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Why Did The Holy Spirit Fornicate With Mary? by geoworldedu: 9:34am On Jul 23, 2018
Joseph was not aware that the Holy Spirit has fornicated with his fiancee. But why? Can't the Holy Spirit go for someone not already engaged? Maybe the nigga din't know Mary's engaged sha.

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Re: Why Did The Holy Spirit Fornicate With Mary? by HardMirror(m): 10:04am On Jul 23, 2018
Cos he was Hot. Fvcking holy rapist

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Re: Why Did The Holy Spirit Fornicate With Mary? by delkuf(m): 10:33am On Jul 23, 2018
geoworldedu:
Joseph was not aware that the Holy Spirit has fornicated with his fiancee. But why? Can't the Holy Spirit go for someone not already engaged? Maybe the nigga din't know Mary's engaged sha.

not everything you joke with

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Re: Why Did The Holy Spirit Fornicate With Mary? by HardMirror(m): 10:55am On Jul 23, 2018
delkuf:
not everything you joke with
i am sure he does not joke with everything, but this is a good joke.

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Re: Why Did The Holy Spirit Fornicate With Mary? by MuttleyLaff: 4:25pm On Jul 23, 2018
geoworldedu:
Joseph was not aware that the Holy Spirit has fornicated with his fiancee. But why?
Can't the Holy Spirit go for someone not already engaged?
Maybe the nigga din't know Mary's engaged sha
If you explain in detail, how fornication happens, you will realise that fornication, in this case never happened

Very good question, you asked that, why didn't God go for someone not already engaged, for the Holy Spirit to fall upon on?

HardMirror:
Cos he was horney. Fvcking holy rapist

delkuf:
not everything you joke with
He doesnt know that by him behaving in this manner, the joke is actually on him

HardMirror:
I am sure he does not joke with everything, but this is a good joke.
The serious part of joke(s) is evident somewhere in the midst of it
Re: Why Did The Holy Spirit Fornicate With Mary? by MrPresident1: 4:29pm On Jul 23, 2018
Fucccking Ignorant idiots

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Re: Why Did The Holy Spirit Fornicate With Mary? by donnie(m): 4:57pm On Jul 23, 2018
Why wouldn't Seun close such a thread as this?? angry

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Re: Why Did The Holy Spirit Fornicate With Mary? by geoworldedu: 8:24pm On Jul 23, 2018
donnie:
Why wouldn't Seun close such a thread as this?? angry
But did the holy ghost not fornicate as accused?
Re: Why Did The Holy Spirit Fornicate With Mary? by MuttleyLaff: 11:17pm On Jul 24, 2018
geoworldedu:
But did the holy ghost not fornicate as accused?

Perfectbeing:
I think we should all ignore the op.
We'll only be feeding the troll
.

Perfectbeing:
I repeat, ignore.. Do not feed the trolls
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Re: Why Did The Holy Spirit Fornicate With Mary? by geoworldedu: 7:27pm On Jul 26, 2018
MuttleyLaff:




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lol... Still ontop the holy spirit's fornicating matter
Re: Why Did The Holy Spirit Fornicate With Mary? by geoworldedu: 6:31pm On Sep 27, 2018
Strong thing
Re: Why Did The Holy Spirit Fornicate With Mary? by geoworldedu: 4:36pm On Oct 11, 2018
Thus question hasn't been properly answered
Re: Why Did The Holy Spirit Fornicate With Mary? by geoworldedu: 7:58pm On Oct 15, 2018
Chai
Re: Why Did The Holy Spirit Fornicate With Mary? by geoworldedu: 9:26pm On Nov 21, 2018
Serious case
Re: Why Did The Holy Spirit Fornicate With Mary? by geoworldedu: 2:49am On Nov 24, 2018
The cum of the holy ghost must be very thick. Mary must have enjoyed it.
Re: Why Did The Holy Spirit Fornicate With Mary? by geoworldedu: 10:10am On May 07, 2019
No good reply yet undecided
Re: Why Did The Holy Spirit Fornicate With Mary? by geoworldedu: 10:58pm On Apr 07, 2020
Yes why
Re: Why Did The Holy Spirit Fornicate With Mary? by geoworldedu: 9:25pm On Apr 10, 2020
I nid answer pls
Re: Why Did The Holy Spirit Fornicate With Mary? by Nobody: 9:12pm On Jan 01, 2021
Luke 1: 34 “How will this be,” Mary asked the angel, “since I am a virgin?”
35 The angel answered, “The Holy Spirit will come on you, and the power of the Most High will overshadow you. So the holy one to be born will be called the Son of God.

This is a very big question?
Re: Why Did The Holy Spirit Fornicate With Mary? by petra1(m): 9:26pm On Jan 01, 2021
geoworldedu:
Joseph was not aware that the Holy Spirit has fornicated with his fiancee. But why? Can't the Holy Spirit go for someone not already engaged? Maybe the nigga din't know Mary's engaged sha.


