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Re: Public Service Announcement by GAZZUZZ(m): 3:45pm On Aug 23, 2018
oride:
I dey enjoy the manuscript. However, I think you should stop sir.

why sir? This is a derailers paradise wink

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Re: Public Service Announcement by GAZZUZZ(m): 3:47pm On Aug 23, 2018
.Odysseus, to Patroclus: Even if your cousin doesn't come, I hope you'll join us.
We could use a strong arm like yours.
Achilles, to Odysseus: Play your tricks on me, but not my cousin.
Odysseus, to Achilles: You have your swords, I have my tricks.
We play with the toys the gods give us.

This war will never be forgotten, nor will the heroes who fight in it.
~Odysseus

Thetis: If you stay in Larisa, you will find peace.
You will find a wonderful woman.
You have sons and daughters, and they will have children. And they will love you.
When you are gone, they will remember you.
But when your children are dead and their children after them, your name will be lost.
If you go to Troy, glory will be yours.
They will write stories about your victories for thousands of years.
The world will remember your name.
But if you go to Troy, you will never come home.
For your glory walks hand in hand with your doom. And I shall never see you again.
Achilles: You know this to be true, Mother?
Thetis: I know this.
Re: Public Service Announcement by GAZZUZZ(m): 4:22pm On Aug 23, 2018
. Priam: Women have always loved Paris, and he has loved them back.
But this is different. Something has changed in him.
If we send her home to Menelaus, he will follow her.
Hector: This is my country, and these are my countrymen.
I don't want to see them suffer so my brother can have his prize.
It's not just the Spartans coming after her.
By now Menelaus has gone to Agamemnon, and Agamemnon has wanted to destroy us for years.
Once we're out of the way, he controls the seas.
Priam: Enemies have been attacking us for centuries. Our walls still stand.
Hector: Father, we can't win this war.
Priam: Apollo watches over us. Even Agamemnon is no match for the gods.
Hector: And how many battalions does the sun god command?
Priam: Do not mock the gods.

Priam: When you were very young, you came down with scarlet fever.
Your little hand was so hot.
The healer said you would not last the night.
I went down to Apollo's temple and I prayed until the sun came up.
That walk back to the palace was the longest of my life.
But I went into your mother's room and you were sleeping in her arms. The fever had broken.
I promised that day to dedicate my life to the gods. I will not break my promise.
For 30 years I have worked for peace. 30 years.
Paris is a fool sometimes, I know that.
But I will fight 1000 wars before letting him die.
Hector: Forgive me, Father, but you won't be the one fighting.

Paris: If we're not here, what's the need for war?
Helen: Menelaus won't give up. He'll track us to the end of the world.
Paris: He doesn't know these lands. I do. We can lose ourselves in a day.
Helen: You don't know Menelaus. You don't know his brother.
They'll burn every house in Troy to find us.
They'll never believe we've left.
And even if they do, they'll burn it for spite.
Paris: Then I'll make it easy for him to find me.
I'll walk right up to him and tell him you're mine.
Helen: You're very young, my love.
Paris: We're the same age.
Helen: You're younger than I ever was.

Trojans!
All my life, I've lived by a code.
And the code is simple; honor the gods, love your woman, and defend your country.
Troy is mother to us all.
Fight for her!
~Hector
Re: Public Service Announcement by Nobody: 4:57pm On Aug 23, 2018
GAZZUZZ:
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Script to troy.
Re: Public Service Announcement by HeavenlyBang(m): 5:43pm On Aug 23, 2018
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Stop feeding the trolls. angry
Just ignore them, your responses are what spur them on.
Re: Public Service Announcement by Nobody: 5:59pm On Aug 23, 2018
Epic counter trolling from gazzuzz. You don learn bad thing from egunmogaji

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Re: Public Service Announcement by evilspirit: 6:20pm On Aug 23, 2018
nurey:
GAZZUZZ these is the list required to make a sacrifice on your behalf so your enemies can forget about you.

20 tubers of yam

1 large pot of alligator pepper

A dozen pack of Hennessy

1 brand new Samsung note 9 for calling the gods

1 pure white Rolls-Royce phantom for conveying the sacrifice

1 brand new LG home theater with Dolby surround sound to make the plea to the gods crisp and clear.

3 seater leather cushion for the gods to sit when they descend

A pure gold 24karat bowl to help collect offerings for the gods

A small helicopter doesn't have to be big, those small ones with 2 rotor blades to convey the gods back home.



That's the problem we are not his enemies
Re: Public Service Announcement by GAZZUZZ(m): 6:30pm On Aug 23, 2018
evilspirit:




That's the problem we are not his enemies

Myrmodans, my brother of the sword.
I'd rather fight beside you than any army of thousands.
Let no man forget how menacing we are.
We are lions!
Do you know what's there, waiting, beyond that beach?
Immortality!
Take it! It's yours!
~Achilles

Nestor: Give him the battle, we'll take the war.
Agamemnon: Give him too many battles and the men will forget who's king.

