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A General Analysis Of A Woman's Lifespan ( Very Educative) by TheOdd1sOut: 1:56pm On Aug 04, 2018
A General Map Of The Stages Of A Girl's Life.

Stage One (0-12 years) _

She know nothing about boys or relationships. Everything she knows and believes in is an opinion from her parents, friends and close relatives. She also interacts freely with the opposite sex. Also, this stage is filled with lots of immaturity and childish behavior.

Stage Two (13-18yrs)_

She's beginning to understand that life is more complicated than she thought. This stage is also called the teenage period. This period leads her to question some fundamental principles taught to her by her parents. She also begins to understand the assets she possesses and the opposite sex too. This stage is filled with a lot of pride and high handedness.

Stage Three (19-29yrs)_

This stage is the stage of full blown womanhood. She now knows where her life is headed towards and already knows the plans she has for herself. This stage is also characterized by a lot of wooing and toasting from guys. They slay on social media and you Guys know the rest sha. Only the wise ones uses this stage wisely.

Stage four (30-40yrs)_

Her beauty begins to fade. The assets that allows guys to be attracted to her begins to crash faster than the naira. The wise ones who used stage three wisely will have settled down and achieved most of their life goals. The others who didn't use it well begins to go to miracle centre to pray for a husband since they know that menopause is approaching.

Well, we all know what happens after this stage.

Girls, use your life and beauty wisely. Nothing lasts forever. Don't be too proud and snub guys. You'll soon become outdated and guys will move on to the next hot cake. Be wise.

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Re: A General Analysis Of A Woman's Lifespan ( Very Educative) by SenorFax(m): 2:02pm On Aug 04, 2018
Vanity upon vanity......

Make money first before you ever say that, money first then we will know if it's vanity or not.

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Re: A General Analysis Of A Woman's Lifespan ( Very Educative) by TheOdd1sOut: 2:09pm On Aug 04, 2018
SenorFax:
Vanity upon vanity......

Make money first before you ever say that, money first then we will know if it's vanity or not.
I don't get you
Re: A General Analysis Of A Woman's Lifespan ( Very Educative) by SenorFax(m): 2:13pm On Aug 04, 2018
TheOdd1sOut:
I don't get you
Me too
Re: A General Analysis Of A Woman's Lifespan ( Very Educative) by kokakola: 2:15pm On Aug 04, 2018
undecided
Re: A General Analysis Of A Woman's Lifespan ( Very Educative) by Saff(f): 2:27pm On Aug 04, 2018
Same recycled topic, men obsessing over rubbish. Next
Re: A General Analysis Of A Woman's Lifespan ( Very Educative) by TheOdd1sOut: 2:31pm On Aug 04, 2018
Saff:
Same recycled topic, men obsessing over rubbish. Next
seems like you're in stage four

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Re: A General Analysis Of A Woman's Lifespan ( Very Educative) by Goddyss(m): 2:40pm On Aug 04, 2018
@OP, it is very sad that the mainstream societal convention has beclouded your little sense of understanding. Who taught you that all that matter in the life of a woman is to settle down with a man, have children and career?

While the above is one of the basic purpose of life to most women, few that understand life are not bothered by such temporal benefits.

Life should be lived to achieve happiness and a woman having a husband and children may just be one of the standard of happiness but not the sole standard of happiness.

If the above is what you will teach your daughter as the sole purpose of existence, then you are of all men the most pitiful. Leave women alone and discover the purpose of life.
Re: A General Analysis Of A Woman's Lifespan ( Very Educative) by LuciferChristi: 2:45pm On Aug 04, 2018
Summary:



Stage One (0-12 years) _

Innocence.



Stage Two (13-18yrs)_

Development of fish brain & entitlement mentality.



Stage Three (19-29yrs)_

Oloshoism, slay queening, small girl, big Gods, Miss Independent etc.



Stage four (30-40yrs)_

Evening newspapers, Slay mamas, Cossy Orjiakorism, pocohantaism etc. Frustration. Depression. Feminism.



Well, we all know what happens after this stage.
Some don't know - death.

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Re: A General Analysis Of A Woman's Lifespan ( Very Educative) by Munzy14(m): 2:52pm On Aug 04, 2018
lmaooo, you guys are funny. lalasticlala, mynd44 this,need public debate and comic relieving comments.
Re: A General Analysis Of A Woman's Lifespan ( Very Educative) by Lalas247(f): 2:55pm On Aug 04, 2018
Trash!

If you quote me ... your deek will fall off angry nonsense

Slay in stage 3 ... wonder which girls u take do stats undecided
Re: A General Analysis Of A Woman's Lifespan ( Very Educative) by highqueen(f): 2:58pm On Aug 04, 2018
obsessing about women.
you are soo pathetic.
Re: A General Analysis Of A Woman's Lifespan ( Very Educative) by Evangkatsoulis: 3:11pm On Aug 04, 2018
Goddyss:
@OP, it is very sad that the mainstream societal convention has beclouded your little sense of understanding. Who taught you that all that matter in the life of a woman is to settle down with a man, have children and career?

