". she will never leave for someone with low class. you just have to worry about her banging her boss.

[b]LIE 7: "Baby i'm not mad, Just tell me the truth": Bros Run!!!! Never ever tell her the truth, especially when you know it's gonna hurt her emotionally. if you choose to ignore this advise, i think it's time you start getting worried about waking up to find a knife in your chest.

So that's it guys, let's here your own contribution.

daviesblaze:
So you are seeing this fine, sexy, voluptuous lady that you so love with the remaining 100 naira in your bank account.
infact, you have so fallen in love that you no longer take time to filter everything she tells you. ogbeni Mr. Lover are you okay

Women are liars. No offense, it's in their nature. if you think i'm lying, this seven reason might help you have a rethink.

LIE 1: "Number of Guys they've slept with before you":"You are the second person that has ever slept with me."
"my last boyfriend took advantage of me. he used and dumped me." blah blah blah....... and the list goes on.

Okay here is what you should do next time. just simply multiply the number by 4. there you go. the approximate number of guys she's slept with. this is mostly true especially when she's in her mid or late 20s.

LIE 2: "I dont care about the size of your D1ck": Sorry Bro, but if your girlfriend seems content with your 5 inch d*ck, chances are she's getting the real thing somewhere else, and she's just in that relationship for the money.

[b]LIE 3: "We Never did it": [/b]So you caught her in a compromising situation. or let's say you decided to pay her a surprise visit, but was shocked to see this dude wearing just a boxer and a singlet, obviously busy chilling his d*ck with a nice cup of coffee on her couch.
and her!!!. well, obviously with almost nothing on save a t-shirt barely covering her ass cheek.
Bros!! No be for my mouth you go here say moses no enter Canaan.

LIE 4: "We are Just friends"[/b]so you see her with different guys almost every single day, changing them like her sanitary pad.
today "he is my cousin", tomorrow "he is my uncle". Bros!!! she be first class olosho. you are just a backup battery after she's lost all her appeal.

[b]LIE 5: "I will turn 30 next month": [/b]For the past 3 years, her age has become constant like the law of "inertia"- a lady will always be turning 30 every year until her skins begins to shrink like sponge bob square pant. Bros!!! she might be your mother's age. i think it's time you run.

[b]LIE 6:"I Love you, and i will never leave." LIES!!!!! she will leave you the moment a hotter dude comes along. it's called hypergamy. it's in their nature. they can't help it. that's why women cheating is inevitable. to women, relationship is like a ladder, "Upward ever, Downward never". she will never leave for someone with low class. you just have to worry about her banging her boss.

LIE 7: "Baby i'm not mad, Just tell me the truth": Bros Run!!!! Never ever tell her the truth, especially when you know it's gonna hurt her emotionally. if you choose to ignore this advise, i think it's time you start getting worried about waking up to find a knife in your chest.

So that's it guys, let's here your own contribution.

..Bro who reject u?... what's her name?

OP today nah Sunday nah. Forget women for a while

MrCork:




..Bro who reject u?... what's her name?

That's the question puzzling me too.

Instead of you to think and dream of your dreams, u r here waiting your energy and time writing or lifting stories about women online. Smh!


You better get busy and get something productive to do.

Don't go and hustle hard like your mates keep bashing ladies here

Na joblessness dey make person write this kind list.

And men are truthsayers eh?

Women learnt from the best (Men)

decatalyst:


That's the question puzzling me too.

Instead of you to think and dream of your dreams, u r here waiting your energy and time writing or lifting stories about women online. Smh!


You better get busy and get something productive to do.

..correction...Bro am base in pekam London. .outter 24 nairaland females I met whenever i come to Nigeria for holiday.., I have slept with 16....(((real talk )))...meaning I muss be doing somethin right

..u feel me!!

decatalyst:


That's the question puzzling me too.

Instead of you to think and dream of your dreams, u r here waiting your energy and time writing or lifting stories about women online. Smh!


You better get busy and get something productive to do.

..I will be back again and be linking up with Hisduchess and funmisticqueen

decatalyst:


That's the question puzzling me too.

Instead of you to think and dream of your dreams, u r here waiting your energy and time writing or lifting stories about women online. Smh!


You better get busy and get something productive to do.

what's the productive thing you are doing.... the dude is trying to express what he thinks moreover this is a romance section..... stop criticizing, nobody forced you to read it

MrCork:




..correction...Bro am base in pekam London. .outter 24 nairaland females I met whenever i come to Nigeria for holiday.., I have slept with 16....(((real talk )))...meaning I muss be doing somethin right

..u feel me!!

Chai! Blood of Judas!

Do people get awards for these lists?

Then men are scum.

Colourich:
Then men are scum.

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