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Types Of People You'd Meet In A Bathroom by femionasan(m): 11:32am On Mar 26, 2007 |
Excitable: Shorts half-twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts. Sociable: Joins friends in pissing, whether he has to or not. Cross-eyed: Looks into next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed. Timid: Cannot piss if someone is watching, flushes urinal and comes back later. Indifferent: If all urinals are being used, pisses in sink. Clever: No hands, fixes tie, looks around, and pisses on floor. Worried: Not sure of where he has been lately, makes quick inspection. Absent-minded: Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants. Childish: Pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble. Tough: Bangs penis on side of urinal to dry it. Patient: Stands very close for a long time waiting, lets it drip dry, reads with other hand. Efficient: Waits until he has to crap, then does both. Drunk: Holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants. Disgruntled: Stands for a while, gives up, walks away. Conceited: Holds two-inch penis like a baseball bat. Desperate: Waits in long line, teeth clenched, pisses in pants. Sneaky: Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows man in next stall will get blamed. |
Re: Types Of People You'd Meet In A Bathroom by niterider(m): 12:10pm On Mar 26, 2007 |
This is some great compilation man.Keep it up |
Re: Types Of People You'd Meet In A Bathroom by mukina2: 12:13pm On Mar 26, 2007 |
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