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Rate My Joke: On A Scale Of 1 To 10 by vivaladiva(f): 4:24am On Jun 25, 2010 |
1 being absolutely rubbish and 10 being absolutely fcking funny two local hausa security dogs, sitting by the gate gisting, when oga and his friends return with yet another set of fineeee babes, since madam has travelled to the village to be with her sick mother bingo turns to gringo and says:gringo, i know say u and me be the heaviest asewo dogs wey dey for this area, but walahi oga and his friends r bleeping bastards oooooo |
Re: Rate My Joke: On A Scale Of 1 To 10 by Nobody: 4:26am On Jun 25, 2010 |
Honestly, not even close to 1. Your posts are funnier when you're honestly replying to a thread. |
Re: Rate My Joke: On A Scale Of 1 To 10 by Diva20(f): 4:29am On Jun 25, 2010 |
Where's the punchline? =| |
Re: Rate My Joke: On A Scale Of 1 To 10 by Acidosis(m): 4:30am On Jun 25, 2010 |
It makes no sense |
Re: Rate My Joke: On A Scale Of 1 To 10 by vivaladiva(f): 4:42am On Jun 25, 2010 |
ur comments r very mch appreciated blame my english sense of humour for my dry joke personally, i think its quite funny |
Re: Rate My Joke: On A Scale Of 1 To 10 by Nobody: 4:56am On Jun 25, 2010 |
vivaladiva:hehehe hahaha, the jokes is really funny, wake up bro, its really dry, (0/10) |
Re: Rate My Joke: On A Scale Of 1 To 10 by vivaladiva(f): 5:05am On Jun 25, 2010 |
ermmmm poster is female not male but tanx 4 ur comments |
Re: Rate My Joke: On A Scale Of 1 To 10 by Nobody: 5:12am On Jun 25, 2010 |
vivaladiva:That make the |
Re: Rate My Joke: On A Scale Of 1 To 10 by vivaladiva(f): 5:20am On Jun 25, 2010 |
u not have intelligent sense of humour ur sense of humour not evolved far enof still in the homo habilis stage |
Re: Rate My Joke: On A Scale Of 1 To 10 by Nobody: 5:23am On Jun 25, 2010 |
vivaladiva:Antie, it will be better for you to go back to sec school. can't pick anything from what you just pasted. |
Re: Rate My Joke: On A Scale Of 1 To 10 by vivaladiva(f): 5:26am On Jun 25, 2010 |
thats y i said ur sense of humour is still in kindergarten |
Re: Rate My Joke: On A Scale Of 1 To 10 by Nobody: 5:31am On Jun 25, 2010 |
hahaha, you are really funny, does that solve the problem. PEACE be UNTO you. |
Re: Rate My Joke: On A Scale Of 1 To 10 by vivaladiva(f): 5:34am On Jun 25, 2010 |
p-i-s-s b upon u too |
Re: Rate My Joke: On A Scale Of 1 To 10 by Nobody: 5:37am On Jun 25, 2010 |
ok then, S(H)ame to you. |
Re: Rate My Joke: On A Scale Of 1 To 10 by vivaladiva(f): 5:42am On Jun 25, 2010 |
sry u already used up ur turn but since am a very generous person u can have the last word do u mind re typing ur last comment am off like a light p-i-s-s be upon u once again |
Re: Rate My Joke: On A Scale Of 1 To 10 by Nobody: 5:45am On Jun 25, 2010 |
vivaladiva:GO TO HELL. :oAV GOT BETTER THINGS TO DO, Mrs Comedian |
Re: Rate My Joke: On A Scale Of 1 To 10 by vivaladiva(f): 5:56am On Jun 25, 2010 |
dont get 2 wound up or u might end up wiv a blown out fuse am the one dat got a 1 rating for my joke, u dont see me barking like a dog on crack sry i cldnt help myself do u mind taking time out of ur busy schedule to say good night once again but this time in a nice way i hate to say it but p-i-s-s be upon u 4 d very last time |
Re: Rate My Joke: On A Scale Of 1 To 10 by Nobody: 6:04am On Jun 25, 2010 |