While the above is one of the basic purpose of life to most women, few that understand life are not bothered by such temporal benefits.

Life should be lived to achieve happiness and a woman having a husband and children may just be one of the standard of happiness but not the sole standard of happiness.

If the above is what you will teach your daughter as the sole purpose of existence, then you are of all men the most pitiful. Leave women alone and discover the purpose of life.




You, how did you get to know the purpose of a woman's existence? How did you confirm that the sole purpose of a woman's existence is not to get married and have children?
Re: A General Analysis Of A Woman's Lifespan ( Very Educative) by TheOdd1sOut: 3:11pm On Aug 04, 2018
Goddyss:
@OP, it is very sad that the mainstream societal convention has beclouded your little sense of understanding. Who taught you that all that matter in the life of a woman is to settle down with a man, have children and career?

While the above is one of the basic purpose of life to most women, few that understand life are not bothered by such temporal benefits.

Life should be lived to achieve happiness and a woman having a husband and children may just be one of the standard of happiness but not the sole standard of happiness.

If the above is what you will teach your daughter as the sole purpose of existence, then you are of all men the most pitiful. Leave women alone and discover the purpose of life.



lol... In your mind now you sound intelligent. Tell me the real purpose of life then because as you're speaking, it seems you've found it. You can't give what you don't have. Lol. Quote the place where I said a woman's goals are settling down and career alone. I said life goals because it varies from person to person. Re-read the post. Slowly
Re: A General Analysis Of A Woman's Lifespan ( Very Educative) by TheOdd1sOut: 3:12pm On Aug 04, 2018
highqueen:
obsessing about women.

you are soo pathetic.
lol. have it your way.
Re: A General Analysis Of A Woman's Lifespan ( Very Educative) by TheOdd1sOut: 3:13pm On Aug 04, 2018
LuciferChristi:
Summary:



Stage One (0-12 years) _

Innocence.



Stage Two (13-18yrs)_

Development of fish brain & entitlement mentality.



Stage Three (19-29yrs)_

Oloshoism, slay queening, small girl, big Gods, Miss Independent etc.



Stage four (30-40yrs)_

Evening newspapers, Slay mamas, Cossy Orjiakorism, pocohantaism etc. Frustration. Depression. Feminism.



Well, we all know what happens after this stage.
Some don't know - death.
my nigga

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Re: A General Analysis Of A Woman's Lifespan ( Very Educative) by Goddyss(m): 3:40pm On Aug 04, 2018
Evangkatsoulis:


You, how did you get to know the purpose of a woman's existence? How did you confirm that the sole purpose of a woman's existence is not to get married and have children?

If you are seeking for my wisdom on a platter of gold, try harder. An unexamined life is not worth living. Discover yourself before trying to discover another person
Re: A General Analysis Of A Woman's Lifespan ( Very Educative) by Goddyss(m): 3:49pm On Aug 04, 2018
TheOdd1sOut:
lol... In your mind now you sound intelligent. Tell me the real purpose of life then because as you're speaking, it seems you've found it. You can't give what you don't have. Lol. Quote the place where I said a woman's goals are settling down and career alone. I said life goals because it varies from person to person. Re-read the post. Slowly

So you pouring your sp3rm into a woman and begetting a copy of yourself is your life goal? You need a total reeducation and reorientation.

I recommend "The Pedagogy of the Oppressed" by Paulo Freire. When you are done reading it, I would know where to begin to impact wisdom in your little brain. You are like a prisoner in a cave. Liberate yourself before seeking for who to liberate with your ridiculous write up.


Stop masturbating on my post if you have no reasonable thing to comment
Re: A General Analysis Of A Woman's Lifespan ( Very Educative) by Wilfredpat22(f): 4:02pm On Aug 04, 2018
When in stage 2, most of us started slaying lol
Re: A General Analysis Of A Woman's Lifespan ( Very Educative) by TheOdd1sOut: 4:43pm On Aug 04, 2018
Goddyss:


So you pouring your sp3rm into a woman and begetting a copy of yourself is your life goal? You need a total reeducation and reorientation.

I recommend "The Pedagogy of the Oppressed" by Paulo Freire. When you are done reading it, I would know where to begin to impact wisdom in your little brain. You are like a prisoner in a cave. Liberate yourself before seeking for who to liberate with your ridiculous write up.


Stop masturbating on my post if you have no reasonable thing to comment
Stop showing off. This knowledge you're using to rant here should be useful to you. You're this smart and your name hasn't made it to Wikipedia. Lol

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