Eudorus: Apollo sees everything. Perhaps it is not wise to offend him.
[Achilles cut off Apollo's statue head]

Achilles: You are very brave or very stupid to come after me alone.
You must be Hector.
Do you know who I am?
Hector: These priests weren't armed.
Achilles: Yes. There's no honor in cutting old men's throats.
Hector: Only children and fools fight for honor. I fight for my country.
Fight me!
Achilles: Why kill you now, Prince of Troy, with no one here to see you fall?

Hector: Why did you come here?
Achilles: They'll be talking about this war for 1000 years.
Hector: In 1000 years, the dust from our bones will be gone.
Achilles: Yes, Prince. But our names will remain.

Achilles: Go home, Prince.
Drink some wine, make love to your wife. Tomorrow, we'll have our war.
Hector: You speak of war as if it's a game.
How many wives wait at Troy's gates for husbands they'll never see again?
Achilles: Perhaps your brother can comfort them.
I hear he's good at charming other men's wives.

Briseis: You killed Apollo's priests.
Achilles: I've killed men in 5 countries, never a priest.
Briseis: Then your men did. The sun god will have his vengeance.
Achilles: What's he waiting for?
Briseis: The right time to strike.
Achilles: His priests are dead, and his acolyte's a captive.
I think your god is afraid of me.
Briseis: Afraid? Apollo is master of the sun. He fears nothing.
Achilles: Where is he?
Briseis: You're nothing but a killer! You wouldn't know anything about the gods!
Achilles: I know more about the gods than your priests. I've seen them.

War is young men dying and old men talking. You know this.
Ignore the politics.
~Odysseus
Re: Public Service Announcement by hayjayman(m): 4:36am On Aug 24, 2018
HeavenlyBang:


Stop feeding the trolls. angry
Just ignore them, your responses are what spur them on.

A** licker spotted....

The obvious thing here is those concerned have already poured out their mind and now their heart is lighter rather than keeping the disappointment within themselves, it now takes the subject matter to have a rethink and modify his engagement with his prospects... What he was just doing is just either...1. "I have heard you all, now let's do other things". and we are not all out to destroy him...2. And if he doesn't want to take a cue from the reactions so far, I will never be surprised... I remember in my secondary schools days, amongst my peers, those that are really lacks social skills and street-smart and not good with people one on one never accept criticisms in any form, therefore put up more attitude that makes them more alienated in the scheme of things.


Dear A** licker, note if you want carry hin matter for head, I dey ready for you kampe... I'm ready to make your day....
Re: Public Service Announcement by HeavenlyBang(m): 6:02am On Aug 24, 2018
hayjayman:


A** licker spotted....

The obvious thing here is those concerned have already poured out their mind and now their heart is lighter rather than keeping the disappointment within themselves, it now takes the subject matter to have a rethink and modify his engagement with his prospects... What he was just doing is just either...1. "I have heard you all, now let's do other things". and we are not all out to destroy him...2. And if he doesn't want to take a cue from the reactions so far, I will never be surprised... I remember in my secondary schools days, amongst my peers, those that are really lacks social skills and street-smart and not good with people one on one never accept criticisms in any form, therefore put up more attitude that makes them more alienated in the scheme of things.


Dear A** licker, note if you want carry hin matter for head, I dey ready for you kampe... I'm ready to make your day....

Lol, I couldn't give two shites about you. If you think the man is rude, so what? I agree it's not ideal for business, but he obviously isn't rude to everyone.

This shows that.
1. Your patronage isn't necessary for him to meet his financial objectives
2. He may not be keen on working with you

Either way the man gets paid by those he renders his services to. Or has he begged you for money before? No offense but he doesn't owe you anything, as long as you're not a paying customer and there's no binding contract between the both of you.

You don't like him? Find another technician! Lots of capable hands around. Why should this bother you? Isn't he the one losing your patronage?

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Re: Public Service Announcement by hayjayman(m): 6:06am On Aug 24, 2018
HeavenlyBang:


Lol, I couldn't give two shites about you. If you think the man is rude, so what? I agree it's not ideal for business, but he obviously isn't rude to everyone.

This shows that.
1. Your patronage isn't necessary for him to meet his financial objectives
2. He may not be keen on working with you

Either way the man gets paid by those he renders his services to. Or has he begged you for money before? No offense but he doesn't owe you anything, as long as you're not a paying customer and there's no binding contract between the both of you.

[/b]You don't like him? Find another technician! Lots of capable hands around. Why should this bother you? Isn't he the one losing your patronage?[b]

You are right!!! All what you posted are true to the letter

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