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Irritated Teacher- by gracey(f): 9:02am On Mar 24, 2007
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human, it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah."

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him?"
Re: Irritated Teacher- by Free(f): 2:58am On Mar 26, 2007
ahahaha

nice grin grin cheesy

smart lil gurl cheesy

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