If he had fornicated with her she would have lost her virginity .she was still virging till she gave birth. That means she was not raped. you can see your olodorabatanism

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Re: Why Did The Holy Spirit Fornicate With Mary? by geoworldedu: 3:31am On Aug 28, 2021
petra1:


If he had fornicated with her she would have lost her virginity .she was still virging till she gave birth. That means she was not raped. you can see your olodorabatanism
Possibly because the holy spirit had weak erection and premature ejaculation. His thing couldn't break ordinary hymen. grin
Re: Why Did The Holy Spirit Fornicate With Mary? by Humanoid01(m): 4:36am On Aug 28, 2021
geoworldedu:
Possibly because the holy spirit had weak erection and premature ejaculation. His thing couldn't break ordinary hymen. grin
So since 2018, you still carry this disgusting mindset? Omo na wa o.
Re: Why Did The Holy Spirit Fornicate With Mary? by geoworldedu: 9:18am On Sep 19, 2021
Humanoid01:

So since 2018, you still carry this disgusting mindset? Omo na wa o.
As the mindset of christians like you take dey disgusting to me, na so my mindset take dey disgusting to you. 50-50 no cheating, shikena!! cheesy
Re: Why Did The Holy Spirit Fornicate With Mary? by Humanoid01(m): 12:24pm On Sep 19, 2021
geoworldedu:
As the mindset of christians like you take dey disgusting to me, na so my mindset take dey disgusting to you. 50-50 no cheating, shikena!! cheesy
Lol.
Re: Why Did The Holy Spirit Fornicate With Mary? by xproducer: 2:56pm On Sep 19, 2021
geoworldedu:
Joseph was not aware that the Holy Spirit has fornicated with his fiancee. But why? Can't the Holy Spirit go for someone not already engaged? Maybe the nigga din't know Mary's engaged sha.


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The Unpardonable Sin

Therefore I say to you, every sin and blasphemy will be forgiven men, but the blasphemy against the Spirit will not be forgiven men. Anyone who speaks a word against the Son of Man, it will be forgiven him; but whoever speaks against the Holy Spirit, it will not be forgiven him, either in this age or in the age to come." - Matthew 12:31-32

"A good man out of the good treasure of his heart brings forth good things, and an evil man out of the evil treasure brings forth evil things. But I say to you that for every idle word men may speak, they will give account of it in the day of judgment. For by your words you will be justified, and by your words you will be condemned.” - Matthew 12:35-37

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Re: Why Did The Holy Spirit Fornicate With Mary? by geoworldedu: 8:24am On Mar 05, 2023
xproducer:


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The Unpardonable Sin

Therefore I say to you, every sin and blasphemy will be forgiven men, but the blasphemy against the Spirit will not be forgiven men. Anyone who speaks a word against the Son of Man, it will be forgiven him; but whoever speaks against the Holy Spirit, it will not be forgiven him, either in this age or in the age to come." - Matthew 12:31-32

"A good man out of the good treasure of his heart brings forth good things, and an evil man out of the evil treasure brings forth evil things. But I say to you that for every idle word men may speak, they will give account of it in the day of judgment. For by your words you will be justified, and by your words you will be condemned.” - Matthew 12:35-37
Rather say, a sin against Geoworldedu cannot be forgiven. I pity the Holy Spirit.
Re: Why Did The Holy Spirit Fornicate With Mary? by terrezo2002(m): 8:27am On Mar 05, 2023
geoworldedu:
Rather say, a sin against Geoworldedu cannot be forgiven. I pity the Holy Spirit.
Who is the Holy spirit?
Re: Why Did The Holy Spirit Fornicate With Mary? by geoworldedu: 8:30am On Mar 05, 2023
terrezo2002:

Who is the Holy spirit?
One of the Gods na.
Re: Why Did The Holy Spirit Fornicate With Mary? by terrezo2002(m): 8:38am On Mar 05, 2023
geoworldedu:
One of the Gods na.
Why do you insult Him?
Re: Why Did The Holy Spirit Fornicate With Mary? by CodeTemplar: 8:43am On Mar 05, 2023
geoworldedu:
Joseph was not aware that the Holy Spirit has fornicated with his fiancee. But why? Can't the Holy Spirit go for someone not already engaged? Maybe the nigga din't know Mary's engaged sha.

If The Holy Spirit fornicated, why was Mary still a virgin after conceiving?
Re: Why Did The Holy Spirit Fornicate With Mary? by geoworldedu: 8:43am On Mar 05, 2023
terrezo2002:

Why do you insult Him?
I did not insult him. I only speak the truth.
Re: Why Did The Holy Spirit Fornicate With Mary? by geoworldedu: 8:45am On Mar 05, 2023
CodeTemplar:
If The Holy Spirit fornicated, why was Mary still a virgin after conceiving?
Mary was not a virgin after conceiving na. Who told you she was? Did you sleep with her after conceiving to know and establish this?

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