vivaladiva:you don press ctrl "p" abi, nwai, abeg no take am personal. no spoil your fine girl, you dont have to frown at your monitor. |
Re: Rate My Joke: On A Scale Of 1 To 10 by dobodobo(m): 6:13am On Jun 25, 2010 |
You joke rate is 0.3 not even close to 1 , the worst embarrassing frustrating nonsense joke I have ever seen in my life,if you could make such joke in front of me face to face, I will hit you with stick |
Re: Rate My Joke: On A Scale Of 1 To 10 by nitrogen(m): 6:15am On Jun 25, 2010 |
dobodobo:yeeeh! Dats insultin |
Re: Rate My Joke: On A Scale Of 1 To 10 by Nobody: 6:17am On Jun 25, 2010 |
@poster, you try but this is not the joke section. |
Re: Rate My Joke: On A Scale Of 1 To 10 by Diva20(f): 6:19am On Jun 25, 2010 |
dobodobo: There's no need to be that rude. Just rate it and shut up. You ugly guys always overdo it. |
Re: Rate My Joke: On A Scale Of 1 To 10 by Carolece(f): 6:28am On Jun 25, 2010 |
on a scale of 1 to 10. lemmi see----naw. this seemingly "joke" gone in some serious negative points. |
Re: Rate My Joke: On A Scale Of 1 To 10 by vivaladiva(f): 6:30am On Jun 25, 2010 |
then i wld have to charge ur ugly arse to court for causing me grevious bodily harm all because of a joke i hope ur arse got money for a good lawyer, cos ur insane arse is going down fine u can heckle, but to hit someone with a stick just cos u dont find their joke funny is pure insanity, i would check my self into a mental institution b4 it gets too serious n u start weilding machete |
Re: Rate My Joke: On A Scale Of 1 To 10 by Nobody: 7:44am On Jun 25, 2010 |
vivaladiva:Thank God you kow the solution to your problem. |
Re: Rate My Joke: On A Scale Of 1 To 10 by daylae(m): 8:12am On Jun 25, 2010 |
Bruhahahahaha! U almost succeded breaking my feable ribs poster! This is the funniest joke av ever seen in a very lo lon long longgg time. I'll give u 0.5 of 10,u try. |
Re: Rate My Joke: On A Scale Of 1 To 10 by MissyB1(m): 8:38am On Jun 25, 2010 |
Post the Joke, lemme rate it. |
Re: Rate My Joke: On A Scale Of 1 To 10 by atilla(m): 9:21am On Jun 25, 2010 |
1 over ten |
Re: Rate My Joke: On A Scale Of 1 To 10 by vivaladiva(f): 11:57am On Jun 25, 2010 |
calll me deluded or just plain adamant me still fink me joke is well funny might not b ur lol kind of joke i.e its not funny haahaa but funny hmm hmmm this is not ur average basket mouth, that boring ayo or igo die kind of joke |
Re: Rate My Joke: On A Scale Of 1 To 10 by Spyker: 2:22pm On Jun 25, 2010 |
This is not a joke. Honestly, for trying, i will give you 1/10. Keep it up, you may one day become "i go die" or "Ali Baba". |
Re: Rate My Joke: On A Scale Of 1 To 10 by dobodobo(m): 5:10pm On Jun 25, 2010 |
Diva 2.0:I think you forgot your brain in your pant. |
Re: Rate My Joke: On A Scale Of 1 To 10 by vivaladiva(f): 6:28pm On Jun 25, 2010 |
@spyker ali baba n igo die jokes cater for the nigerian sense of humour, their jokes are just plain obvious, even a dumb person will find it funny no offence when it comes to comedy i get my inspiration from comedians like billy conolley, russell peters, chris rock, ricky gavis, etc, ali baba and igo die dont even make it into my top 10,000 comedians, but i think gandoki is very fcking funny i subscribe to jokes that require a bit more thinking, u know jokes that make my brain laugh internally |
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